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[_] Sunday morning Anon 2262733 it was never the spiders crawling on you at night, they were just protecting you.
>> [_] Anon 2262738 >40 killed The fuck is wrong with this guy? Why isn't he running?
>> [_] Anon 2262785 >># does he orgasm at the end or something?
>> [_] Anon 2262802 he will fucking wake up to cockroaches but he won't wake up after hitting him in the face over a 100 fucking times with a news paper. da fuck
>> [_] Anon 2262847 where this fucking guy is sleeping, and why hes naked?
>> [_] Anon 2262849 80 Kills

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[_] /f/ is good today. Anon 1879455 Some stuff I haven't seen yet.
>> [_] Anon 1879583 You know, this'd be a great math problem.
>> [_] Anon 1879589 >># Let the lower-left corner of the game be located at (0,0) and the upper-right be located at (h,l). The man can be represented by a rectangle with opposite vertices at (0,l/3) and ((2h)/3,0). A cockroach can be represented by a single point, and can enter from any point upon either the left, top, or right side of the screen. For t iterations of the timer, (t^2)/2 cockroaches are present on the screen, rounded down to the nearest whole number. For every iteration of the timer, t/3 cockroaches will move, rounded up to the nearest whole number. They will move h/6 units at r radians; r is any real number with equal probability. What is the probability that, after a given time t, one of the cockroaches will have stepped on this poor bastard?

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[_] sweet dreams, remember this could be you. Anon 1833607 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1833608 got 40 before he expired
>> [_] Anon 1833614 CONGRADULATION Don't worry sleep in peace
>> [_] Anon 1833615 did he die?
>> [_] Anon 1833623 >># >implying that sage on /f/ does anything I think he did.
>> [_] Anon 1833644 ohly shit nigger u need to move outta that apartment over that Chinese food joint.
>> [_] Anon 1833648 I used to work at a restaurant with these little fuckers scurrying around. One day I found one in my sweatshirt's pocket in my locker. I left the sweatshirt and the rest of my shit in that locker and just straight up walked out. Haven't been back since.
>> [_] Anon 1833771 got 71
>> [_] Anon 1833793 got 93
>> [_] Anon 1833795 for the first 5 seconds of the game I thought you were suppose to hit him in the face with the news paper...
>> [_] Anon 1833798 >># >>implying that sage on /f/ does anything >implying that it doesn't, barring bumpfags remember kiddies, sage does on /f/ exactly what it does on any other motherfucking board. Also, best roach-based game of 2012

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[_] Anon 1826126 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1826130 wat
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 1826139 Love the facial expressions
>> [_] Anon 1826145 Creepy as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1826224 So... a cockroach will wake him up, but repeatedly getting slapped across the face won't? Awesome!
>> [_] Anon 1826258 dude, joe's fucking apartment didn't have that many fucking roaches. what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1826260 so, the crosshairs don't actually point to where it's gonna hit? fine. hit him in the nuts.

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[_] Anon 1768542
>> [_] Anon 1768555 wtf?!
>> [_] Anon 1768557 I got 35
>> [_] Anon 1768559 You know, with an infestation this bad, the Board of Health are within their rights to order his house to be condemned.
>> [_] Anon 1768568 this fucker should really consider moving...
>> [_] Anon 1768605 Hahaha, I actually won it.
>> [_] Anon 1768612 REVERSE KAFKA
>> [_] Anon 1768615 maybe when his face is covered in dead cockroaches and your wide awake and looking at all the ones surrounding you maybe you should get the fuck up
>> [_] Anon 1768738 never sleep naked on the floor
>> [_] Anon 1768758 >># >never sleep fix'd that for you bro

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[_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)20:38No.1705647 ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

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[_] [G] KILL IT WITH NEWSPAPERS Anon 1669670 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1669692 You cant kill a man with a newspaper ;(
>> [_] Anon 1669693 How does this even work, I just hit him in the face with a newspaper till he dies or something, and there's some bugs and stuff
>> [_] Anon 1669695 >># did you just enroll in kindergarten?
>> [_] Anon 1669698 I keep hitting the man with newspapers, yet it doesn't damage him. For some reason it randomly goes up whenever it wants to and bugs just start appearing in larger and larger quantities.
>> [_] Anon 1669700 i hope you guys are kidding.... roaches and newspapers.... hmmmm lets hit the sleeping dUDE!!#@!@!@#!3
>> [_] Anon 1669706 > CONGRATULATIONS! Don't worry, sleep in peace... Goodnight /f/
>> [_] Anon 1669707 Do I hit the man on the belly button?
>> [_] Anon 1669709 >># Now I imagine myself sleeping peacefully, until someone starts beating me with newspaper and roaches appear and shit.
>> [_] Anon 1669714 guys what do i do? i keep hitting him everywhere but there is no specific region that causes a gain in points.
>> [_] Anon 1669746 This truly is a nightmare.
>> [_] Anon 1669832 At first I thought this was about a cockroach's fantasy of hitting a human with a newspaper in a role reversal.
>> [_] Anon 1669842 Oh i get now Use the like newspaper on point hit with face not mouth when hit 10