File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3474886

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3457519
>> [_] Anon 3457541 Like it classic NG
>> [_] Anon 3457547 THE 'AMBURGER MUST BE E L I M I N A T E D!
>> [_] Anon 3457549 >># >THE 'AMBURGER MUST BE E L I M I N A T E D! Cool it there ! That's hate speech ! Deplatformed !
>> [_] Anon 3457595 >># Ahh the Kibblekampf. We must never forget.

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Alfred Friday Anon 3450113 I forgot this flash even existed, and when I watched it again just now for the first time in years I couldn't recall most of the visuals. But the voice acting and sounds, I remembered them crystal clear, as if I had just watched it yesterday. Especially things like "THE HAMBURGER MUST BE ELIMINATED". Strange how memory works.
>> [_] Anon 3450117 >by emily youcis based
>> [_] Anon 3450129 the girl is wild af
>> [_] Anon 3450140 >># Emily Youcis is a fascinating character. 10 years later and I still can't tell if she is a sardonic savant or a fascist lunatic

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Post some Classical flashes Anon 3418807 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3418824 alfredposting should be illegal
>> [_] Anon 3418907 that was super entertaining
>> [_] Anon 3418910 It started getting super-tedious about 2 hours in...
>> [_] Anon 3418923 Apparently, she's behind some of the moonman songs.

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3410830

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 3388714
>> [_] Anon 3388731 no alfred posting
>> [_] Anon 3388742 FUCK OFF EMILY EVEN FOLLOWING POLITICS AIN'T GONNA GET YOUR RECOGNITION FROM /f/ BACK
>> [_] Anon 3388781 >># what did she do to /f/all from grace=?
>> [_] Anon 3388805 >># necrophilia?

File: Final Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] RISE ALFRED Anon 3094110
>> [_] Anon 3094112 I love you dictator Alfred.
>> [_] Anon 3094220 >># I liked the part where everybody died
>> [_] Anon 3094248 >># The fact that he can slaughter about 10 people in a row with a glue bottle is a testament to the strength of Alfred. He's so much stronger than I could ever hope to be.
>> [_] Anon 3094249 >># Holy fuck, I uploaded this while drunk as fuck and couldn't get the .swf to play on any of my apps so, I said fuck it and posted it here. Glad it's still up!

File: Final Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Donald Trump 3087721 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3087729 I really like that we only have to see this trash posted during summer.
>> [_] Anon 3087777 ya I'm reposting it ep-59-emily-youcis-forever-smut-cave/ on scrapple tv
>> [_] Anon 3087780 you like it when I say... cuck?
>> [_] Anon 3087844 I really like the use of Beethoven's 7 in this... It complements Alfred's descent into a Tyrannical madness well.. Making it a Magnificent madness!

File: Final Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Ben Shapiro 3084061 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3084062 >># Do you seek approval? ;-;
>> [_] Anon 3084111 Wow seeing this for the first time was the greatest
>> [_] RIP Anon 3084141 How to enunciate?
>> [_] Anon 3084171 >># http://vocaroo.com/i/s08tg38cBrf4
>> [_] RIP Anon 3084231 >># Why would you do this? This might be worse than Alfred
>> [_] Anon 3084256 >># I'd fuck Emily if I could, right in that tight ass of hers.... Fill it with peanuts too.

File: Final Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] The Rise of Alfred 2007 3020507 Special Announcement by Dictator Youcis : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eARNOIkh 3ZE Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3020540 >># shamelessly spreading yourself I see, Youcis.
>> [_] Anon 3020546 I mean if you're willing to suck my dick and swallow my load in front of your lesbian girlfriend while she jacks off with a screwdriver then yeah I'd draw something for free.
>> [_] Anon 3020547 >># ?¿ Wrong thread.
>> [_] Anon 3020560 >># That sounds pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 3020564 >># It's been a while, man. And it sure is a swell vidya i just put out.
>> [_] Anon 3020615 We need more erotic alfred loops. And i dont mean the ones with metalacolypse.
>> [_] Anon 3020633 I've been pronouncing Emily's name wrong all these years I feel like such a fool.
>> [_] Anon 3020710 What's the piece near the beginning?

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Blast from the past. Anon 3012920
>> [_] Anon 3012988 >># Does she still do shit?
>> [_] Anon 3013016 I hope Emily Youcis isn't dead yet.
>> [_] Anon 3013017 moar
>> [_] Anon 3013030 jesus christ this is 10x longer than it needs to be

File: 384662_Final_Rise_of_Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] love this, work of art pure deep emotion Anon 2704999 It puts our deepest desire under the magnifying glassy by making the main character so over done. However I think at some point, or deep down we all desire this. Drawing this desire to be loved to its logical conclusion we get a hollow ending, perhaps foreboding of things to come for us. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2705001 Sorry for the loading screen was not sure how to remove it.
>> [_] Anon 2705074 Why do people keep posting this fucking cancer
>> [_] Anon 2705077 >># Cancer? I liked it, whats the problem?
>> [_] Anon 2705087 >># The problem is that it's fucking terrible.
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2705093 >># You're fucking terrible. Alfred is a fucking god and you are nothing but a grain of sand before him.
>> [_] Anon 2705138 I need that ringtone
>> [_] Anon 2705140 >># *tsh....I bet you're the kinda person who doesn't like John Waters movies.
>> [_] Anon 2705202 it shows how even a lil power corrupts.
>> [_] Anon 2705211 i watched all of it. bout 10 min

File: Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Anime)
[_] My dog is still alive and well Anon 2536927
>> [_] Anon 2536968 I don't remember this flash being this long. Is this an extended version?
>> [_] Anon 2536987 >># dang
>> [_] Anon 2537033 .
>> [_] Anon 2537038 >># Hey Emily. Post the porn loop while your at it.

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2511526
>> [_] Anon 2511532 Fucking Pistachios Em, go back to them
>> [_] Anon 2511666 I bet Emily Youcis is a demon in the sack ;)
>> [_] Anon 2511680 Emily Youcis is a grimy tryhard

File: Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Anime)
[_] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 2466630
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2466643 reported for crude western animation, as always.
>> [_] Anon 2466652 >># Hmm, I count about 20 flashes on /f/ right now that aren't remotely japanese, yet you haven't bothered to shit them up with report threats. What makes this one special?
>> [_] vipper !XIxc6BpKnU 2466657 reported for shit flash
>> [_] Anon 2466660 >># A classic
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2466693 >># It's very crude and distasteful. The fact that it isn't Japanese is just a pretext that allows shit flashes to be reported.
>> [_] 7acen7Dragon !t6HNuoEi5g 2466695 >># huehuehue, you're just mad cause /f/ isn't 100% Japanese.
>> [_] Anon 2466699 What. The. (insert expletive of your choice below)
>> [_] Anon 2466702 >># Tripfags on /f/ aren't worth any acknowledgement
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2466704 >># I don't care. I just hate it when people repost shitty, crude flashes like this one.
>> [_] Anon 2466705 I always love Alfred flashes because you actually never know what's going to happen next. Or what's currently happening for that matter. I love it
>> [_] Anon 2466709 >># >repost shitty, crude flashes >posts same anime shit everyday 10/10 master ruseman
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2466712 >># wow funny guy *laughs a little* *whinnee hee hee* *laughs a lot* *whinneeheeHEEH* *laughs a VERY lot* *whinnEEHEEHEEEHEE* NOW FOR THE FNUNIEST JOKE OF ALL MOTHER F*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! <steps on your left and right feet with his left and right back hooves respectively, then grabs your hands with his front hooves, interlocking fingers so u could not get away if u tried (AND U DO) then BRUTALLY STARTS CHOMPING AWAY AT YOUR HAIR probaly not scalping u but leaving nothin on top of ur head but a VERY unsightly bald spot and some chawed hairs> AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR YOU FR*AKING ASSWH*LE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2466713 >># Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>> [_] Anon 2466717 >># This is some high quality shitposting. 8/10
>> [_] Anon 2466718 >># rekt

File: 384662_Final_Rise_of_Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] ALFRED FUCKGNI ALFER BIIIIIYITCH!!!1!!!!1!11! 2443224
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2443232 >># reported, as always.
>> [_] Anon 2443249 I still will never understand why this kind of garbage flash animation gains such a cult following.
>> [_] Anon 2443260 >># >># You lack humor.
>> [_] Anon 2443262 admitedly watched this longer than most other E Youcis flashes, but the rapey needy love me themes kept coming up and I lost interest.
>> [_] Anon 2443263 >># What part of this is funny? What at all?
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2443264 >># The animation is crude and humor is in poor taste. It also doesn't belong on /f/. impolite sage, again
>> [_] Anon 2443291 >># crude humor and poor taste doesn't belong in what strange alternate dimension /f/ you come from?
>> [_] Anon 2443292 Is that music from the War thunder ost?
>> [_] Anon 2443296 >># Reported for what? I never post Alfred flashes, but I enjoy seeing them every once in a while. Please don't work to prevent other people from viewing what they enjoy.
>> [_] Anon 2443324 >># Was just going to let this be, but then I saw this post and decided to report as well. Fuck off with this Youcis trash.
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2443329 >># /f/ rule #1: >All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. I can tolerate tasteful non-japanese content, of course, but this is just too crude.
>> [_] Anon 2443337 This thing is an abomination... Is OP fucking 13?
>> [_] Anon 2443346 >># >implying /f/ is usually mostly japanese content

File: 384662_Final_Rise_of_Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] needs more youcis Anon 2324439
>> [_] Anon 2324452 >># I watched the whole thing. It was bad.
>> [_] Anon 2324480 Emily please leave
>> [_] Anon 2324501 sage
>> [_] Anon 2324517 There's something perversely enjoyable about this.
>> [_] Anon 2324520 Go back to selling pistachios.
>> [_] Anon 2324527 >newgrounds into the trash
>> [_] Anon 2324571 >E. Youcis >garuaunteed replies
>> [_] Anon 2324573 that bitch is fat and crazy. and has the most shit eating grin you have ever seen. i dont just hate her artwork and style, i hate her so fucking bad. if i could rape her repeatedly worse than her uncle that made her think this was fun or enjoyable to watch i would; save for the mere face that she would enjoy getting any dick remotely close to her.
>> [_] Anon 2324575 >># that's why you just cut her nipples off I swear to god that's what these cartoons are about, knives abuse and rape, she just wants someone to cut her nipples off
>> [_] Anon 2324612 this nigga is trying too hard
>> [_] Anon 2324614 I can't be the only one who likes this.
>> [_] Anon 2324626 >># id fuck her tho
>> [_] Anon 2324642 >># into the trash you say? Well how about bumped back to the top?
>> [_] WKZworks 2324650 It'll be interesting to see how her animation develops as she ages. I'd kinda like to see what she could do beyond the Alfred thing. I'd imagine it would still have stuff to do with schizophrenia and self-loathing, though. Still, I have to admit that I did laugh in parts of this.
>> [_] Anon 2324654 >>final emily u trippin, alfred aint never gonna die.
>> [_] Anon 2324665 How long until Alfred castrates himself?

File: Final Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] RISE OF ALFRED G G ALFRED 2289812 2007
>> [_] Anon 2289905 wtf

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2125561 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2125611 Toppest of all lels. Excellent post.
>> [_] Anon 2125714 I'm in that weird part of 4chan again.
>> [_] Anon 2125716 SHE COMES
>> [_] Anon 2125717 what's with her plastering her name all over the place, I swear it's like "a Michael Bay Film' or "A work by Hideo Kojima" I mean gawd.
>> [_] Anon 2125723 11/10, holy fuck it's a girl
>> [_] Anon 2125729 cant believe i watched the whole thing and now i wanna fuck that girl
>> [_] Anon 2125743 >># this

File: 384662_Final_Rise_of_Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Anime)
[_] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 2033135
>> [_] Anon 2033208 wHAT DO yooouuuuu THINk advisor babydollwithscrewdriveruppeehole?
>> [_] Anon 2033285 I am so god damn happy right now

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Always a fun one Anon 2013770
>> [_] Anon 2013785 It this is here then let's call her out. EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY EMILY
>> [_] Roxas(The Namefag that should An Hero) !xi8/JKFwzo 2013786 I for one, found this very deep. The making of a dictator.
>> [_] Anon 2013798 deep indeed. mental breakdown insights.
>> [_] Anon 2013826 gets made a manager and pulls a hitler. typical

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1975208 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1975225 alfred is kind of sick, and i personally dont like him, instead of this an amv would be better to watch.
>> [_] Anon 1975237 >># Get out.
>> [_] Anon 1975263 Loved it. Sang along to the song. So beautiful to watch a dog follow his dreams. Shame it wasn't longer.
>> [_] Anon 1975339 tell you what?troll me and ill report it, bully me and you will get what you deserve everyone has their right on their opinion so FUCK YOU AND GET A LIFE STUPID ANON who likes to bully other people.
>> [_] Anon 1975343 >># you will support Miss Youcis, in all her endeavors, just like the rest of us, or you will go beat off to your shitty, weeaboo, dubstep amvs and take your opinion with you. The choice is, and has always been, yours and yours alone.
>> [_] Anon 1975345 >># no emily should go die please
>> [_] Anon 1975355 reported have a nice day assholes, you are the same piece of shit, the bullyed a girl after she was raped, and the same people who did this crime uploaded their fotos of this crime on facebook until she killed herself, tell because you tell me?you wish, you are not worth the live living that you were born with and now have fun while i´ll report it :P you are not worth my time, or anything else.
>> [_] Anon 1975356 >># why are so many new faggot on /f/ lately? Alfred was always here and we always liked it.
>> [_] Anon 1975362 this will never be entertaining
>> [_] Anon 1975363 >># ya kinda have to agree there, i get the feeling that summer is strong with these ones

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1949722 It is Hitler's birthday after all Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1949737 this one does make more sense than the others
>> [_] Anon 1949742 tragic
>> [_] Anon 1949767 +1
>> [_] Anon 1949787 who the hell made this?
>> [_] Anon 1949839 >># It says right in the flash
>> [_] Anon 1949881 Why is this a fab?
>> [_] Anon 1949902 under rated artist, featured on the ever so awesome series "smut cave" learn2underground newfags...
>> [_] Anon 1949932 >># Emily is the queen of /f/ she is not underrated
>> [_] Anon 1949985 i went from originally hating this artist to completely loving their animations and aspiring to be able to make some thing like them some day
>> [_] Anon 1950004 purty furking gerd

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Anime)
[_] [L][F][R][E][D] Anon 1928716 Praise our lord Alfred Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1928758 i am confuse by feels.
>> [_] Anon 1928766 ...fuck
>> [_] Anon 1928783 emily, again you have purveyed your insanity/schizophrenia/etcetera... in a manner most gripping. not bad. not good for me. but it makes me want to watch it again.
>> [_] Anon 1928800 we love alfred we treasure him above all
>> [_] Anon 1928953 Still a better love story than Twilight.

File: Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Hentai)
[_] [E] [I] [L] [ ] [A] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 1906577 Heil Alfred! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1906600 <3
>> [_] Anon 1906636 The goddess has been summoned!
>> [_] Anon 1906652 Dat voice.
>> [_] Anon 1906670 whats the song at first
>> [_] Anon 1906674 >># Are you refering to this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uOxOgm5j Q4
>> [_] Anon 1906675 >># yes, thank you
>> [_] Anon 1906679 >># Always glad I can help. >inb4 stop spoon feeding shitstorm
>> [_] Anon 1906699 Alfred is always so good
>> [_] Anon 1906717 my god, our king has returned! praise our lord and saviour alfred
>> [_] Anon 1906722 >># >shitstorm >on /f/ heh.
>> [_] Anon 1906730 This again.
>> [_] Anon 1906767 Doesn't most of /f/ have a hardon for this girl?
>> [_] Anon 1906778 Alright, what the fuck is this? Is this what I've been missing out on from not visiting /f/? I mean what the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1906782 >># She looks... Dirty. >># Something which caught on for a little while, got shot down, and appears to be attempting to be reborn. I personally hope it fails.
>> [_] Anon 1906799 >># No, it's mostly platonic worship >># Basically, an author started spamming her flashes all over the place. People realized it was her. The sheer insanity of the [other] flashes caught on, and she was declared goddess; Alfred her earthly embodiment.

File: Final Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Now For A CLassic Anon 1873523 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1873546 wow alred u r the best dog i wish u were my dog
>> [_] Anon 1873549 alfred please be my dog foreever thank you
>> [_] Anon 1873550 yayy alfred yayyyy alfre d yayy alfred my boss forever u can kill me anytime
>> [_] Anon 1873553 he certaninly does not have lice
>> [_] Anon 1873554 i want to fondel it
>> [_] Anon 1873556 Sure is samefag in here.
>> [_] Anon 1873583 why
>> [_] Anon 1873605 >># newfag pretending to be oldfag detected
>> [_] Anon 1873607 >># its alright some lonely virgin spams the every month or so
>> [_] Anon 1873645 Fucking Brilliant. I wish I could download this...
>> [_] Anon 1873681 >># www2.howstupid.ru

File: Final Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Rise of Alfred Anon 1845022 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1845031 rise
>> [_] Anon 1845033 of
>> [_] Anon 1845035 alfrd
>> [_] Anon 1845040 fuckponies stealin all my views
>> [_] Anon 1845047 heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845050 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845051 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845053 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845054 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845055 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845056 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845059 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845062 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845066 I got a Whyboner when the voice said "And you will sing along too".
>> [_] Anon 1845069 autism dog
>> [_] Anon 1845081 >># yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay>># yaaaaaaayyyyyy its cuzits a girl voice >># >># >># >># HEILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1845084 Holy shit... Throughout the video. there's these little patches of weirdness. Ms. Emily knows exactly how to use these to her advantage. First, it's a tame, boring spot. This is where the humour comes in; it softens us up. Then, there's a slowly building wrongness, ratcheting up the tension, until everything goes wrong, awry, alien... then, as quick as you realized it had reached its crescendo, it stops. She repeats this cycle over and over again, and she does it flawlessly.
>> [_] Anon 1845087 >># she also spams /f/ the whole day with autistic determination like i've never seen before
>> [_] Anon 1845090 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845092 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845093 >># She spams /f/? Citation needed. I don't mean that sarcastically, either, I'd love to see proof that she's the one who's been posting these animations so much, purely for the novelty.
>> [_] Anon 1845097 >># who else might it be? watch out for somebody who writes like a real life alfred character in the replys, that's emily the reason for this is that alfred is just a cartoon version of her self and vice versa
>> [_] Anon 1845098 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845100 >># Someone who likes her work? I mean, I took the time to type up that whole damn thing up there, there's GOT to be more unhinged people than me out there...
>> [_] Anon 1845102 >># I like her... and her work.
>> [_] Anon 1845106 >># i think i also saw some new stuff posted here which is not on newgrounds yet, it must be her
>> [_] Anon 1845107 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845108 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845109 >># Wait, seriously? AWESOME.
>> [_] Anon 1845110 >># the last one was a loop of alfred dancing to strange music i've also seen a flash where she autisticly proclaims "welcome to the show" and the flash says "by crazy emily" or something like that watch out for flash with alfred in the name
>> [_] OKLAHOMA 1845111 >># and this is bad? SOme can be hit-or-miss but the core of her alfred series is a solid 10 even if she is spamming /f/ with it, at least it is good spam
>> [_] Anon 1845112 >># i didn't say it was bad just autismal
>> [_] Anon 1845115 >># Thanks! I'll be sure to be on the lookout. Like I've said, I'm a fan of her work.
>> [_] Anon 1845118 >># i am too walmart siblings was her best
>> [_] Anon 1845125 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845128 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845131 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845133 heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845135 >># heil alfred
>> [_] HEIL ALFRED HEIL ALFRED 1845139 >># HEIL ALFRED
>> [_] Anon 1845146 heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845149 heil mein fuhrer alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845161 heil alrfred
>> [_] Anon 1845165 heil fred
>> [_] Anon 1845168 Heil Alfred!
>> [_] Anon 1845178 all hail the alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845181 >># Oh, fuck. You even entered 'HEIL ALFRED' in the password field. That is commitme- I mean. HEIL ALFRED!
>> [_] HEIL ALFRED HEIL ALFRED 1845182 >># u liek?
>> [_] Anon 1845184 heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845187 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845190 sage
>> [_] Anon 1845192 >># You fucked up. Your post's all retarded. It's meant to be like this: Heil Alfred!
>> [_] Anon 1845194 GAY ASS CARTOON DOG
>> [_] Anon 1845195 That was terrible. How could anyone find this funny or unsettling, trying WAY too hard to be either.
>> [_] Anon 1845202 >># heil alfred nigguh
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 1845204 ASSBURGERS!
>> [_] Anon 1845213 gfjjyydjydj
>> [_] Anon 1845223 dick
>> [_] Anon 1845224 >># Heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845225 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845227 Oh lawdy, I haven't seen this in YEARS.
>> [_] Anon 1845230 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845240 >># heil alfred
>> [_] sage sage 1845243 i want the society of friends to leave
>> [_] sage sage 1845250 BRING THE FUCKING SAGEMAN
>> [_] Anon 1845253 >># no
>> [_] Anon 1845271 >># Is Yukis in the Friend's Society?
>> [_] Anon 1845285 >># heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1845289 waste of time
>> [_] Anon 1845291 >># no

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1802460 FUCK YOU MOOT
>> [_] Anon 1802497 what he said

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1794658 HE RISES
>> [_] Anon 1794724 What..... The Fuck....... Did I..... Just Fucking Watch
>> [_] Anon 1794727 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpBwJyCtn lE

File: alfred_rise_of.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Anonymous06/27/12(Wed)19:26No.1708677 Alfred Alfer
>> [_] Anonymous06/27/12(Wed)21:01No.1708730 this gives me feels
>> [_] Anonymous06/27/12(Wed)21:47No.1708748 a masterpiece , they should make a movie about this , good job.

File: riseofalfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)11:38No.1705328
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)12:12No.1705352 I just saw hitler set a pile of bagels on fire and masturbating over them wat
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)12:17No.1705355 >># shut up

File: Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Other)
[_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)09:18No.1702386 Posting some Alfriend, 0/3.
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)12:17No.1702474 These are twisted

File: Rise of Alfred.swf-(7.74 MB, Anime)
[_] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 1697484
>> [_] Anon 1697515 i liked it.
>> [_] Anon 1697596 Once more time Alfred, we see once more time, i LOL'D hard
>> [_] Anon 1697623 tragic story if you think about it
>> [_] Anon 1697626 >># >tfw no rollerskates for your birthday :C
>> [_] Anon 1697642 They misspelled "Herpies." I also sent this to a friend, who told he just took some weed, and I didn't realize how bad of an idea that was until I was in the second half of this flash.

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[_] [A] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 1657680 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1657699 at first i was like "wow....this won't be shit..." and then i was like "heh, this actually isn't that bad" and then i was like "jesses how long is this thing!?"
>> [_] Anon 1657714 >># seconded.
>> [_] Anon 1657753 I would like to fuck the girl who made this, Emily, at full force in the vagina, mouth, and ass.
>> [_] Anon 1657757 ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
>> [_] Anon 1657760 WTH did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1657765 YOU SON OF A BITCH COME BACK HERE WITH MY ROLLERSKATES
>> [_] noko 1657848 I Think I dated the babe that made this. Sucked on her fat nipples and shit. She was pretty ugly, but I thought she might put out. When I wouldnt kiss her at first, she ask: "is it because Im fugly?" lolol. I should have said yeah.

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[_] [A] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 1648444
>> [_] Anon 1648456 Worst 5mins of my life
>> [_] Anon 1648462 O__O AND YOUUUU WILL SING ALONG TOOOOOOO

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[_] [A] [L] [F] [R] [E] [D] Anon 1593725 i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved i am loved
>> [_] Anon 1593761 I HAVE STRONG DESIRES TO FONDLE DEAR ALFRED
>> [_] Anon 1593781 I adore emily.

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[_] [A] The actual "Rise of Alfred" Anon 1554671 dumb niggas be naming their shit wrong >>#
>> [_] Anon 1554797 IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDI AMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLO VEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDI AMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLO VEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDI AMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLO VEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDI AMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAML OVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVEDIAMLO VEDIAMLOVEDIAMLOVED IAMLOVEDIAMLOVED

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[_] [A] Rise of Al/f/red Anon 1501763
>> [_] Anon 1501812 iamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamloved iamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovedi amlovediamlovediaml ovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediaml ovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlo vediamlovediamloved iamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamloved iamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovedi amlovediamlovediaml ovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediaml ovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlo vediamlovediamloved iamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamloved iamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovedi amlovediamlovediaml ovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediaml ovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamlo ved

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[_] [A] iamlovediamlovediamlovediamlovediamloved iamloved BabyDollWithScrewdriverUpPeehole 1464347
>> [_] Anon 1464348 Does Emily have a site with other works or is all her stuff Newgrounds based?
>> [_] Anon 1464357 >># seems to just be ng

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[_] [?] Anon 1461100
>> [_] Anon 1461192 Annoying

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[_] [A] Alfred :D Anon 1456341 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1456352 Did you make this, OP?
>> [_] Anon 1456357 >what do you think, Advisor Baby Doll With Screwdriver Up Peehole?
>> [_] Anon 1456371 oh dear
>> [_] Anon 1456392 .__. THIS IS GOLD PURE GOLD >iamlovediamlovediamlovediamloved
>> [_] Anon 1456401 As old as the internet.
>> [_] Anon 1456402 woah, what did I watch
>> [_] Anon 1456408 holy fuck that was a long flash
>> [_] Anon 1456482 >delayclose.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1456483 THIS HAS NOTHING NOTHING TO DO WITH BAT MAN RECTIFY THIS, BITCH
>> [_] Anon 1456484 >># fgsfds
>> [_] Anon 1456494 Besides the ear rape, that was really good.
>> [_] Anon 1456498 seek help OP
>> [_] Anon 1456520 awesome all the way up to when the 13 year old starts talking. he ruined a masterpiece.
>> [_] Anon 1456562 >># >she
>> [_] Anon 1456566 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpBwJyCtn lE

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[_] [?] The Rise of Alfred Anon 1446621 ALFRED RULES /f/
>> [_] Anon 1446635 fuck
>> [_] Anon 1446643 wut?
>> [_] Anon 1446649 That was... a cry for help.
>> [_] Anon 1446658 this is why everyone knows women have never been and will never be funny. Female comedians, nough said.
>> [_] Anon 1446675 >># Look, a rare male wit!
>> [_] Anon 1446683 >># I agree. A pathetic one at that.
>> [_] Anon 1446720 jesus fucking christ the girl who made this is absolutely fucked in the head not ren and stimpy fucked, not /b/ fucked, just plain should be committed fucked this would have been more entertaining if i hadn't spent the entire time thinking about how she was able to survive in society long enough to even make this flash
>> [_] Anon 1446725 I dunno i thought it was kinda funny i chuckled a few times during the thing. was it retarded? yes. is anything else we watch on tv not retarded? not really.
>> [_] Anon 1446737 Abrupt ending is abrupt >:V MOAR
>> [_] Anon 1446781 HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM! HIM!
>> [_] Anon 1446809 MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1446810 What the fuck WAS that? Emily Youcis, you need help.

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[_] [?] The Rise of Alfred Anon 1438457 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1438493 the FUCK did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1438528 Not quite as crazy as the Alfie's Playhouse ones, but still good.
>> [_] Anon 1438605 The reason for my existence.

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[_] [?] fighting furs some more... NotBanana 1135977 ...with wannabe dictators.
>> [_] Anon 1135985 o.o OMG!?
>> [_] Anon 1135993 >># damnit.. im starting... to feel.. mental watching this.. D': ... t....THEY DONT LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!=`!?=#"¤!#"¤=!#"?¤ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] OHNO !!cG9sxZfkA+v 1135999 what the fuckk.
>> [_] Anon 1136006 ...dude, WHAT!?
>> [_] Anon 1136011 A true masterpiece.
>> [_] Anon 1136048 I love you so goddamn much.

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[_] [?] Anon 1124897 ALL HAIL ALFRED
>> [_] Anon 1125044 I only just stumbled across this stuff on another board and this is THE shit, bro. I wish I could find more of her stuff but the newgrounds account doesn't have a lot and what's there aint so great.

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[_] [?] LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME Anon 1099798 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1099802 Is there anything I can say about this?
>> [_] Anon 1099803 you should all watch this.
>> [_] Anon 1099814 that was fucked up
>> [_] Anon 1099819 oh god I love alfred so much
>> [_] Anon 1099825 Reminds me of Obama.
>> [_] Anon 1099846 >># Durrrr hurrr I'm edgy.
>> [_] Anon 1099871 This was actually somewhat beautiful, almost perfect; ruined entirely once it broke the illusion. *Sigh.*
>> [_] Anon 1099899 >># yeah, because centrist democrats are just like Hitler, Stalin, and everyone else that stand 2 inches left of you. Stop listening to Rush, you fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 1099913 This. Was. Beautiful. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1099914 /f/ - Simplifying the Rise to Power
>> [_] Anon 1099915 this is genius
>> [_] Anon 1099932 This is what a woman made enjoy
>> [_] Anon 1099954 Fucking bump.
>> [_] Anon 1099974 Mother of God
>> [_] Anon 1099987 enfp
>> [_] Anon 1100005 Well, that was profound.