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[_] [G] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)02:56 No.1298214
Right click, then click "Play" to start.
This is a pastiche of Schafer's LucasArts games in which you take on the role of Schafer
backstage at the GDC Awards.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)05:28 No.1298329
Got all twenty-two jokes.
Eat it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)06:21 No.1298344
>>1298329
You lie.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)06:59 No.1298357
Not at all. Ask, and I may tell where.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)08:55 No.1298395
>>1298357
but where?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:15 No.1298402
Open magazines->open cigarbox->take multipurpose cutting tool->use key on box->take empyy
matches->pickup photo->enter view corrected code->take book->take box->use box->cut cloth->use
cloth with sink->turn on sink->open mirror->use box->take note on floor->pickup rug->push stoll
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:17 No.1298404
open curtains->open minifridge->take note->open box->take popsicle->use popsicle on tim->use
phone with newspaper
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:46 No.1298416
yeah I'm stuck now
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:55 No.1298420
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PHONE
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:57 No.1298422
>>1298420
->pickup rug
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:59 No.1298425
i have 12 jokes, soi theres 10 more, or do i have them all?
there doesn't seem much more to do.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)10:08 No.1298429
found ancient rubber chicken, what do?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)10:15 No.1298431
>>1298429
Rape it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)10:23 No.1298434
>>1298429
Turn off light, look at chicken. Joke scroll poops out.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)10:50 No.1298444
>>1298434
Does not work
>> [_] Ren 06/24/10(Thu)11:13 No.1298452
>>1298444
Be sure to find the head of the rubber chicken first..
Push the eye on the bearskin rug
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:23 No.1298455
How do you use the newspaper with the phone?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:43 No.1298468
>>1298455
I recommend reading it and thinking hard
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:51 No.1298471
Push over stool > pick up note
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:54 No.1298476
Phone doesn't seem to work.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:56 No.1298477
above the minifridge is a box of sugary cereal, take it and use the cutters on the box,
then use the cutters on the prize,
then open the prize.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:57 No.1298478
>>1298476
"Error ST39 Message undeliverable".
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:59 No.1298480
>>1298478
text "JOKE"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:04 No.1298483
>>1298480
OOOOhhhh. Now I feel stupid. I though you were supposed to text the joke from the newspaper.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:08 No.1298486
Jokes:
Paper+sticker(under stool)
index card riped in half (under table+behind mirror)
blue paper(in fridge+behind painting)
joke book in safe(5 jokes)
paper+phone
chicken scroll(10 jokes)
popsicle
cereal price
Just one more!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:12 No.1298489
where do you find the body of the rubber chicken?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:13 No.1298490
i have 21...i have yellow card mentioning elevator...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:15 No.1298492
>>1298490
that goes with the newspaper!
tell us where you found all the jokes
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:17 No.1298493
>>1298492
ugh god i feel stupid...thank you
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:22 No.1298494
>>1298493
Proper thanks would be to do as requested and post the final joke
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:24 No.1298495
>>1298494
what
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:30 No.1298498
we're all one joke short, post were you found the jokes
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:33 No.1298499
>>1298498
i followed the other guide that was posted up here...what do you have in your inventory?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:35 No.1298501
Moonwalk mode unlocked!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:40 No.1298505
>>1298499
cigar cutters
book of matches
bathroom remote
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:44 No.1298507
i dunno...there has to be a 1 piece joke you missed like popsicle or something...did you cut
sheet off near appetizers? if it does anything ;/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:04 No.1298519
Look at Italian Dinner Jacket
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:17 No.1298526
MOON WALK MODE ACTIVATED!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:38 No.1298530
Where is the bathroom?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:46 No.1298533
>>1298530
once you find the remote control...you press it to bring up bathroom. use cigar cutters to cut
tablecloth and put it in sink. turn sink on and itl flood...press button again and itl bring you
to altar. get artifact. press bear rugs eye for other half if you havent already. use chicken in
dark