File: Pandemic 2.swf-(4.17 MB, 700x500, Other)
[_] [A] [N] [D] [E] [M] [I] [C] Anonym̸ous̡ 3423300 Enjoy the fun times, a̡͕͍̥̞̖̙ṇ̛͉͚o̰͠n̰͔͇͕͝.͈͚̤̘ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonym͢ouş 3423302 >># I don't feel so good...
>> [_] A͏no̸̵ny͜mous 3423303 OH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOF
>> [_] An͟on͘͠ymo͞u҉̀s 3423304 coof
>> [_] Anon͞y̛͞mo̶us 3423305 Pls don't die /f/ I love you
>> [_] An͝͡onymou͡s͞ 3423313 *xiao mei mei starts playing*
>> [_] A͠͝no͡ný̕m͢ou̸͟s̶҉ 3423316 bask in my light anons
>> [_] A͏ņo̡n̵̷y̨mo̷̧҉̡us 3423355 shid
>> [_] Ąnó̶͝nym͡͞͞o͢͞us̵ 3423403 >># coooooooooooof
>> [_] A̶͠n͝ony̶̵͜͡mơu̕s͝ 3423407 >># coof
>> [_] À̧ǹon̛͘͝y̕mò̕u͡s 3423408 >># who even uses flash in current year?
>> [_] Anon 3423452 >[?] [A] [N] [D] [E] [M] [I] [C] FAIL
>> [_] Ano̵͢͡n͜y͟m̧òu̵̕s͜ 3423478 >># ...you say on /f/, the flash board.

File: Pandemic 2.swf-(4.17 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Madagascar has been infected Anon 3422391 RIP Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3422402 Unrealistic as fuck. Everything shutdown as soon as 100 people are infected like this current pandemic
>> [_] Anon 3422442 >tfw nobody has made a corona flash even though it's the biggest event we'll probably see in our lifetime and will be talked about for a hundred years to come
>> [_] Anon 3422447 >># >biggest event we'll probably see in our lifetime god I hope, I'm kinda freaking out, and I'm usually the one to keep my cool, but this shit is on time...
>> [_] Anon 3422498 >># >Madagascar has been infected as in, unironically. IRL.
>> [_] Anon 3422499 >># >># haha, I mean it is widespread panic, but it pales to which events should actually occur hopefully soon if the pandemic is all that happens, it will be but a footnote in some geography schoolbook
>> [_] Anon 3422508 This is how you make Tief Blau, right https://i.imgur.com/KnJY2rS.png

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[_] Italy has closed all ports and borders Anon 3420964
>> [_] Anon 3421024 Did we?

File: pandemic-ii.swf-(4.17 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Corona Simulator Anon 3420269 From the good ol days Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3420285 >># i loved this, and i still do
>> [_] Anon 3420314 kids today will never know how many good games that used to be available to play on the internet
>> [_] Anon 3420316 kids today will never know how many good games that used to be available to play in the backyard
>> [_] Anon 3420321 >># >># kids these days, amirite?
>> [_] ta-kun 3420325 >># Kid these days will never know the pleasure of hunting and gathering.
>> [_] Anon 3420373 > play as Japan, get cucked by Madagascar > play as Madagascar, get cucked by Japan Fuck this gay ass Earth.
>> [_] Anon 3420375 >># speak for yourself, I taught flint knapping to my daughter
>> [_] Anon 3420390 rerolling for china
>> [_] Anon 3420391 reroll 2
>> [_] Anon 3420392 reroll 3
>> [_] Anon 3420393 reroll 4
>> [_] Anon 3420394 reroll 5
>> [_] Anon 3420395 reroll 13
>> [_] Anon 3420396 reroll 17
>> [_] Anon 3420397 reroll 26
>> [_] Anon 3420398 reroll 33
>> [_] Anon 3420401 reroll 40
>> [_] Anon 3420402 >># Sasuga anon. When I'll have my own I'll take her deer hunting every day.
>> [_] Anon 3420405 reroll 50
>> [_] Anon 3420407 success attempt 69

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.17 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Training simulation for SARS 2: Wuhan Boogaloo Anon 3416144 I think of this game every time a pandemic scare happens Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3416185 thanks, that was pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 3416265 >aidsmonkey games
>> [_] Anon 3416285 I can't believe how popular this luck based bullshit was.
>> [_] Anon 3416286 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

File: pandemic2.swf-(4.17 MB, 700x500, Other)
[_] Anon 2937337 now we have plague inc. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2937388 >># fuck Madagascar, srsly.
>> [_] Anon 2937396 >># Yeah. This is why you playtest shit.
>> [_] Anon 2937412 >first time playing in a long time >get madagascar as starting place I'm about to win this guys.
>> [_] Anon 2937419 >># And then get fucked by Cuba. Or New Zealand. Starting on madagascar doesn't help too much in the long run. It just gets one major stumbling block out of the way.
>> [_] Anon 2937505 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j7JGlMC y1o
>> [_] Anon 2937518 You guys don't fucking get it do you? Go full stealth with literally 0 fatalities Then wait until you've infected fucking everywhere then BAM, make Ebola and the Black Plague look like a little bitch
>> [_] Anon 2937546 >># But those fucking cunts find even a 0 visibility, 0 lethality virus. Seriously. I just take sneezing until I get into another country, then sell it, and they STILL fucking close down FUCKING EVERYTHING EVER.
>> [_] Anon 2937547 >># Even if you sell everything, they'll find you.
>> [_] Anon 2937553 >># Don't buy any transmission vectors. That increases how quickly they'll find you.

File: Pandemic 2.swf-(4.17 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] Anon 2170257
>> [_] Anon 2170265 MOTHERFUCKINGMADAGASCARSHITASSPENISOPENY OURFUCKINGAIRPORTS
>> [_] Anon 2170280 Madagascar....the only sober chick at the party
>> [_] Anon 2170341 >2500 people infected in Russia >Madagascar closes it's ports forever ...I remember why I stopped playing this game
>> [_] Anon 2170396 OMG PRAISE THE BASED GOD For the 2nd time in a decade I started in MADAGASCAR AND IVE INFECTED EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow what an awesome night over 1 stupid flash game
>> [_] Anon 2170434 It's been 100 days since I infected everyone on the planet, I can't buy enough symptoms to kill a single person.
>> [_] Anon 2170458 >># And then I accidentally closed the tab. I am very good at this game.

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[_] Anon 2159276 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2159423 anyone here got to madagascar?
>> [_] Anon 2159431 >># >58585 top score Post yours guys
>> [_] Anon 2159462 >># >look at leaderboards >rank 22: tumblr lel
>> [_] Anon 2159494 I couldn't get Indonesia. 36188
>> [_] Anon 2159498 >># >># was this on relaxed? i got 96000 on relaxed, trying realistic now
>> [_] Anon 2159501 >Start as Virus in USA >Sell only symptom >ZERO visability >50 people sick >United States Closes everything How bout bullshit!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2159505 >># Mine (second quote) was on realistic. Shit was grueling.
>> [_] Anon 2159508 >># Realistic is the only mode you should ever pick pleb
>> [_] Anon 2159513 >Cuba shuts down its ports WELP
>> [_] Anon 2159520 >># did you just buy every single symptom? because that increases visibility. this game is meant to be tactical pandemic action.
>> [_] Anon 2159536 >># Even if you buy NO symptoms and sell the ones you have which is usually one the game will just lock you out of spreading. With zero visibility and infection people can still get sick from the virus, bacteria, or parasite. Game is broken
>> [_] Anon 2159538 >Game starts >DISEASE SPOTTED IN MADAGASCAR Life is good.
>> [_] Anon 2159541 Parasite is easy. Just get level 2 in everything then max out drug resistance and wait for every country to get infected.

File: Pandemic 2.swf-(4.17 MB, Game)
[_] GUESS WHO SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN Anon 1973340 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1973344 Well, time to say goodbye to a couple hours of my night.
>> [_] Anon 1973389 Aaaaaaaaaaand my night's gone
>> [_] Anon 1973393 was it madagascar >lel
>> [_] Anon 1973395 goddamn madagascar ...
>> [_] Anon 1973397 oh shit my disease (named /b/) has infected everyone in all countries with exception of Argentina, Madagascar, and new zealand. /b/ has caused all master race candidates to die
>> [_] Anon 1973410 >finally manage to infect the whole world >no uninfected people left >buy necrosis, hemorrhaging, encephalitis, heart failure, liver failure >no one dies >ever I seem to have either made everyone a living zombie or invented immortality.
>> [_] Anon 1973414 >># People won't start dying until your lethality goes up more, no matter what you have picked.
>> [_] Anon 1973418 >># It's way past 4/5
>> [_] Anon 1973440 >># you probably paused the game.
>> [_] Anon 1973445 Fucking Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1973447 >name disease Grief Seeds >get Japan >lel
>> [_] Anon 1973461 > name disease le fug > got disease spread from Greenland to Madagascar > win

File: Pandemic 2.swf-(4.17 MB, Game)
[_] Kill em all Anon 1877468 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] President of Madagascar 1877469 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1877475 I can never infect Africa... what does the virus get killed by aids?
>> [_] Anon 1877478 Hard Mode: Realistic, Kill everything in 100 days Nightmare Mode: No restarts
>> [_] Anon 1877482 I got everything but Peru of all places. I was so happy when I saw that Madagascar got infected but I still lost....
>> [_] Anon 1877509 Chose realistic, parasite. Started in New Zealand. Vomiting, Pulmonary Edema, Cysts, Hypersensitivity, and Hemorrhaging. 140 days, and only Madagascar survived.
>> [_] Anon 1877512 I started at Madagascar Needless to say, i won.
>> [_] Anon 1877521 >># I think the general consensus is that the best starting points are: Greenland, Madagascar, New Zealand, and Cuba.
>> [_] Anonymouse 1877531 let's see what Niggeritis does for me
>> [_] Anon 1877646 FUCKIN IMPOSIBLE MADAGASCAR >no Symptoms >Marcial law in united states >Madagascar close the only shipyard WHAT?!
>> [_] Anon 1877657 http://puu.sh/1Y3Ep Suck it
>> [_] Anon 1877658 In the iOS version, it's fucking Greenland. ALWAYS fucking Greenland!
>> [_] Anon 1877659 http://puu.sh/1Y3Hf Beat the game
>> [_] Anon 1877701 >Pandemic 2 >Infected every country except Madagascar >Madagascar shuts down their boat store a.k.a harbor AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1877725 MNW: "This just in, some people in Alaska have fevers." Madagascar Government: "SHUT DOWN THE PORTS NOOOOOW!!!!!!!"

File: Pandemic 2.swf-(4.17 MB, Game)
[_] Have fun killing everyone. Anon 1826317 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1826331 Cant get past Madagascar, wut do
>> [_] Anon 1826334 1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia.
>> [_] Anon 1826336 >># this works
>> [_] Anon 1826375 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-85grTyX- 7Y
>> [_] Knight2f3 1826405 PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR! A MAN IN BRAZIL IS COUGHING!!!
>> [_] Anon 1826417 >># SHUT
>> [_] Anon 1826418 >># DOWN
>> [_] Anon 1826419 >># EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1826420 My niggervirus is extremly dangerous.
>> [_] Anon 1826443 So I stared in madagascar, and I infected everything. then I infected everyone - 0 healthy population. Then the vaccine was deployed and declared a success. Well, I suppose it's true there's no way to infect anyone else... So if I don't buy any fatal symptoms, what then?
>> [_] Anon 1826471 >># see>>#
>> [_] Anon 1826480 the vaccine has made a new strain of disease so future vaccines will no longer work WIN
>> [_] Anon 1826574 I was stopped by China. FUCK EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1826587 can u choose where to start infection??
>> [_] Anon 1826588 that feel when you finally get madagascar and then iceland survives
>> [_] Anon 1826591 There is one and only one way to play this game. And whether it works comes down to whether any geographically isolated countries (Madagascar or Greenland) clamp down air/sea travel or not. Love the concept. Game fucking sucks.

File: pandemic-2[1].swf-(4.17 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1757617 have fun. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1757618 MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 1757621 SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
>> [_] Anon 1757643 all dead except Greenland The hell man.
>> [_] Anon 1757669 >Virus arrives in The United States >Virus spreads VERY slowly no more than 40 a day >Virus dies off quickly not killing anyone, dropping amount per day to 1 >United States Goes insane closes borders and everything even though no more that 50 people in the US are infected at a time Yeah like the US pays any attention and they find the virus when only 50 people are infected?
>> [_] Anon 1757672 >30 days until completion of vaccine 3 days later >The recently developed vaccine is now being deployed All of my hatewat.
>> [_] Anon 1757677 op Here Want me to post more games
>> [_] Anon 1757678 >># >anything actually happens in their homeland for once >usa goes batshit insane sounds about right
>> [_] Anon 1757680 >># Touché.
>> [_] Anon 1757685 > disease arives in Madagascar YES! YES! YES! By the end of the game Peru and Argentina have none infected > dafaq
>> [_] Anon 1757697 >invisible virus >government shuts down shit >mfw Pretty sure there was a better version of this that didn't have paranoid governments.
>> [_] Anon 1757712 oh come on your telling me everywhere but mexico is infected? i call bullshit!
>> [_] Anon 1757721 West europe 38 infected 0 dead >west europe shuts down public transit for public safety well, that scalated quickly
>> [_] Anon 1757724 54 infected, 0 killed >west europe closes schools to protect children against posibble infection just wow
>> [_] Anon 1757732 >new game >sell unique effect >no lethality, no visibility, no infectiviti >wait >3013223 evolution points >lets get started
>> [_] Anon 1757746 MADAGASCAR GENERAL
>> [_] Umbra !NLAPy5oPrQ 1757755 Gotta hack this somehow
>> [_] Anon 1757761 >># >wait >patience >/f/ Pick one.
>> [_] Anon 1757766 DISEASE SPOTTED IN MADAGASCAR fuck year
>> [_] Anon 1757767 >disease begins in Madagascar fuckyeah.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1757781 If a disease has no symptoms is it really a disease?

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[_] [G] Anon 1687476 /f/or my /b/rethren
>> [_] Anon 1687483 OP here, /r/ing pandemic 2.5 if anyone has it. Apparently it just came out not too long ago.
>> [_] Anon 1687521 >># does it have MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 1687527 But I don't even use /b/...
>> [_] Anon 1687574 http://themattcave.files.wordpress.com/2 008/07/1216437884096.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1687620 FUCKING EVERYTHING EXCEPT MADAGASCAR I WILL NEVER BEAT THIS GAME

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[_] [G] >1668109 Anon 1668142 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1668262 >MFW someone coughs in Brazil.
>> [_] Anon 1668305 Last time I played with the same strategy, I had everywhere but Cuba, Madagascar, and New Zealand dead. This time I never made it out of Asia.
>> [_] Anon 1668322 >Go parasite for the added stealth >Use initial points to remove all symptoms >Slowly build up resistances >Once you've built up your resistances to about two of each, start adding infection stats - airborne, waterborne, etc >Contamination explodes, shitloads of points >Dump it all into more resistance and infection >Hope that you get Madagascar before they close If you've got enough points in drug resistance and are infecting enough people to start shutting down hospitals then you can basically outpace the vaccine.
>> [_] Anon 1668329 One strategy. One element of chance (whether ocean-locked countries turtle up or not). About one fun playthrough to be had.
>> [_] Anon 1668341 Evidently Greenland and New Zealand don't give a fuck about everyone dropping dead. Most of the world is infected, and they're the only ones with ports still open.
>> [_] Anon 1668345 Killed everyone except cuba

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[_] [G] http://nyanit.com/4chan.org Anon 1588605 http://nyanit.com/4chan.org Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1588640 FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 1588666 Shut. Down. EVERYTHING.
>> [_] Anon 1588745 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1588762 Of all the countries to avoid infection, India and Indonesia? Really?
>> [_] Anon 1588806 So, I just got Mexico to shut down its airports, shipyards, borders, public transit, and schools, as well as making it hand out water and masks, exterminate rodents and insects, and enforce a curfew. All over a disease that hasn't killed anyone, and only causes fever and nausea. How the hell is this realistic mode?
>> [_] Anon 1588821 nyanit doesn't work like intended in all most common browsers noob web admin
>> [_] Anon 1588824 Why does madagascar's population never change... is this.... a troll.... being.... smart?
>> [_] Anon 1588829 >># People would realistically panic to a hyper-contagious parasite/bacteria, even if it has no effect, there's always the possibility it will mutate. In other words, they're onto you.
>> [_] Anon 1588830 As much as I hate changing filenames, this is obviously pandemic 2
>> [_] Anon 1588850 >># I dunno man remember SARS and H1N1? People are dumb as hell man. started in new zealand and then got madagascar, australia, and the philipines. shud i start making people sneeze?
>> [_] Anon 1588854 >># but people would be completely unaware of an infection with no symptoms. but puking, man, NOONE likes puking. I just started this one, started in madagascar. hope they don't close their ports.

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[_] [G] Anon 1567566 Madagascar!!!!!! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1567681 FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 1567683 Madagascar is a pain in the ass to get, i always restart until my disease starts there
>> [_] Anon 1567685 Goddamnit, I actually managed to infect Madagascar this time, but Argentina held out. Bastards.
>> [_] Anon 1567689 fucking started in madagascar first time around bitches!
>> [_] Anon 1567699 Traits: Bacteria > Famous > Harmless > Apocalyptic
>> [_] Anon 1567708 I hate it when I manage to infect all the places but use up all the Evolution Points in the Resistance areas. I literally have everyone on earth infected with my parasite but all they are feeling is fever and nausea.
>> [_] Anon 1567735 "President Madagascar! President Madagascar!" "Yes?" "A man sneezed in Cuba!" "WHAT?!" *eyes narrow* "Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."
>> [_] SB !ZlaSz/6qeA!!gCqak4P3yIM 1567737 >call disease Aids >starts in madagascar >problem?
>> [_] philisophical event 1567739 my disease always starts at madigascar, it's S america i have the prolem with

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[_] [G] It's the end of days! Anon 1556236 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1556252 crap game.
>> [_] Anon 1556253 FUCK MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 1556281 i make the disease completely invisible but as soon as it becomes contagious everywhere shuts down.
>> [_] Anon 1556321 GOD DAMNIT MADAGASCAR!
>> [_] Anon 1556324 If you name your disease "China", you win. Nothing stop China...
>> [_] Anon 1556325 >># The trick is to try to keep infectiousness higher than visibility. >># I just got Madasgascar for the first time. They had closed their docks, but I still managed to infect them somehow. First time I've managed to get the whole world infected, actually.
>> [_] Anon 1556326 muah the world shall die! got the hole world. it all depends on the place you start.
>> [_] Anon 1556331 haha infected madagascar right away gg bitches btw it doesn't matter if your visibility is 0 or max, madagascar will eventually close their dock no matter what
>> [_] Anon 1556358 >># If an infected ship is already onward bound to a dock before it's closed, it'll still arrive even after it's closed, with the exception of that one that tends to bounce around the Atlantic.
>> [_] Anon 1556388 >inafter fuck madagascar

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[_] [G] Anon 1427092 Pandemic bitches.
>> [_] Anon 1427105 DAMN YOU MADAGASCAR!
>> [_] Anon 1427111 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1427136 >># fuck new zealand they had it comming, and fuck the usa they closed airports when new zealand first got it.
>> [_] Anon 1427138 Fucking Madagascar always closes their shit, god damn niggers!
>> [_] Anon 1427161 >># I got madascar but Japan and Indonesia closed their ports instead. :\
>> [_] Anon 1427185 Could someone please explain how the fuck closing your borders magically protects your nation from a virus that's spread from both insects and rodents.....what? Animals respect borders now?
>> [_] Anon 1427187 >># You know how in "Doomsday" they had those automated turrets that were picking off the wildlife?
>> [_] Anon 1427188 >># Fucking madagascar is still invincible cause of the fucking water
>> [_] Anon 1427191 >># yeah, but these are fucking bugs and mice and shit, that's too damn small.
>> [_] Anon 1427198 This game is a crap shoot and it fucking sucks, closing borders is not a fucking forcefield, what the fuck is the point of having a "realistic" difficulty level if you're not going to be realistic? Yes, I mad
>> [_] Anon 1427246 Pick virus or parasite. Fsat pace till you can afford all transmission pieces at once. wait. profit

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[_] [G] Anon 1416310 Pandemic II
>> [_] Anon 1416317 For my /b/rothren
>> [_] Anon 1416318 GAY
>> [_] Anon 1416328 >># nou
>> [_] Anon 1416331 do they ever reopen their ports?
>> [_] Anon 1416342 CLOSE ALL PORTS
>> [_] Anon 1416345 >># Nope and DAMN YOU MADAGASCAR!
>> [_] Anon 1416433 MADAGASCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>> [_] Anon 1416444 >># >># FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1416508 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1416512 This game is actually pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 1416522 I fuckin HATE crazy monkey games! They're always the same shit and they ALL SUCK!!
>> [_] Anon 1416565 1. start new game and sell all symptoms 2. wait 8 hours 3. ????? 4. profit

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[_] [G] destroy all life Anon 1393639 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1393659 I won
>> [_] Anon 1393669 >># Did you get madagascar?
>> [_] Anon 1393672 S.S. Fucking Manly
>> [_] Anon 1393674 >Starting Locale Madagascar FUCK YEAR
>> [_] Ass$ 1393683 >># cheater
>> [_] Anon 1393684 >># I still can't get Russia, Cuba, Australia, Japan, or New Zealand. Feels badman
>> [_] Anon 1393693 POST THE HOT GIRL DANCING TO RIHANNA!
>> [_] Anon 1393703 madagascar closes down shiports to prevent infection trollface.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1393708 Second time in a row starting in Madagascar, RNG gods are on my side.
>> [_] Ass$ 1393710 >># I just beat it, started from New Zealand.
>> [_] Anon 1393728 Started from Canada. Can't get to fucking madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1393733 Started in south africa, fuckin loled
>> [_] Anon 1393737 >># everyone in the world dead but Cuba, Aus, newzeland and greenland
>> [_] Anon 1393779 FUCK. FUCKING MADAGASCAR JFAIOWEUFEODSI
>> [_] Anon 1393784 t-virus/green flu fuck yes
>> [_] Anon 1393796 > No symptoms > Everything shuts down WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1393798 MADAGASCAR OP NERF PLZ

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[_] [G] How many of you /f/ags can kill the whole world? Anon 1373432 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1373453 MADAGASCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAR
>> [_] Anon 1373471 What's that? Somebody sneezed? Shut. Down. EVERYTHING.
>> [_] Anon 1373479 The Touhous Parasite destroyed the world. :D
>> [_] Anon 1373488 >># >># I know where I'm headed to once Sars, the Avian Flu, West Nile Virus, and Swine Flu mutate
>> [_] Anon 1373493 >># Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 1373503 I wanted to dick around instead of taking it seriously so I picked Virus in a relaxed game so of course I start in Madagascar...
>> [_] Anon 1373504 If you 100% complete this game, I will fucking rape you at night.
>> [_] Anon 1373513 >># Healthy Population: 0 Alive Population: 921,690 Days to [vaccine] completion: Infinity Meh, kicking ass in easy mode.
>> [_] Anon 1373514 >># EEYAHH? EASY MODO?
>> [_] Anon 1373517 >># >># Successfully killed everyone with Rape, score wasn't high enough to make the top list http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/128/7 7801378.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1373519 How do I killed pippl?
>> [_] Anon 1373566 I won this like 5 times 3 years ago, now goddamn madagascar keeps screwing me over also, lold >>#
>> [_] Anon 1373572 The parasite known as Niggerdry started in Africa. I can only pray it is eradicated.
>> [_] Anon 1373584 >Europe, Africa, Middle East, China, Mexico all wiped out >USA, Australia, Japan, South America ok >Everything went better than expected
>> [_] Anon 1373601 Someone needs to modify this so Madagascar has an extra port and an airstrip

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[_] [G] Wipe out the entire human race! Anon 1360352 make an illness and spread it ect. pretty fun.
>> [_] Anon 1360357 I hate you you paranoid little shit stain of an island I HATE YOU MADAGASCAR!!!
>> [_] Anon 1360361 i think starting at madagascar is cheating i'nt it
>> [_] Anon 1360377 >Everyone infected >Everyone dead >Madacasgar is the only country alive >First country infected HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
>> [_] Anon 1360398 http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad145 /tinkaboom_album/WINRAR.jpg?t=1283219388 WINRAR!
>> [_] Anon 1360406 You'd think that if a disease caused vomiting, diarrhea, blindness, and hypotonia, I wouldn't NEED to buy depression.
>> [_] Anon 1360409 Fucking Indonesia's cockblocking me this time, and they've kept their hospital open.
>> [_] Anon 1360414 Hah, Greenland's completely dead, but their airports and shipyards are still open. One of their ships is just aimlessly circling the Atlantic Ocean, as if trying to start a new civilization.
>> [_] Anon 1360424 bump
>> [_] FishStick !BroQXbefWo 1360455 BORING infectonator is better
>> [_] Anon 1360504 FUCKING MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 1360520 is there a way to have them re-open things?
>> [_] Anon 1360535 How do they notice a disease with no symptoms?
>> [_] Anon 1360553 I feel ok, because I killed everyone in Africa and the Middle East while leaving the rest of the world untouched. On the whole, a victory for the human race.

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[_] [G] Anon 1239828 Everyone loves Madagascar! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1239866 I started in Madagascar but Canada closed its airports and shipyards.
>> [_] Anon 1239872 FUUUUCK Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1239885 Fuck year.
>> [_] Anon 1239893 If you don't get Madagascar in the beginning its kinda pointless. But always know if an epidemic happens guess where I'm going.
>> [_] TheWhiteRussian !MqHits1tbY 1239950 What's the strategy involved? Even with all of the symptoms removed, it can still be detected... Seems to me like all you can do is hope :/
>> [_] Anon 1239952 The less infected there are the less of a chance of detection. just sit and watch for about a half hour until you can buy everything that boosts infectivity and then when people start getting infected you should be able to buy the deadlier symptoms.
>> [_] Anon 1239959 >># Same but with Indonesia closing down. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1239994 Fucking Madagascar
>> [_] Anon 1240022 >># You will just get killed by some other disease or Predator in Madagascar Go to the Azores or Maldives Better yet, Siberia, North Canada, Antarctica
>> [_] Anon 1240038 1) Parasite 2) Sell whatever symptom you have 3) Play until you can get all four transmission methods 4) Play until you get level 4 drug resistance 5) Leave game running, go to bed 6) Wake up, kill everyone in the world
>> [_] Anon 1240055 >># that won't work I tried, the government of Cuba still closed it's airport and shipyard.
>> [_] Anon 1240120 Shut. Down. EVERYTHING!!

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[_] [G] [G] flood Anon 1017670
>> [_] Anon 1017677 ..... CLOSE EVERYTHING!
>> [_] Anon 1017703 PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR! SOMEONE SNEEZED IN CHINA! OH MY GOD! SHUT DOWN FUCKING EVERYTHING! no, but seriously, nigh-guaranteed win: -parasite -sell all symptoms -level drug resistance to 2 -take communicable by rodent -level heat resistance to 2 -sit and wait for Madagascar -level all other temperature resistances to 2 -sit and wait for everyone else -make it kill
>> [_] Anon 1017764 >># Realistic, or casual setting? Or does it matter.

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[_] [G] Ooh, yeah. Anon 969571 The strategy is. Be a parasite. Sell your symptons. Wait till you have 29 points and buy all transmissions. Wait till you have enough points and buy all resistances to level 1. Wait till you are in every region. Buy more resistance levels. When they will develop vaccine, buy drug resistance to level 4. Wait till you have enough points to strong symptons, which will kill everyone. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 969598 I won with Swine Flu.
>> [_] Anon 969605 /r/ing Flash with that porn star that misunderstands everythin
>> [_] Ren 969614 MADAGASCAR FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 969743 Best strategy: Reset until you start in Madagascar. Then nothing can stop you.
>> [_] Anon 969846 I got everywhere but Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 969858 Start as a parasite, and research nothing but resistances and carriers. You can even get Madagascar with this
>> [_] Anon 969866 Ah, I hope this'll be my best pandemic run yet.
>> [_] Anon 969870 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 3381
>> [_] Anon 969880 I made H1D1 and it started in mexico Shit is so Cash

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[_] [G] Relevant. Anon 965164 Swine
>> [_] Anon 965222 I lol'd. Since I first heard about this swine flu, I've just been imagining it as irl pandemic.
>> [_] FFFFF 965228 >># Texas is getting it bad. Stupid fucking Texans.
>> [_] 00 965260 FUCK U MADAGASCAR!!
>> [_] Anon 965266 OH GOD NOT AGAIN.
>> [_] Anon 965274 old game is old. whats about that swine flu anyway?
>> [_] Anon 965276 nothing its just a mixture of sars1 and avian flu, they worked together to take us down. No biggie ...yet
>> [_] Anon 965284 goddamnit how do you get in madagascar
>> [_] Anon 965310 "whats that some people have a fever in none other than africa? well shit thats a big deal!... AIDS? well shit bring those fuckers in but we cant have anyone sweating and coffing!"
>> [_] Anon 965317 >># The answer is obvious, no one wants to go there. I know because I started in Madagascar and after 28 days I haven't been able to infect anywhere else. The game needs more ships / planes to Madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 965384 >># 65 days, all transmitions, level 2 resistances for all, fever. Still stuck in Madesgascar.
>> [_] Anon 965389 The question is: ARE MADAGASCAR SHIPYARDS CLOSED IRL?
>> [_] Anon 965398 The thing I'm still wondering about is how bacteria with no symptoms at all cause such a worldwise crisis that all the hospitals, borders, shipyards, and water plants in the world get shut down.
>> [_] Anon 965413 >># lol im having the same problem
>> [_] Anon 965419 the time scale of this game is way off. In a single day a "series of hurricanes" will hit one place, a severe drought will hit another place, etc. Two days later the problems will subside. I didn't know a "series of hurricanes" could come in a matter of 1-2 days, or that a drought is when you go two days without rain. Shows how much I know.
>> [_] Anon 965427 my bacteria wont leave cuba :C
>> [_] Anon 965495 fucking madagascar, I've only gotten it once...
>> [_] The Laziest Troll 965502 >># No one leaves Cuba.

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[_] [G] Anon 914626 Hey /f/, let's play Pandemic.
>> [_] Anon 914627 MADAGASSSSSSSCCCAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 914649 World closed due to aids...
>> [_] Anon 914667 PORTS CLOSED
>> [_] Anon 914668 MA:DAGASCAR
>> [_] Anon 914700 this game is fucking dumb. my parasite gave off no symptoms but the entire world went ape shit when they got infected.
>> [_] Anon 914704 FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR, FUCK
>> [_] Anon 914708 Lol,Entire world died from common cold. :D
>> [_] Anon 914718 The disease won't spread from a region until its infected many people and everyone is going crazy...
>> [_] Anon 914722 And diseases cant get past closed borders? I hate this game...
>> [_] Anon 914742 I managed to infect the whole world but North America. Now I feel guilty for letting americans inherit the Earth.
>> [_] Anon 914743 *achoo*
>> [_] Anon 914746 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 914756 >># >MADAGASSSSSSSCCCAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 914757 Why am I happy about this?
>> [_] Anon 914761 Humanity's numbers have declined. You have successfully wiped humans off of the face of the Earth. 76,132 for a score.
>> [_] Anon 914764 >># Dude, I scored higher than that and I didn't wipe out everyone. But I got that mother fucker madagascar.
>> [_] Anon 914765 Everyone Infected. Virus. Name:Happy Day Spread/Res: Max. About to Unlock lvl. 2 Symptoms Zombie Rampage coming up!
>> [_] Anon 914768 >># Oh, and all the hospitals are fucked.
>> [_] Ren 914776 >>FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR, FUCK This
>> [_] Anon 914784 >># just like real life!
>> [_] Kizzy23 914812 damn you Madagascar
>> [_] Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg 914844 >># Yeah! Me too I tried flourishing before showing any signs. I was gonan catch the world by suprise but then everyone found out somehow.
>> [_] Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg 914846 "GOVERNMENT OF CUBA BEGINS BURNING BODIES TO PREVENT INFECTION."