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[_] Anon 3458672 /f/ has been verrrry slow lately. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3458685 meh i'm sure it's nothing
>> [_] Anon 3458690 I'd rather have it slow than dead
>> [_] Anon 3458713 people think we are dead
>> [_] Anon 3458714 >># slow is good for me so don't really see the problem
>> [_] Anon 3458728 most people dont wanna go through the trouble of unfucking flash
>> [_] Anon 3458739 >># and how do you unfuck flash? google has not been helpful at all also, what do if a website's entire interface runs on flash and you want to use it, as opposed to opening individual swf files in a local flash player that doesnt even seem to work anymore
>> [_] Anon 3458740 >># Here's a link to a combined archive of several v32.0.0.371 installers & standalone projectors for Windows, Mac, & Linux. Be sure to uninstall your current version first. >https://archive.org/download/flashplaye rarchive/pub/flashplayer/installers/archi ve/fp_32.0.0.371_archive.zip You want an offline installer. For most, it'll be these files: Windows: >flashplayer32_0r0_371_win.msi NPAPI Plugin, for Chromium based browsers. Firefox, it's forks, Google Chrome, etc. >flashplayer32_0r0_371_winax.msi Active X Plugin, for Internet Explorer, Media Player Classic. >flashplayer32_0r0_371_winpep.msi PPAPI Plugin, for Chromium based browsers. Google Chrome, Opera, Vivaldi support it. Maybe others. Give it a try if NPAPI doesn't work. Mac: A Macfag said he had luck with these. Likely NPAPI. >flashplayer32_0r0_371_mac_pkg.dmg >flashplayer32_0r0_371_mac.dmg Linux: Sorry Linuxfags, no idea. You can now keep using the Flash Player plugin on your browser. DISABLE AUTOMATIC UPDATES. This won't work forever, particularly in Chrome & Firefox. Devs are taking steps to block ALL Adobe Flash Plugins. Forks may offer continued support. Windows 8 & 10 have had updates released that prevent Flash installations. Adobe's Standalone Flash Projectors do NOT have the killswitch. Download SWFs and run them from your HDD. You can also paste in URLs. >flashplayer32_0r0_371_win_sa.exe >flashplayer32_0r0_371_mac_sa.dmg >flashplayer32_0r0_371_linux_sa.x86_64.t ar.gz Ruffle is a work-in-progress Flash emulator. At the character limit so more info here: https://ruffle.rs/ Also, you can just roll back your clock to before the 12th.
>> [_] Anon 3458741 >># tldr download an older version of flash, or use an uncucked browser, you cant play flash in windows anymore unless you use the debugger
>> [_] Anon 3458742 >># similar for linux users, they should follow this post: https://img.heyuri.net/f/imgboard.php?re s=72#p93
>> [_] Anon 3458749 There are boards slower than /f/, hell theres threads on some boards that are over 5 years old
>> [_] Anon 3458750 >># >hell theres threads on some boards that are over 5 years old On /vip/ for example there are even life update threads
>> [_] Anon 3458760 >># https://mega.nz/file/7QlkAQSJ#JeiaLabMre Ge2HQwLr6JZep_dzI2jqH8l0GmoIoCeEU Gentoo ebuild + distfiles for v371
>> [_] Anon 3458761 >># >you cant play flash in windows anymore unless you use the debugger But that's wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3458763 >># how do

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[_] why wage? Anon 3441411
>> [_] Anon 3441500 I dont know why that made me feel :<

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[_] [L] /r/ inside Anon 1525185 does anyone know the name of the flash with those action figures with stop motion animation who fap on miku in the end?
>> [_] Anon 1525220 Sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 1525236 sounds so familiar, wasn't it in a movie?
>> [_] Anon 1525239 song sauce is My Baby takes the Morning Train.
>> [_] Anon 1525338 oh god >># not sure if i saved that one or not. if i did i'll find it and post
>> [_] Anon 1525343 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsWMjLWP5 eE is for sauce
>> [_] Anon 1525345 >># good lord , my life as an slowpoke =/
>> [_] Anon 1525354 >># Home Alone

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[_] [L] My baby takes the morning train. Anon 1285881
>> [_] Anon 1285886 >># I loved it n-n
>> [_] Anon 1285952 Poor slowpoke.

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[_] [L] Workink Hard Anon 1179655
>> [_] Anon 1179795 No weekend's off?
>> [_] Anon 1179798 >># NO

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[_] [L] Anon 1155785 wat Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1155794 yep this is what it's like for all americans.
>> [_] Anon 1155805 >># *for the majority of all Americans.
>> [_] Anon 1155817 man, does he ever find out? :(
>> [_] Anon 1155833 it's so..... beautiful
>> [_] Anon 1155864 You and I both slowpoke
>> [_] Anon 1155887 >># Poke in there bro!
>> [_] Anon 1155919 OH TYAM WHY WON'T YOU MAKE A NEW FLASH VIDEO Last time I asked he said he would never be able to top this one.
>> [_] Anon 1155924 this flash makes me laugh at first, then cry, then jizz
>> [_] Anon 1155926 Oh, tyam said he is working on something this week. I don't know what it will be though because he wouldn't tell me. Anyone else want to try to get it out of him?
>> [_] Anon 1156174 this flash of all flashes just made me do a reality check... oh god... oh god no...

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[_] [L] /r/ Can't stop the beat Anon 1135476 Can't stop (Can't stop) Can't stop the beat Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1135527 i dont know why, but i fucking love this flash
>> [_] Anon 1135564 nice
>> [_] Namefag 1135622 Slowpoke is actually faster than the song. What the hell kind of sense does that make?
>> [_] Anon 1135695 is his boss fucking his wife?
>> [_] Anon 1135731 Get on swfchan and search "move your feet"

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[_] [L] Anon 1127752
>> [_] Anon 1127753 Shit life man.
>> [_] Anon 1127755 Seriously I need to know the music that is in this flash What is it called
>> [_] Anon 1127758 >># Morning Train (9 to 5) by Sheena Easton. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezMbFbwr7 Lk
>> [_] Anon 1127759 >># You are my main nig and I love you.
>> [_] Anon 1127872 >># XD

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[_] [L] MoseSchrute !YnhS0u2TPs 1106811
>> [_] Anon 1106845 MY BABY WORKS FROM 9 TO 5!

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[_] [L] Moar Nitrotitan plox Anon 1069938 You know what to do.
>> [_] Anon 1069950 I fucking love this flash. Story of my life.

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[_] [L] >># as /r/'d Anon 1047293 Thanks for makin me remember this >>#
>> [_] Anon 1047296 /r/ing song sauce
>> [_] Anon 1047305 /r/equester here. thnx bra
>> [_] Anon 1047453 this one always makes me sad for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 1047489 why is it that ive been watching this for over fifteen minutes?!
>> [_] Anon 1047492 Because its the most realistic flash ever.
>> [_] dave 1047494 http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?rt 3tacmezdx
>> [_] Anon 1047495 anyone have full song?
>> [_] Anon 1047498 >># Right above you.
>> [_] Anon 1047499 thank you kind anon
>> [_] Anon 1047554 I love this one. Have since I first saw it. On my computer though, the filename is "futility_of_life--slopoke_edition.swf"

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[_] [L] Anon 1001961
>> [_] Anon 1002020 whats the song called?
>> [_] Anon 1002067 >># Sheena Easton - Nine to Five
>> [_] Anon 1002070 ty
>> [_] Anon 1002072 Why is there another slowpoke watching television while he is railing his wife? oÔ
>> [_] Anon 1002080 >># That the slowpoke watching television, there's a slowbro nailing his wife.
>> [_] Anon 1002145 sometimes its hard working for the internets

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[_] [L] Anon 972386
>> [_] Cat Tennis !qUuDrBkEqs 972402 classic f/f
>> [_] Anon 972403 Poke in there, bro!
>> [_] Anon 972414 makes me cry everytime
>> [_] Anon 972422 1. What's the music? 2. Is his wife having sex with someone else, or just dancing?
>> [_] Anon 972426 >># 9 to 5. And that's slowpoke sex you were just watching. Or at least, slowbro/slowpoke sex.
>> [_] Anon 972429 >># >>9 to 5. More detail please.
>> [_] Anon 972435 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9YwyfX33 LU It's called "My Baby Takes The Morning Train" according to that, but I was sure it was "9 to 5". I don't know. Doesn't really matter.
>> [_] Anon 972445 i <3 this loop.
>> [_] Anon 972457 Moral of the story? ALL FEMALES ARE CHEATING WHORES!
>> [_] Anon 972476 >># My baby takes the morning train He works from 9 to 5 and then He takes another home again To find me waiting for him I don't know why but there's something kind of sweet about that image.

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[_] [L] Anon 946351
>> [_] Anon 946378 i couldnt stop watching this for some reason i watched it for like 10 minutes straight
>> [_] Anon 946484 I bet that baby slowpoke isn't his. :(
>> [_] Anon 946499 this is my life...

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[_] [L] Anon 938666
>> [_] Anon 938750 poor bastard...

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[_] [L] Anon 929953
>> [_] Anon 930020 i dont get it
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 930022 MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN!
>> [_] Anon 930026 >># still dont get it :3
>> [_] Anon 930033 Poor slow poke. What a sucky life.
>> [_] Anon 930072 >># He's kinda slow. As in slow to catch on that his wife is cheating on him?

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[_] [L] Anon 924987
>> [_] Anon 925036 Poor Slowpoke.
>> [_] Anon 925177 Poke in there, Bro!

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[_] [G] SlowPoked Anon 878867 Yup that pretty much sums it up. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 878871 Why is Slowbro humping Slowsis?
>> [_] Anon 878881 Pokemon or not this flash made me lol. The song of choice was perfect.
>> [_] Anon 878884 >># Thats the boss doing his wife.
>> [_] Anon 878938 /r/ing more like this
>> [_] Anon 878998 what's the song called?
>> [_] Anon 879030 fucking awesome
>> [_] Anon 879073 >># Morning Train. I don't remember who it's by. it's a classic.. easy to find.
>> [_] Anon 879172 amazing

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[_] [L] Anon 831457 I love this loop I watched it for nearly 10 minutes one time. Post moar good loops if you have them. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 831460 this loop makes me lol every time.
>> [_] Anon 831468 Right you are. :)
>> [_] Anon 831516 ah damn it now this tune is stuck in my head.
>> [_] Anon 831602 I like this one too. Only on my computer, it has a good filename: "Futility of Life - Slowpoke Edition.swf" Yep. Also, this is me. Except I don't have a wife and kids.
>> [_] Anon 831608 poor slowpoke
>> [_] Anon 831645 >># Shouldn't rename flashes. There are a few exceptions, but this isn't one of them.
>> [_] Anon 831690 What's the song name? I KNOW I've heard it before, but I can't place it.