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[_] [G] /ck/ 867267 Dear /f/, /ck/ brings you an x-mas gift Enjoy Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 867273 Fucking /Peta/fags.
>> [_] Anon 867276 This is stupid, TOFU HAVE FAMILYS TOO!
>> [_] Anon 867286 Can Peta get sued because of this?
>> [_] Anon 867288 >># bring it to nintendo's attention...
>> [_] /b/tards are /re/tards.Go /f/aggots. 867289 Dear /f/u/ck/ brings you an x-mas gift Enjoy
>> [_] Anon 867305 To counter this faggotry, I am hereby establishing P.E.D.A.: People who Eat Delicious Animals. Who's with me?!
>> [_] CACTUAR 867306 WTF?
>> [_] Anon 867313 THIS GAME IS AWESOME!
>> [_] CACTUAR 867315 how about we go to king gyros and get a delicious pita
>> [_] Anon 867316 >># God, yet again, every word that comes out of this guy's mouth is irrelevant newfaggotry.
>> [_] Anon 867317 >># Stop posting.
>> [_] CACTUAR 867319 oh comon, theres no way he can be as bad as me. GTFO FAGGOTS!
>> [_] Anon 867332 I support People eating tasty animals
>> [_] Anon 867334 PETA - Damaging the credibility of animal rights activism since 1980.
>> [_] Anon 867358 This is pretty ironic coming from the People for Extortion, Terror and Abuse. Regardless I'd prefer abused turkey over bean curds and drywall anyway.
>> [_] Anon 867370 >># It's a parody. Nintendo can't do anything. I would love to see them address it, though.
>> [_] Anon 867374 >># >># Already been done, go search on Kotaku for it.
>> [_] CACTUAR 867376 i never knew that eggs bleed.
>> [_] Anon 867394 If newfags are so hot to protest shit that goes against the norm, why don't they have a "slaughter your own meal sit-in" in front of a peta building? Do it for the lulz people, real life trolling makes you 1337.
>> [_] Anon 867398 ok please let me know if peta fags really do look at a cooked turkey and see a piece of boiled flesh cause i see good eats.
>> [_] Anon 867405 that turkey is fucking delicious
>> [_] Anon 867409 Just found these links over on /an/ Turns out that PeTA kills 97% of the animals they take in... they saved only 12 dogs in all of 2006. $30 MILLION budget, 12 dogs saved, thousands killed. http://borderwars.blogspot.com/2008/01/p etas-deadliest-year.html http://borderwars.blogspot.com/2007/12/p eta-puts-out.html PeTA not only doesn't want you to eat meat, they want your pets dead too.
>> [_] Anon 867416 >># SUE THE BASTARDS NINTENDO!!!
>> [_] Anon 867419 FOR EVERY ANIMAL THAT PETA DOESN'T EAT, MY FRIENDS AND I WILL EAT 10. I'm not kidding. We will eat 10 for every animal that isn't eaten...or we'll at least buy 10 and give them to homeless people.
>> [_] sage Anon 867422 I CAME BUCKETS
>> [_] Anon 867423 Cooking Mama is my kind of woman
>> [_] Anon 867425 >># you have to eat 10x the number of existing animals... might as well divide by zero
>> [_] Anon 867427 >># Good lord. This whole flash is saying that "KILLING AN ANIMAL IS GROSS". Of course it is, dumbfucks. Stop watching Disney movies.
>> [_] Anon 867429 >># Shut the fuck up faggot. I'm never gonna stop buying and eating meat. ANIMALS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS. THEY'RE NOT HUMAN. FUCK ANIMALS. THEY TASTE DELICIOUS. I WILL EAT THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FUCK PETA. FUCK ANIMALS. I LIKE TURKEY. I LIKE BACON. I LIKE HAM. I LIKE EVERYTHING.
>> [_] Anon 867431 my research shows that vegans taste better then omnivores
>> [_] Anon 867433 Fuck if it is coked and meaty looking and tastes good I will eat it. even if it was my little sister.
>> [_] Anon 867442 >># Retard, he didn't even say anything related to that. Peta won't eat any animals, therefore the number of animals currently existence would have to be multiplied by 10 for you to eat them all. Therefore, you cannot complete the task you claimed you would. Dumbass... Anyway, about your caps lock rant, I have no idea why you're so fired up, probably because you're a 13 year old "internet bad ass," but have you ever actually watched a video of what goes on in a slaughterhouse? I mean, I hate peta like most people, and I don't think that just killing animals is wrong; it's the natural order of things. But when there's fucking thousands of them crammed into cages, huge containers of heads, a lake of blood and feces/urine by the truckloads, you have to admit that's more than a little gross. And please keep in mind that humans are animals as well, just vastly superior to most on the intellectual scale.
>> [_] Anon 867445 Worth it, just for the Mama Kills Animals wallpaper.
>> [_] Anon 867460 >># ironically peta believes killing and eating animals should be a crime yet kill many themselves and dont get arrested, while if we kill and eat a single peta member we would go to jail....... thats how fucked up 'justice' is.
>> [_] Anon 867462 Peta Games sucks ass. Time for Nintendo to sue them.
>> [_] Anon 867478 they cant be sued for this, you relly believe that? ps. peta sucks, brainwashin children etc, they are making the planet worse
>> [_] Anon 867506 the egg's bled when you cracked them...
>> [_] Anon 867507 Yes, yes, just because humans only started slaughtering animals for food only a hundred years ago.
>> [_] Anon 867510 Well, nice game. I enjoyed slaughtering the turkey, but that tofu made me sad inside... Poor innocent tofu... Oh and "take the pledge to be a veg". Fuck them, I want to kill a few turkeys right now.
>> [_] Anon 867523 I would cook her turkey, if you know what I mean.
>> [_] Anon 867531 ok seriously now. Human beings are the fucking dominant species on the planet, and probably will be until the day i die. Some day we may have to answer to the way we 'treat' animals, but i dont give two fucks about that at all. Im going to enjoy my brutally murdered turkey every christmas and thanksgiving. Bon Apetite petafags!
>> [_] Anon 867535 >># Just don't visit them, so you wouldn't have to eat tofu turkey (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU -)
>> [_] Anon 867539 I lol'd at the bleeding eggs, idk about you but my turkey doesn't look that sloppy when I'm done, I think momma need some lessons
>> [_] Anon 867540 I'm quite certain the dude who made this bs flash for peta has even got to see a turkey killed for himself. First of all, if you ever want your turkey meal without blood remain in its tissue, the chicken must be bled to death. All the time. Your moma must be a horrible cook if it's still bloody like that when she's plucking the animal. Second, why the fk would anyone, baring vegetarians, would want to eat brown colored tofu instead of real turkey. I dont want that kind of bonus. And finally, peta about vhemt. Do you know that ethical treatment to livestock mean that you have to pay MORE for the same turkey and/or the turkey selling corp would have to profit LESS? What kind ethic these guys spawn from to make them to think less of other human fellows? Or even WANT to force your shit down other's throat, even.
>> [_] Anon 867541 >># peta is about as dumb as vhemt. Sorry for the typo
>> [_] Anon 867542 >># Try eating a human... I bet their delicious too :3 FUCK HUMANS. THEY TASTE DELICIOUS. I WILL EAT THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
>> [_] Anon 867543 Mama is so hot in this flash, I'd fuck her silly...if you know what I mean.
>> [_] HUMANS! Anon 867544 humans are better taken care of than animals... they taste a lot better! :D Manimals!
>> [_] Anon 867549 Mama looks pretty brainwashed at the end.. Her fucking bobblehead is shaking like she's trying to kill herself or at least rattle her brains into a coma. HEY PETA FAGGOTS. EXPLAIN THE THIRD TOOTH FROM THE MIDDLE ON THE TOP AND BOTTON ROWS! IT SURE ISN'T FOR EATING PLANTS.
>> [_] Anon 867553 >># But humans aren't the only animals that PETA wants to turn into vegans. That's why they kill cats - obligate carnivores - by feeding them a malnutritive diet. That being said, factory farming really is nothing short of psychopathic. Buy free-range poultry instead (it tastes better and is better for you anyways), and try to know just where your meat is coming from. It's not just for the animals - it's for you too, unless you actually like consuming second hand growth hormones, antibiotics, and in some nasty cases prions (ie: BSE/mad cow disease).
>> [_] Anon 867554 >># It's called "canine". There are plants tough enough to make use of them. The ability to digest meat is somewhere further down your digestion system though, if you are trying to use that as an excuse to consume moar meat. I know I am.
>> [_] Anon 867558 >># That remind me of an english teacher I met in Singapore who take pictures of free-range ducks and chicken, finding it a strange phenomenon.
>> [_] Anon 867559 >># Forgot my sage
>> [_] Anon 867560 >># Oh, whoops.
>> [_] Anon 867561 >># Yup. Say, where does Asian Bird Flu come from again...?
>> [_] Anon 867567 >># Prolly the same place where the spanish flu came from? Srsly, aside from BSE which's direct, unavoidable result of our conduct, any sorts of endemic virus could stem up from virtually anything. Like say, visiting the zoo.
>> [_] Anon 867576 I"M BUYING ALL THE COOKING MAMA GAMES
>> [_] Anon 867587 Fuck if this isn't the funniest goddamn game on the interbutt.
>> [_] Anon 867591 >># cannibals say that adults taste like beef, and toddlers and babies taste like fish, and adults also are rather stringy
>> [_] Anon 867600 I admit, some ways of producing meat are cruel, but the human race could not have come this far in evolution without the sacrifice of countless juicy meatbags. On a side note, I wonder how human flesh tastes ... cooked of course. Perhaps when human cloning becomes legal there will be a chance ... who knows.
>> [_] Anon 867626 >># Like pork, supposedly. Hence the term, "long pork."

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[_] [G] Cooking Mama: PETA Edition Anon 852460 Hell yes mutilate the shit out of that turkey.
>> [_] Anon 852465 lol
>> [_] Anon 852470 Ha, this is a laugh. I LOVE SLAUGHTERING ANIMALS
>> [_] Anon 852471 makes me want to raise my own turkeys to slaughter, pluck, and eat. Also, that PeTA Mama is batshit crazy.
>> [_] Anon 852473 too cute angry mama!
>> [_] Anon 852477 I was promised mama loving the turkey, this flash does not deliver.
>> [_] Anon 852478 Lawl, PETA has never prepared an animal. Also, wtf, blood and feathers don't come out of eggs.
>> [_] Anon 852481 I don't believe it. They seriously made this. Those animals!
>> [_] Anon 852483 I LOL'd. Then I googled Penn & Teller's Bullshit, PETA edition. I LOL'd a LOT more, fucking hypocritical fuckers can't even make a halfway decent game!
>> [_] Anon 852487 i belong to PETA too, the People for the Eating of Tasty Aminals :P
>> [_] Anon 852488 Man. I totally wanna fuck yandere Mama. She looks so crazy HOT.
>> [_] Anon 852491 Even sane PeTA Mama is incorrect, though. "Don't give up"? What the fuck is that? She's supposed to go satanic. DON'T WORRY. MAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAA WILLLLLLL FIIIIIXXXXXXXX THAAAAAAT FOR YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSDHGFJLHKFJFHJHFKHFSJHS FpraisebeelzebubLASDRAAAAAAAAAAHJJJJJJJJJ JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ JJHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and then you cry yourself to sleep for failing the dark lords.
>> [_] Anon 852503 you sure post this a lot peta is aweful, brainwashes children etc.
>> [_] Anon 852511 here is another extremely well-done brainwashing game by peta: http://swfchan.com/9/44004/?PETAKiDS_com _Games_Play_the_Super_Chick_Sisters_Ga.swf
>> [_] Anon 852513 This game is supposed to make me NOT want to kill a turkey? I don't think it's working.
>> [_] Anon 852514 Yay! I made Mama love turkeys! ... ... Wh.. what the hell?! Where's the [H]? I don't see any turkey lovin'!
>> [_] Anon 852520 I wonder if PETA realizes they only made this game seem even more awesome
>> [_] Anon 852553 can you say "LAWSUIT!" ?
>> [_] Anon 852555 god damn i hate peta, they're a bunch of uneducated faggot vegans
>> [_] Anon 852567 "Because of you, Mama loves animals. And thanksgiving is ruined due to shitty tofu bullshit."
>> [_] Anon 852569 One step closer to bestiality.
>> [_] Anon 852575 Adding PETA's 2007 numbers to the mix, we can now document that the group has put down over 19,200 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens. While it's possible that some of these animals were too broken or sick to be rehabilitated, humane societies in Virginia managed to save an average of nearly 65 percent of their animals in 2007. PETA found adoptive homes for less than 1 percent.
>> [_] Anon 852576 We are a vegetarian household and we hate peta.
>> [_] Anon 852577 god i love this game first thing PETA have put out that i liked
>> [_] Anon 852580 Goddamn PeTa fags. Can't even get their 'facts' straight.
>> [_] Anon 852581 Somebody seriously needs to make "Badass Mama: Mama Kills Everything" using the exact same crazy mama, and the final boss will be Tofu Mama.
>> [_] Anon 852582 >># >"Badass Mama: Mama Kills, Cooks, and Eats Everything" RAAAARRRROMNOMNOMRARRR
>> [_] Anon 852583 RULE 34 ON COOKING MAMA, IT MUST BE DONE. GO FOURTH INTERNET, SPREAD YOUR SEED.
>> [_] Anon 852588 i wonder if they realize that they made the game more fun?
>> [_] OP !gbhGyc1oMY 852589 >># haha oh wow
>> [_] Anon 852593 I own chickens, they eat their own shit, living in it doesn't bother them.
>> [_] Anon 852596 Wii: Cooking Mama Cook Off - "Beef in Wine Sauce" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CaHPMPck cE I didnt realize that this PETA game is a parody of a real game. Didn't know that until a friend pointed it out for me just now. Funny. (Game looks awesome btw!!)
>> [_] Anon 852599 >># DURHUHUHRHRRHR
>> [_] Anon 852600 I came
>> [_] Anon 852601 I am a vegetarian and I hate the hell out of PETA.
>> [_] Anon 852604 i love animals they go well with mash a a nice bisto gravy
>> [_] Anon 852606 Is that supposed to be the most fun I´ve had in my life?
>> [_] Anon 852620 I'm a veggy but this is just bullshit lol XD
>> [_] Anon 852622 Someone is going to get sued.
>> [_] Anon 852623 I don't know why, but angry mama holding a bloody knife is fucking HOT!
>> [_] Anon 852633 >># but he came FIFTH instead and failed at spelling
>> [_] Anon 852638 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 852652 This is LOLable. That ending Cooking Mama picture is SO KAWAII!
>> [_] Anon 852654 http://www.aerisdies.com/cats/cat4231img 4.html >># Anon delivers. >># Here's inspiration. Get started.
>> [_] Anon 852668 >># haha i lold >># http://orz.4chan.org/d/imgboard.html once you click it you never come back
>> [_] Anon 852671 there's no such thing as vegetarians
>> [_] Anon 852672 That was fucking fun. Thank you /f/.
>> [_] Anon 852676 I propose we gather a counter-alliance to PETA. PEDA: People for the Eating of Delicious Animals
>> [_] Anon 852697 This just in: killing animals to eat them is wrong.
>> [_] sage Anon 852698 LOL PETA. This flash does nothing but make me hungry - and potentially a little aroused.
>> [_] Anon 852699 Is there some secret to sawing off the neck? Shit's hard. Also, this game has made me fucking hungry.
>> [_] Anon 852715 >># Killing them for fun and sport is completely okay though!
>> [_] Anon 852718 Why can't Cooking Mama actually be like this? I want to chainsaw the heads off of defenseless pigs, not baste a casserole amondine or whatever the fuck Mama makes you do!
>> [_] Anon 852727 >># Protip: Use item SAW repeatedly on NECK to increase cut speed
>> [_] Anon 852738 I LOVE THIS GAME! I'M GONNA GO OUT AND SLAUGHTER A TURKEY RIGHT NOW! THANKS OP!
>> [_] Anon 852744 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 852745 i came
>> [_] Anon 852809 PETA rails turkey in ass so hard they stuff it anyway, and then they don't eat it. WTF?
>> [_] Anon 852811 Im getting tired of people telling me what THEY dont tell me.
>> [_] Anon 852814 INTERNET HATE MACHINE APPROVES OF THIS
>> [_] Anon 852820 PETA: People Effectively Trolling Anon
>> [_] Anon 852826 >># PETA considers all domesticated animals "tainted". They disapprove of any sort of "pet" status, so any previously "owned" animals need to be put out of their misery.
>> [_] Anon 852833 I loved that game until the "momma loves animals" bullshit. wtf?
>> [_] Anon 852840 BRB KFC.