File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:10 No.1311173
Have a great Wednesday night, /f/riends.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:15 No.1311178
Why is this so much fun? Im not into abusive relationships.. but a snarky bitch is annoying as
shit.
Thanks
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:19 No.1311182
oh jesus in hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:20 No.1311183
/r/ing backround music
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:25 No.1311188
not gonna lie...I fapped to that.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:43 No.1311202
>>1311173
Hahaha oh god! Awesome edit there, bro!
Nice job turning an abusive-relationship message into a game.
Really, awesome job, but you could've maybe preserved some of the quality from the original,
couldn't you? This looks like shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:50 No.1311204
Jets N Guns victory theme fuck yes
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)21:02 No.1311214
I fucking lol'd the whole time, bravo
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)21:06 No.1311216
>>1311202
He didn't, it was made to teach people how abuse relationships look am make people aware of
violence
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)21:08 No.1311219
>>1311216
Try playing it again, then. The message is completely erased.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)21:11 No.1311220
>>1311183
guessing you mean the music at the end. here it is. i included the music that plays while you
slap her around too in the rar just in case (don't know the name of that one)
>MachinaeSupremacy-Jets'n'GunsShopMusic.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/?zxjydvj4jnn
>>1311202
thank you. i hate low quality things too but i couldnt make it look better because i wanted this
to be postable on 4chan and for some dumb reason we have a 8 MiB file size limit here. the
original movie files etc was about 45 MiB so it was either to exclude a lot of stuff or to use a
lot of lossy compression.
>>1311216
i think he knows that since he used the word "edit"
>>1311219
more fun that way, hehe.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)21:35 No.1311247
5928 yeah so her where her place is GB2 Kitchen
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)21:40 No.1311249
/f/ is now "THE" sexist board on 4chan, fuck year!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)21:43 No.1311254
>bitch is crying at the end
finally put her in her place also I came
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)22:07 No.1311268
143.057
resize to max width and min height, cursor to left edge of window, move around window to left
side, then back into window. I'm only rocking one 720p screen here, tho, so if anyone has a
multi-hi-res setup, you could probably get easily into the millions.
also, use this method for all games which involve fast cursor movements across the screen.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)22:19 No.1311274
it's been archived on swfchan now if someone wants to link the thing to people without it 404:ing
http://swfchan.com/18/85792/?Hit_the_Bitch.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)22:35 No.1311280
my record is 6149 without resizing (edge of the video at the edge of my screen), though i didn't
move the mouse myself (so i cheated)
the trick is slapping faster and faster, not starting with too much speed but not too little. the
optimal would probably be to only increase one pixel each time, ending on the full width of your
screen
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)22:38 No.1311282
My record is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
.......Fuck I feel summerish for saying that.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)23:19 No.1311309
I had a boner
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)23:26 No.1311316
aw yeah gurl
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)23:32 No.1311325
Y'know, I'd feel bad hitting her if she wasn't such a massive cunt.
Jesus Christ.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)23:50 No.1311342
I came so hard.
Someone link 49k to this shit, they will get a kick out of this.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)23:51 No.1311346
Funny thing is, while this thing was made to make you feel bad about abusing women, that cunt
just makes me want to do it MORE.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)00:06 No.1311356
>>1311342
*r9k
Fuck my life.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)00:12 No.1311360
Is it bad I left the tab just sitting there after it was over, not restarting, listening to her
quietly sob on the floor?
Or is it worse that I opened a second tab to do the same thing?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)00:13 No.1311362
Why do you make me hurt you?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)00:15 No.1311364
>>1311360
No, anon, nothing is wrong with what you did.
The bitch had it coming.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)00:19 No.1311370
>>1311364
Shit... now I have 5 up, and it's glorious
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)00:20 No.1311374
20,244
Right click on the right side and left click on the left for optimum scorage.
Extend width of screen without extending height
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)00:21 No.1311376
>Implying I have the balls to stand up for myself
>Implying I wouldn't just stand there with my head down as she reduced me to a pile of shit
>Implying I'm not a massive and overly-submissive pussy
I hate myself.
