File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] TIME TO SAVE EARTH /F/ HOLY CHRIST Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:07 No.1308834
Best. Game. In the history of mankind.
"10/10"
- Anonymous
"ಠ_ಠ"
- Anonymous
"Oh god it's like /v/ made a game"
- Anonymous
"Epic game is epic"
- Anonymous
"Dude, fuck level 3 in the ass"
- Anonymous
Physics is gonna/ pull out a gun/ and shoot you right/ in the head/ yeaah
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:09 No.1308835
1st
inb4 50 posts of people whining about tutorial
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:12 No.1308837
Fuck yeah amazing game, but the level 3 jump, wtf man...
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:14 No.1308840
>>1308837
Protip: pay attention to the tutorial, the trick you need is there
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:14 No.1308841
OH GOD NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:18 No.1308844
asteroids are larger than planets
but asteroids are larger than meteorites
I meant to say meteoroids there
whoa whoa
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:20 No.1308845
Anyone who thinks spider king was OP is casual.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:21 No.1308846
Seriously.
This game simply sucks because of its long tutorial.
Will never make it to anything.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:22 No.1308847
>>1308845
Wait, what?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:24 No.1308848
>>1308847
I meant overpowered, not original post.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:24 No.1308849
gave up on this peice of shit cause the intro tutorial shit motherfucker was too long
sage
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:26 No.1308850
It took me longer to get through the tutorial than to get laid
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:27 No.1308852
>>1308848
Oh right. Which combination of weapons did you use though? 'cause if you don't upgrade your man
handy at the third shop, shit gets hard, if that's what you're going with. If you're going long
range route entirely different strategies apply of course
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:28 No.1308854
>>1308849
What are you, five? How did you ever make it through elementary school if you can't concentrate
on elementary physics for like 5 minutes? It's all useful information
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:34 No.1308856
All hail the Spider King
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:38 No.1308858
holy fuck! stupid long tutorial, its takes like 10 minutes to even play the game. also the anthem
before playing is fucking annoying, what a waste of time.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:40 No.1308861
>>1308858
DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL THE ANTHEM ANNOYING
DID THIS NIGGER JUST HATE ON THE ANTHEM OF HIS HOME MOTHERFUCKING PLANET
SWEET JESUS I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M HEARING
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MOTHERFUCKER EVEN WANT TO DEFEND EARTH IF YOU HATE EARTH
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:41 No.1308864
>>1308854
this game can't be too complex its a damn flash game.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:43 No.1308866
autotune is for fags and niggers
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:45 No.1308870
>>1308864
Oh yeah? beat the missile base on level 3 then come back and say that
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:47 No.1308872
>>1308870
if I ever get passed the fucking tutorial.
I'm starting to think this is some kind of troll trap.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)12:56 No.1308877
Holy fuck. Don't. Take the Polarizoid shield. Just don't. Trust me on this one.
You'll have to repolarize like a shitnigger on level 2 already.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)13:04 No.1308884
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUU-
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)13:06 No.1308885
>>1308870
beat it easy as fuck
you just have to throw a rock upwards to jump low so you dodge the second missile every wave,
then punch it all over the place
I don't get why people think it's hard
>> [_] Ren 07/05/10(Mon)13:10 No.1308889
Only for the pro's..
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)13:58 No.1308920
This is win despite much reposts. Extract the anthem please?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)14:04 No.1308925
That really should be Earth's anthem.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)14:08 No.1308930
wait I die before I even fucking go anywhere wtf.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)14:41 No.1308962
holy shit level 4 is a bitch
JESUS CHRIST
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)14:48 No.1308968
hahahah what the fuck that was amazing, especially the insta kill
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)14:51 No.1308972
Screenshots of levels 2 and 3 or it didn't happen.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)14:55 No.1308974
Oh god level 3....FUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Too fucking hard
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:00 No.1308979
I'm guessing there is no game.
I made it to lesson 103 before I said SCREW THIS.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:08 No.1308985
>>1308920
Earth anthem:
http://media.bradsucks.net/misc/Brad_Sucks_and_Allen_-_Earths_Planetary_Anthem.mp3
>> [_] GATHER THE FUCK AROUND FOR THE PLANETARY ANTHEM Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:13 No.1308989
OF ALL THE PLANETS ALL AROUND
IN THE SKY AND ON THE GROOOOUUuunnnd
ONLY ONE YOU PLAAAINLY SEE
IS JUST GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEEEeeee
FROM FAIR ISLINGTON
TO YONDER PERTH
WE KINDLY SUGGEST
YOU CONSIDER EEEAAaarrRTH!
O MEDIUM-SIZED EARTH
OF MODERATE SPEED AND AVERAGE GIRTH
FROM MARS TO MERCURY
IT'S STILL THE MOST LIVABLE, YOU SEE!
WITH ATMOSPHERE,
NOT POISON GAS,
WITH GRAZING DEER,
AND MOUNTAIN PASS.
IT'S GOT OCEANS FOR SWIMMING!
NOT ACID FOR DYING!
THERE'S A MOON
AND SOME GRASS
LOTS OF WATER TOO
AND MORE GRASS
GIANT LIZARDS ROAM THE PLAINS
GIANT SPIDERS LIVE IN CAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAVES...
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:14 No.1308990
WE'LL FIND A CURE FOR THAT PLAGUE
WE HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS OOOOUUUUR MISTAAAAKE
OVER BOILING SEAS
AND BLOOD-RED SKY
OUR SPACE POLICE WILL ACIIIIDIFYYYY
EVERY ANNOYANCE AND ENNNEEEMY
AND BE BACK IN TIME FOR TEA
O OF EARTH WE SIIIING!
AND TO EARTH'S GREAT SPIDER KIIIiiiIIING
WITH ATMOSPHERE,
NOT POISON GAS,
WITH GRAZING DEER,
AND POISON GRASS.
WE'LL STAND UP--AND WE'LL SING
TO LET EEEAAARRRTHLY FREEDOM RING
AND LET THE SPIDER--KING STILL STIIIiiiIIING
HIS JAAAWS CAN DISSOLVE
ANYTHIIING
HIS JAAAWS CAN DISSOLVE
AAANNNYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:17 No.1308993
I never made it to the anthem. I'm pretty glad about that.
This (if it has a game) might be playable if you could skip the intro.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:20 No.1308994
>>1308993
>hurr durr I can't take 10 minutes of jr high school physics and astronomy
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:22 No.1308998
faggots everywhere
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:45 No.1309023
Died on the training level, don't give a shit anymore.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:46 No.1309024
>>1309023
Guess you suck at this game. An hero immediately
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:51 No.1309029
>>1309024
Yeah, no
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)15:53 No.1309033
o steamshuvl harry I love you so much
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:03 No.1309043
got through the tutorial who ever made this really needs to evaluate their life
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:06 No.1309047
LOL this game is fuking awful
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:10 No.1309052
The Game............emaG ehT
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:17 No.1309064
WAITED FOR T HE WHOLE DAM'N TUTORIAL. I DIED IN LESS THAN 2 SECONDS AND HAVE TO RESTART AGAIN FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:22 No.1309069
>>1309064
Yeah, the instadeath at the start kind of sucks but what can you do. Try to make it to the first
save point.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:23 No.1309077
>>1308994
EXACTLY. I *KNOW* THIS SHIT ALREADY. I DON'T NEED KIDS 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME LECTURING ME ON
SHIT I LEARNED AND FORGOT A MILLION TIMES OVER ALREADY. JUST GET ME TO THE GAME DAMMIT.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:35 No.1309092
Shits easy. I beat it already, got all powerups and the 3rd ending.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/05/10(Mon)16:51 No.1309107
>>1309092
Ending 3? How the fuck did you defeat the spider king? I've been stuck on him for like half an
hour or so now. goddamn dissolving jaws
