File: jarsquatter.swf-(3.22 MB, 500x375, Porn)
[_] TORN ANUS TUESDAYS Anon 3380829
>> [_] Anon 3380832 Some say the glass never left.

File: LOZ-HQ RUTO.swf-(3.22 MB, 500x375, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2985969
>> [_] Anon 2985974 >># oh hey that reminds me, http://runthegauntlet.org/ lets see how much the summer can handle
>> [_] Anon 2985976 that's fucked up
>> [_] Anon 2985986 I seriously tried watching it for as long as possible. I felt like all the blood in my face was rushing out of his ass. That's when I knew I had to close it.
>> [_] Anon 2985988 >># ...these arent gorey at all though, level 10 was kinda disgusting i guess
>> [_] Anon 2986110 >># same fucking hell
>> [_] nope 2986129 nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>> [_] Anon 2986134 >># Couldn't get past 20, got too angry. There's nobody who doesn't deserve a clean death, fuck animals who would deny someone that.
>> [_] Anon 2986157 >># but anon... there's only 20 levels.
>> [_] Anon 2986175 >># going through them now, not sure exactly what this is saying about me, but I'm at 8 now, and that person was an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2986180 >># Really? I expected there to be more but I guess the last popup that I didn't click would have taken me to the end screen. Oh well. >># Was 8 the one with the escape artist in a bathtub? I felt like that one was such a sad, meaningless waste of life because nobody gives a shit about magic tricks anyway, its not the 1920s anymore
>> [_] Anon 2986191 >># yea, my point is she should of been smart and had supervision
>> [_] Anon 2986199 >># >That's when I knew I had to close it. OH WOW, haven't seen this since 2007.
>> [_] Anon 2986200 >># I think there was an interview with this man were he said that the biggest piece was still inside him and was not recorded. He also never went to the hospital.
>> [_] Anon 2986203 Oh yes, one of the old classics >># it's a miracle he didn't die of peritonitis

File: To_the_Hospital.swf-(3.22 MB, 500x375, Loop)
[_] Hospital on horseback Anon 2838285

File[1guy1jar.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [?] 1 guy 1 jar Anon 1633832 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] fuck damn shit. Dr. Dick 1633844 why would anyone do that?
>> [_] Hmm Dr. Dick 1633876 That wasn't very smart.
>> [_] Anon 1633886 >almost forgot about that vid >click the link >oh god not that again >save file anyway >weirdest boner >fap like crazy >cum buckets >mom comes in my room >she looks at the floor >everybody walks the dinosaur
>> [_] Anon 1633893 I need to read the name of the flash before clicking it.
>> [_] Anon 1633905 Almost clicked this shit. But the images from the last time i watched it flashed in my head. god dammit.
>> [_] Anon 1633911 Dude...
>> [_] Anon 1633917 I saw the guy and the jar and was reminded of a gif I once saw. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
>> [_] Anon 1633945 How could someone stay that calm?
>> [_] Anon 1633948 Such a classic video >># His wife and 2 kids were in the other room, so he did want to make any noise to alert them
>> [_] Anon 1633967 THE SOUND IT MAKES WHEN IT BREAKS THE SOUNDS WHEN HE'S SCRAPING THE GLASS OUT OF HIS ANUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

File[zone_kairi_0.74.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [H] new zone flash /r/ inside Anon 1628623 I'm looking for a flash video that has been posted here before of a woman nailing a fat dude with the biggest strap on dildo I've ever seen while epic music plays in the background.
>> [_] Anon 1628629 i ask myself, why do i come to 4chan anymore... you sir, have reminded me of why i'll never leave
>> [_] Anon 1628631 >># found it on swfchan http://swfchan.com/17/84757/?just+howlin .swf
>> [_] Anon 1628632 Is this it? http://swfchan.com/17/84757/?just+howlin .swf
>> [_] Anon 1628635 Thank you so much, I couldn't remember the name of the vid.

File[jarsquatter.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [H] Mind where you sit. Anon 1405703 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1405759 Old.
>> [_] Anon 1405769 that is so shitty o.O lmao
>> [_] Anon 1405803 I'll let the name say it all. (out)
>> [_] Anon 1405817 THE PROPHECY IS FORTOLD THIS IS DESTINED TO HAPPEN TO ALL FAGGOTS
>> [_] Anon 1405884 Oh dear.
>> [_] HARDPENIS 1405887 what the... fuck, the blood still is congealing when that fucker's trying to pull the shards from his rectum...
>> [_] Anon 1405889 >># Which is exFUCKINGZACTLY the reason I said "I'll let the name say it all," and didn't even bother opening it.
>> [_] Anon 1405901 oh... my god...
>> [_] Anon 1405934 I am always amazed at the calm composure this guy has when shit goes bad. Like: "Ok, jar bruck in my asshole. Get the glass out. No time to panic." Fuck that, I'd be flipping out.
>> [_] Anon 1405937 >># This. The silence he keeps till the end is almost more creepy than the rest

File[1guy1jar.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [L] （´・ω・｀） anonymous 1379090 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] OP 1379092 INTERNAL BLEEDING IS HOT AS FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1379097 the guy was all like, go in, jar but the jar was all like nah XD
>> [_] Anon 1379103 i came buckets
>> [_] Anon 1379109 WELL THEN.
>> [_] Anon 1379122 Here's a lesson to be learned. DON'T STICK DANGEROUS OBJECTS INTO YOUR RECTUM. BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN
>> [_] Anon 1379126 This is why you don't stick things that big up your ass. >_< I have to wonder how the fuck he didn't end up screaming with all the blood, or after it puncturing, jesus fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1379138 World, population 1000034351261 idiots wait 1000034351260 idiots.
>> [_] Anon 1379156 >># >># newfag: he lived, and he did another video involving a screwdriver, go to efukt. also: theres no problem sticking large objects up your poopchute if its trained for it/reasonably sized objects. however, glass jars and hollow objects in general have a habit of collapsing. and when glass collapses... well...
>> [_] Anon 1379168 Blood in your stool? lol
>> [_] Anon 1379184 My thoughts while watching: Ohgod Ohgod that thing's going to break inside hi-OHGOD IT DID BREAK!
>> [_] Anon 1379191 uh, that has gotten so lame. I disapprove. Get me something crueler.
>> [_] Anon 1379317 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU His ass looked gross to begin with, sledge hammer next.
>> [_] Anon 1379358 Remenber, glass is not to good for ass
>> [_] Anon 1379361 >># Actually he did an interview with some blogthing after the video circulated. He said he didn't scream because he had to focus every part of his willpower not to tense up. He knew that if he did, the glass would have only been stabbed deeper and could have been fatal. I wonder if that is a shaolin talent. Motherfucker has willpower.
>> [_] Anon 1379411 I cant believe i live in the same town as this sick fuck
>> [_] Anon 1379424 >># Really?! Meet up IRL and ask to fist him. I bet that'd be very funny. Record and upload somewhere.
>> [_] Anon 1379426 It scare me that, you can hear everything, but he doesn't screams
>> [_] Anon 1379429 I was like OHGODOHGOD (cringe) SHITITSGONNABRAKE (cover my mouth in fear) JESCRISTICAN'T (turn off) shit, I'm big pussy.
>> [_] Anon 1379456 >># This flash? Forgivable.
>> [_] Anon 1379479 i think this should be a new punishment for rapists and paedophiles, stick a jar up thier ass and then kick them in the gut until it breaks inside then tell them they are free to go if they can walk to the nearest payphone to get help.
>> [_] OP 1379484 >># Fuck you for associating rapists with pedophiles. Rape is horrible and violent but more violence doesn't make it right. Meanwhile pedophiles actually love children more than retarded christfags who would suppress the children's sexuality. Fun fact: children only think sex with children is wrong because they are told so, children that aren't or that can be de-brainwashed like playing the sex game. Even though they may develop a huge trauma complex as adults due to loving and caring anti-pedos telling them they have gone through something horrible and should feel bad. Also, kids are sexy and you would have sex with one for the fun if you could get away with it. Prove me rong
>> [_] Anon 1379507 sex is fun for you and me, when it's done in zero-g. but what can be a tragedy is visiting the lavatory!
>> [_] Anon 1379524 >># >Paedophiles Britfag. >Edit: Newfags can't edit! :O
>> [_] Anon 1379558 jar + ass = NOOOOO!
>> [_] Anon 1379561 >># Yes I should listen to you. You seem like a professional pedophile.
>> [_] Anon 1379564 holy fire piss!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1379601 How did he think that there would possibly be any thing good that could come out of doing something like that. But he is taking it like a man, i would have screamed and an heroed.

File :[Zone_Aisha.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [H] Anon 970852 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 970854 Thanks!
>> [_] Anon 970871 your a lier
>> [_] Anon 970873 >># but its sooooo much better no?
>> [_] Anon 970895 >># it certainly is
>> [_] Anon 970956 That was kind of funny
>> [_] Anon 970980 HELP!!!!
>> [_] Anon 970985 Should make it cut straight to the jar breaking and use some hackery to make the window unclosable.
>> [_] Anon 970989 I fainted it was so good
>> [_] Anon 971018 is it healthy to lose that much blood?
>> [_] Anon 971052 >># Thank you, been looking all over for this flash since my old comp died and I couldn't remember the name for a search. What's the original filename anyway? >># That wasn't a whole whole lot of blood. I'd be more worried about the lacerations inside my fucking anus. Course, I wouldn't be enough of a goddamned idiot to stick a hollow, breakable jar up my ass...
>> [_] Anon 971056 >># The original file name is jarsquatter.swf I wouldn't so much say he's an idiot as he's crazy. He stuck a breakable jar up his ass knowing it would break on purpose...
>> [_] Anon 971057 this has inspired me to press the little x button on my browser window, thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 971090 wait wait wait. so was this a mishap or was there intent to destroy?
>> [_] CAustin !!0/l4G2gi9Cp 971106 >># I wouldn't so much say he's an idiot as he's crazy. He stuck a breakable jar up his ass knowing it would break on purpose... No he didn't. He went into a mild state of shock after it first broke. If you watch the full video (taken from 1guy-1cup.com) you'll hear him scream in horror at the very end. For some reason that part was cut out of the video posted here. They used to have a FAQ on the website explaining all the details of the video, including what happened afterward, but the website only seems to have the video now.
>> [_] Anon 971168 That must have hurt like hell, lol
>> [_] Anon 971172 >># He is crazy and stupid, supposedly does it on purpose with later attempts.

File :[jarsquatter.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [H] 1guy1jar Anon 957869 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 957870 I don't get it. I mean, really, what was he going after here? What was his goal?
>> [_] Anon 957876 FFFFFFUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 957881 lol poor guy
>> [_] Anon 957883 WHAT THE FUCK I DONT EVEN
>> [_] Anon 957886 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>> [_] Anon 957897 2 girls one cup | | | One guy One Jar. MEN WIN AGAIN.
>> [_] Anon 957898 "Haha, that's sick! Oh shit. OH SHIT! OW! OWOWOWOW! cant... look... away...... must... remove... eyes"
>> [_] Anon 957902 ITT: Newfags have never seen 1guy1jar
>> [_] Anon 957908 LOL! ROTFWPMP! But cool guy I wuld have passed out... O_o
>> [_] Anon 957925 Hey, I can do that FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU
>> [_] Anon 957933 Why would you do that?!
>> [_] Anon 957945 lmao this is some funny shit!!1!1OnE!1 /r/ MOAR LIEK THIS!
>> [_] Anon 957954 Oh god the blood, the glass, it just won't stop, and in the background... Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick
>> [_] Anon 957968 3 Men 1 Hammer is way better
>> [_] Anon 958011 >># laughed my ass off
>> [_] Anon 958015 HOT
>> [_] Anon 958019 IT DOESN'T END
>> [_] Anon 958030 >># pleasure. you couldn't figure that out?
>> [_] Anon 958057 >># There are toys for that, this guy was just an asshole to his asshole
>> [_] Anon 958063 and I was just about to try this, thanks for the flash
>> [_] Anon 958064 Good luck tring to explain it to the doctors
>> [_] Anon 958072 >># still, he did it for pleasure. you dont think he know there are toys "for that"?
>> [_] Anon 958081 >># Maybee he liek pain?

File :[1guy1jar.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [L] OH GOD WHAT IS THIS Gentleman Jim Stacey !TRiPFAG.zo 949321 FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 949327 Haven't checked /b/ in the last few months?
>> [_] Anon 949332 Next time use the new plastic bottles. The glass ones are a pain in the ass to open, EH?
>> [_] Anon 949334 Oh my....I never actually bothered to look at this before.... Oh my god, I think my anus started bleeding just from watching that!....
>> [_] Anon 949345 omg.... that.. looks... *fapfapfapfapfap*
>> [_] !qrsH8Y4roM 949353 how is this a [L]? Also, old content is old >># More like half a year.
>> [_] Anon 949361 needs moar HOLY SHIT YYYYYAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 949363 bump
>> [_] Anon 949464 MY ANUS, IS BLEEDING!
>> [_] Anon 949475 Ummm....who else things this is fake, either that dude has done it plenty of times to not freak the fuck out, or it has to be fake.
>> [_] Anon 949494 ITS OLD IS WHAT THAT IS

File :[lolzumbunder.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [L] Sofuckin hot lol Anon 944899
>> [_] Anon 944904 Was that blood pouring out of him? And maybe it's just me, but have you noticed in all these weird sexual videos, the guys always have funky looking weiners?
>> [_] Anon 944910 >># Seeing how the jar is empty, yes, that is blood pouring out of him.
>> [_] Anon 944931 There's something I don't get about this video. Well okay, there's many things I don't get about this video, but in particular I don't understand how it came into circulation. "Dayum, that was funny, the way I severely lacerated my colon! I think I'm gonna go post my epic fail on 4chan once the bleeding stops!"
>> [_] Anon 944933 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 944953 wow that seemed too real to be fake, i wish i could say i never have seen a man dig glass out of his anus while huge amounts of blood poured out but... i cant
>> [_] Anon 944994 this is pretty hot
>> [_] Anon 945041 I have seen this before, its called one guy one one jar, and it is real, the man in the video died from massive infection. lol fail
>> [_] Anon 945116 is that the size of the average male dick? MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
>> [_] Anon 945118 this shits old. you guys must be pretty slow to now know this. Btw op, your file name sucks balls, Try something more accurate like 1 guy 1 jar. ((or cup, if you want))

File :[1guy1jar.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [?] In my butthole Broken glass 929239 Enjoy this bit of /f/ucked up history.
>> [_] Anon 929245 Old, it wasn't even bad when it came out, only thing bad that made it disturbing was he doesn't flinch, like it didn't effect him at all.
>> [_] Anon 929246 >># That's because he knows that he's dead.
>> [_] Anon 929269 OH GOD, OWWWWWWWWWW Still... lol.
>> [_] Anon 929301 DOCTOR DOCTOR, GIMME THE NEWS I GOT A BAD CASE OF...broken glass a few inches up inside of my rectum and a really weird, deformed slug looking penis.
>> [_] Anon 929311 First time I've seen this. I laughed through the whole thing. It can't be real, but if it were I'd laugh even harder.
>> [_] Anon 929315 >># Its real. The guy got some kind of bacterial infection in his intestines because of how far he pushed the glass up into his ass when trying to dig it out and he died a week after this.
>> [_] Anon 929316 >># Not necessarily. If he got to a hospital fast enough he could have survived it.
>> [_] Anon 929317 >># When your intestines are that ripped up and theres that much blood coming out of your ass, theres no stopping the bacteria from the poop getting into your bloodstream. And after that, its all gravy baby.
>> [_] Anon 929318 fake.
>> [_] Anon 929319 And this kids is why you don't put glass up your anus.
>> [_] Anon 929355 The whole time watching this I was thinking, "that's gonna shatter. Use plastic." Bet now he wishes he would've splurged that $50 on the extra large butt plug.

File :[jarsquatter.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [H] A question The Intrigued 916782 Dear 4chaners, which of the following is the very most definition of Interent to you: 1guy1jar 2girls1cup 2guys1horse 2girls1finger Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 916786 none of the above, the correct answer is 7 guy 7 horse 7 jar 7 girl 7 7
>> [_] Anon 916788 7 niggers 1 op
>> [_] Anon 916804 Women niggers?
>> [_] Anon 916807 >># >Dear 4channers, which of the following is the very most definition of Interent to you: >very most definition of Interent to you: >of Interent to you: >Interent Wat?
>> [_] Anon 916809 None of the above, the correct answer is "Shake That Bear".
>> [_] Anon 916814 Seriously, how is he not screaming like a fucking baby after something like that?
>> [_] Anon 916816 I can tell that he is a russian sysadmin.
>> [_] Anon 916843 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! MY ANUS...IS BLLEDING! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
>> [_] Anon 916856 >># shock, also screaming would be counterproductive as most people involuntarily tighten their anal muscles when they yell (sympathetic to abdominal muscles)
>> [_] Anon 916860 the answer is none of the above. we all know that the internet is a series of tubes.
>> [_] Anon 916862 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK I lol'ed at the first part, but when the jar broke... O_O
>> [_] Anon 916875 He likely died a few hours later of internal bleeding
>> [_] Anon 916881 Don't put glass in your ass. Bah dum tsh.
>> [_] The Warp !JpnUTrf.3g!!bDkfMyS4JZx 916892 I came.
>> [_] Anon 916904 Oh my god
>> [_] Anon 916906 This is the only shock video that's ever made me feel awful, I mean god imagine glass in your anus holy fucking shit how would you get it out.
>> [_] Anon 916917 i have the utmost respect for that man
>> [_] Anon 916923 How do you explain that when you get to the hospital, anyway? "Uh... I tripped and fell on it."
>> [_] Anon 916928 >># Swear to God. A Catholic priest was admitted into the hospital a few months ago, from the Vatican. He had an apple stuffed up his anus. When questioned, he said 'I was putting drapes up on my window and I fell backwards onto the table, and I fell on top of it.' When asked why he was naked while putting the drapes up, he had no response. But he maintained through out the questioning 'I was not playing sex games.'
>> [_] Anon 916929 >># HAHAHA This is funny shit. He was trying to dig the broken glass out of his bleeding shithole. Epic.
>> [_] Anon 916940 >># For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 916952 >># haha
>> [_] Anon 916954 >># haha again. almost tempted to make an edit with that dubbed in there
>> [_] Anon 916955 >># haha o wow. three lol's in the same thread, what gives?
>> [_] Anon 916958 >># Even better one. Well, not better, but still funny. A chick 'claims' she was getting out of the shower and fell backwards onto the side of her tub, and in doing so she ended up forcing an entire can of hairspray STRAIGHT up her ass. She went to the hospital for it, and news got out all over the place. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new s/article2105253.ece Heres the story of it.
>> [_] Elle Lowell 917023 >># I have to agree.. he did not once cry, whimper or anything.. he stayed calm. Not even a whimper. But I also have to admit he's fucking stupid for doing that.
>> [_] Anon 917034 Nigga, don't you know you drug up befow you shove glass up your ass hole?

File :[jarsquatter.swf] - (3.22 MB)
[_] [?] One Guy One Cup... flash version. Anon 857974
>> [_] Anon 857978 you suck
>> [_] !EkPIibv7ls 857995 the first thing i thought when i saw this was "that's gonna suck..." i like the sound of the bits of glass as he tries to fish them out of his ass
>> [_] anonymous furry 858011 Its actually funny in a sick way to watch this dumbass try to shove a jar up his ass and then fish the broken pieces out. Intelligence: Epic Level Retard
>> [_] Anon 858015 Butthurt.
>> [_] Anon 858023 fuck i dont know why i watched this. i saw the screenshot and thought, "im not goind to click this". then i did anyway. i must say im impressed over how quiet and calm he is. also LOL butthurt >># butthurt
>> [_] Anon 858033 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>> [_] anonymous furry 858034 i never saw 2G1C but heard it was disgusting beyond reason so when i heard about 1G1C I heard it would be the same but this is fucking hilarious. /r/ 2 girls 1 cup. Killboner and Butthurt canceled each other out.
>> [_] Anon 858037 Pwned
>> [_] Anon 858048 Poor guy
>> [_] Anon 858073 I accidentally a whole jar.
>> [_] Anon 858138 OHGODWHY
>> [_] anonymous furry 858142 >># >># don't feel sorry for the retard
>> [_] Anon 858158 Why not call 911? Too busy picking glass outta your butt?
>> [_] Anon 858179 >># >># OLD FAGS DETECTED! WINNAR! >># >># Obviously not old fags...
>> [_] Anon 858183 >># anon delivered
>> [_] Anon 858198 thats alot of ass blood
>> [_] Anon 858201 /r/ Mr. Hands
>> [_] Anon 858216 cannot unsee
>> [_] Anon 858219 I believe it's a statement about Western society during times of economic struggle. If the market (anal sphincter) presses hard enough against the populace / consumers (the jar), the jar shatters, lacerating the anus and causing it to bleed all over, until all the shards are pulled out, the anus heals, and the jar is put back together / a new jar is found.
>> [_] Anon 858244 WHY! When does it ever seem like a good idea to put glass in your ass?
>> [_] Anon 858252 >># LOLLLL