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[_] [H] /f/ needs moar [H] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:52 No.1316347
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:03 No.1316364
This isn't Futurama!
/f/, I am disappoint.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:04 No.1316365
>>1316364
that's Leela you niggard
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:22 No.1316383
My favorite thing about these Meet and Fuck things is:
1 - Get girl naked
2 - Proclaims how horny she is
3 - Touch anything other than her thigh/arm
4 - YOU MONSTER! BAD TOUCH!
5 - Touch thigh/arm
6 - FUCK YEAH! YOU STUD, YOU!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:31 No.1316387
>>1316383
I played the road trip one yesterday and...
Pull on right tit "I DON'T LIKE THIS."
Pull on left tit "Ohhhh so good..."
I wasn't going to fap anyway but at least it made me lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:31 No.1316390
>>1316383
My personal favorite part is the "jokes" that you impress the ladies with
some classics:
>Are you a bird collector? 'cause you've got a nice set of hooters.
>bird collector
>Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree
>Is this a space top? 'cause your tits are out of this world
etc.
and also how you always must claim to have a mansion/ferrari/film company/wine collection to
impress before you get to the "fuck" part
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:35 No.1316393
>>1316390
>>1316387
>>1316383
It's all in all a pretty realistic simulation of how women are actually, except you can't develop
an algorithm like "always go for left boob first", it's always a guessing game
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:39 No.1316397
>>1316390
And of course, the broken english that rears its head every so often. It's extra funny because he
seems to have a decent grasp of english 95% of the time.
>Damn, I didn't drink to excess since a high school...
Since a high school what...? A high school graduation? A high school marching band caught on
fire? WHAT???
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)00:23 No.1316443
>>1316397
Maybe she just has an italian accent. I mean, Leila is an italian name, the US spelling is Layla.
Like, ah Romeo, I a haven't a been this drunka since a high school
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)00:24 No.1316444
>>1316443
They usually hyphenate that. In all honesty I just wanted an excuse to make a loose reference to
Postal.
