File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] BRACE FOR EPIC Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)14:35 No.1286966
ALL HAIL THE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER KING
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)14:42 No.1286972
I've played this every time it's been posted and I still haven't got past level 3. Shit's
motherfucking hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)14:53 No.1286978
oh god it's like /v/ made a game
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)14:54 No.1286979
man, fuck all this physics and astronomy shit, just let me play the goddamn game, fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)14:57 No.1286983
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)14:59 No.1286984
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WANT TO PLAY FUCK THE TRAINING
>> [_] anon 06/11/10(Fri)14:59 No.1286985
samfags, but its still cool
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:01 No.1286986
I got trolled by a mother fucking flash animation. Fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:02 No.1286987
>>1286979
It's time to learn about astronomy
IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY
IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMEEEHEYEYEYEAAAH
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:11 No.1286992
tutorial takes like for fucking ever.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:11 No.1286993
so asteroids are smaller then planets but larder than meteoriods ?
this shit gives me hemorrhoids
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:12 No.1286995
third level is just fucking impossible.
how do i evade that rockets and jump on moving asteroids at the same time?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:16 No.1287001
>>1286995
Protip: pay attention to the tutorial, even if it's long
You have to throw a rock up to avoid the third missile, to limit your jump. I haven't found a way
to do it otherwise.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:33 No.1287017
[Man why does [spoiler]the astronomy sun[/spoiler] have to die?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:35 No.1287019
level 3 is too hard, fuck this game
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:37 No.1287020
>>1287019
tutorial motherfucker did you pay attention to it
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:43 No.1287024
MY GOD!!!! LET ME PLAY ALREADY!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:44 No.1287025
I'm stuck in the last boss, it's fucking hard and he recover life!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)15:46 No.1287026
ITT: trolls trollin trolls
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)16:27 No.1287058
I watched the tutorial and then couldn't watch any more
>> [_] sage sage 06/11/10(Fri)16:45 No.1287072
sage goes in all fields.
also, fuck you OP
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)16:56 No.1287079
steeeamshovel haaaarry
god damn I love that music
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)16:56 No.1287080
Ugh... such a fucking long tutorial, and no option to skip on once you've read the text. I DON'T
GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SLOW READERS.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:04 No.1287082
1 Post SteamShovel Harry
2 wait
3 ????
4 Profit
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:05 No.1287083
>>1287080
Earth Anthem is made of pure epic though, just chill out to it
maybe sing along
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:10 No.1287087
Jesus, this thread is all bitching about the long tutorial all over again. Do you have the
attention span of a 12-year old that you can't spend 5 minutes on a tutorial?
Newtonian mechanics isn't exactly rocket science either. It's all basically good stuff to know.
Why don't you try taking notes if you have trouble keeping up.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:15 No.1287090
THIS GAME'S FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!1111
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:17 No.1287093
I was so close to raging, so close.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:31 No.1287107
I "FUUUUUUUUUUU"ed
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:41 No.1287116
> Watch entire tutorial
> Watch the unskippable anthem
> Finally get to first level
> Take two steps
> HEY, DO YOU NEED HELP?
> Hit by missile
> Back to title screen
i got trolled
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:42 No.1287117
With atmosphere
Not poison gas
With grazing deer
And poison grass
O Earth, to thee we siiing
And to Earth's Great Spiiider Kiiing
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:43 No.1287118
>>1287116
Sounds like you failed hard at the first mission, bet you didn't even try using your jetpack
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:49 No.1287130
That first meteor is tough to dodge. You gotta time it just right.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:56 No.1287137
I fucking hate everyone
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:57 No.1287140
Space soldier, you are our first line of defense!
Please rise for our Planetary Anthem.
--------------------------------------------------
Of all the planets all around
In the sky and on the ground
Only one you plainly see
Is just good enough for me
From fair Islington
To yonder Perth
We kindly suggest
You consider Ea-a-arth
O Medium-sized Earth
Of moderate speed and average girth
From Mars to Mercury
It's still the most livable you see
With atmosphere
Not poison gas
With grazing deer
And mountain pass
It's got oceans for swimming
Not acid for dying
There's a moon
And some grass
Lots of water too
And more grass
Giant lizards roam the plains
Giant spiders live in ca-a-a-aves
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)17:58 No.1287143
We'll find a cure for that Plague
We have to admit that was our mistake
Over boiling seas
And blood-red sky
Our Space Police will acidify
Every annoyance and enemy
And be back in time for tea
O of Earth we sing
And to Earth's Great Spider King
With atmosphere
Not poison gas
With grazing deer
And poison grass
We'll stand up and we'll sing
To let Earthly freedom ring
And let the Spider King still sti-i-ing
His jaws can dissolve anything
His jaws can dissolve aaanythi-i-ing
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)18:00 No.1287145
This is motherfucking trollface incarnate
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)18:05 No.1287151
I just want to hear the earth anthem
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)18:07 No.1287154
>>1287151
Here you go: http://www.repeatyoutube.com/watch?v=Xs9rIAvVmTo
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)18:10 No.1287158
>>1287087
>>Newtonian mechanics isn't exactly rocket science
You sure about that, kemosabe?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)18:20 No.1287163
Halp!!!
I can't get past first level!!!
What am I doing wrong? I watched the whole tutorial and it still doesn't help.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/10(Fri)18:24 No.1287167
>>1287163
Well, from the ship, fly to the right. Watch out for gravity. Make your way through the space
soldiers to the right 'til you face a boss fight. First take off his guns with rocks (throw with
shift), then charge in with your melee (which is what there's a guide telling you to do) and take
it from there. It's not really very complicated.
