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[_] [?] Google bought 4chan to make your life simpler Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:00 No.1471114
Here at Google, all we want to do is make your everyday tasks simpler. And 4chan is no acception.
So here's what we are doing:
We are adding accounts to make everything more secure.
We are going to make every post be permanantly uploaded to our server and never '404' until a
user erases it. (Such as a YouTube video)
We are allowing users to create and host their own boards directly on 4chan.org!
Based on your history, we will recommend certain threads that we think you would be interested in.
There are also many more things that we added, but you will need to watch our video to find them
out. Thank you!
-The Google Team
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:02 No.1471115
>>1471114
Google here. We forgot to mention this is going to go into effect March 4, 2011. See ya there!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:05 No.1471117
How terrifying.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:07 No.1471120
this is a joke
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:09 No.1471122
>>1471120
Hey there! We know that this is probably shocking to you, but rest assured, when we're done here
you're going to love 4chan 100x better!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:12 No.1471124
Google would never misspell Exception, or leave commas out of their sentences.
>> [_] The Google Team 02/20/11(Sun)22:16 No.1471127
>>1471124
Sorry about that, I'm not a robot auto-typing this thread. I am just a Google Representative
sitting at his computer. Spelling was never my strong point.
>> [_] TheFrozenOne !ozOtJW9BFA 02/20/11(Sun)22:17 No.1471128
>>1471124
Yea.... They kinda would...
That being said it's still a really bad troll, 1/10, 1 point for the effort.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:28 No.1471136
remember, one rule of here is not speak about 4chan Google distroyed the community
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:34 No.1471137
>>1471127
but you ARE dumb as a rock
>> [_] The Google Team 02/20/11(Sun)22:36 No.1471138
>>1471137
Yeah, that's why I work for Google! :-)
No, I'm just kidding
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:37 No.1471139
>mfw this is moot, and as a prank, he makes the changes in the video on march 4, and continues
until april 1 when the joke is announced
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:39 No.1471141
We all knew this day would come...
But just the fact that moot would just sell 4chan.. to GOOGLE! I don't know about you guys, but
I've just about lost all respect for moot...
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:41 No.1471142
>>1471139
well obviously
>> [_] batmanholdingamarshmallow.png 02/20/11(Sun)22:45 No.1471144
>>1471139
moot should do something like that permanantly, then after a while, reveal a secret way to get
in, therefore filtering out most newfags
>> [_] The Google Team 02/20/11(Sun)22:47 No.1471145
>>1471144
a secret way to get in the actual site
>> [_] The Google Team 02/20/11(Sun)22:52 No.1471149
>>1471144
no, but as interesting as that may sound, that is not going to be what we do. The upgrades we are
going to make are going to be permanent I'm afraid.
But honestly, you guys really have nothing to worry about. Just look at the great enhancements we
made to YouTube!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)22:59 No.1471152
Hey people, This seems legit
>> [_] Anonymous 02/20/11(Sun)23:05 No.1471157
oh god i lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)00:06 No.1471182
>>1471149
as bad as th5s 162e 5s 5t 5s act4a33y *retty g66d.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)01:05 No.1471217
>>1471136
i'm srry but ur wrong, its actually dont talk about that which i wont name, cuz evert family has
that black sheep they just ignore. so get ur rules fucking straight numb nuts
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)01:21 No.1471226
NNNOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)01:34 No.1471229
?
Who fucking goes to /f/....seriously.
>> [_] THEsex 02/21/11(Mon)01:41 No.1471234
>>1471229
>who fucking goes to /f/
>goes to /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/11(Mon)01:51 No.1471237
lol at the go gold, that was to much
