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[_] [H] nuckin futs uh-oh 11/21/10(Sun)04:33 No.1421624
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)04:39 No.1421627
an amazingly shitty "game"
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)04:42 No.1421629
interesting, is this a small update?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)07:01 No.1421683
OMG this thing sucks!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)07:04 No.1421685
He should just have it be the original metroid, but simplified, with a bit of a stylized intro of
sorts before showing the sex.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)07:05 No.1421686
so I killed all the metroids, and I get to the boss and it's invincible?
or, wait, this is supposed to be a porn game. I jump all over the boss and then samus is naked,
but I die?
maybe I'm supposed to let the little metroids get me? right, there they go. but then samus turns
into a dickgirl and dies?
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)07:15 No.1421688
You musst shoot him many times before he stops than disrobe and fuck the boss :P
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)07:17 No.1421690
Kill off the metroids while trying to get to the boss.
Switch between normal and ice with c.
To kill the boss you have to hit him with your normal fire until he flashes, then change to ice.
It'll whip it's dick out then you have to freeze it and jump to it. Eventually it will cum on you
and die. Then the screen blanks out.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)07:56 No.1421702
hurr hurr screw attack
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)08:40 No.1421716
Hide in ball-form - Metroids can't get me!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)09:23 No.1421727
You have a health bar and a corruption bar.
Rape raises corruption and lowers health. If you freeze them, being the horny bitch Samus is,
she'll fuck em anyway, raising health, but also raising corruption still.
If health depletes, she dies. If corruption hits 100, she turns into a dickgirl and the screen
goes black.
Alternate fires on the boss, jumping into it when you freeze it. The boss will rise up to the top
of the screen and drop a bunch of little metroids, which can be frozen and fucked for health, but
watch your corruption.
The chozo statue at the very beginning can be fucked if you swap to ice shot for a range upgrade.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)09:28 No.1421729
how come metroid cannot into ball while in air??
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)10:01 No.1421735
why they make metroid a girl?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)10:04 No.1421738
>>1421735
Are you fucking retarted?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)10:07 No.1421739
>>1421735
He's under 12y/o cut him some slack!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)10:52 No.1421751
>>1421727
Also, when you blast enemies with your normal shot, your corruption drops.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)11:10 No.1421756
>>1421690
I can't freeze the boss, his dick pops out but I still take damage.
Also, changing between armor and naked drops your health so be careful.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)11:19 No.1421757
>>1421738
dont fall for the troll trap
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)11:22 No.1421760
>>1421756
Sorry, only some times switching armor cost health. And it's obviously a unfinished game. Once ur
corrupted most likely new fun will begin. Maybe you can fuck the jelly's instead?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)11:34 No.1421763
who is the creator of this game anyways?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)11:59 No.1421769
I'd like it if there were more upgrades and scenes.
Any similar games that aren't so horrible?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)12:05 No.1421771
>>1421763
looks like playshapes.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)12:20 No.1421775
Controls?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)12:42 No.1421784
which is the jump key?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)12:54 No.1421791
>>1421771
Its not playshapes, but he had a hand in it.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)13:21 No.1421801
has potential but needs serious overhaul
>> [_] Thedoorman !!R39ysYaIZaC 11/21/10(Sun)13:28 No.1421806
if you think this game is finished your a fucking retard
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)13:38 No.1421809
shoot boss in dick with freeze for an hour
nothing happens
wat do?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/21/10(Sun)14:05 No.1421819
more from the same artist? somehow its hot