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[_] [L] 1st video is how you die Synonymous !SYNONymDuY 06/26/11(Sun)12:13 No.1528899
roll4death
The first video that plays is at random. That video is how you will die.
I get killed trying to rape a cross-dressing boxer. Fucking typical.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:17 No.1528902
I died because I used a carrot to masturbate, but a sharp edge on the carrot cut the inside of my
vaginal wall, sending an air embolism to my heart.
I'm a guy.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)12:19 No.1528903
>>1528902
Change "vaginal" to "anal" and it works.
Why are you shoving carrots in your ass?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)16:04 No.1528948
my video didn't play, only the audio worked, but it was called funny-boned
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)16:07 No.1528949
none of the fucking videos even work in my country. what a piece of shit, next time include the
fucking videos in the flash or something you gimp
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)16:13 No.1528952
>>1528949
Well someone's a little butthurt.
I was assassinated with a laser violin... fuck yeah.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)17:32 No.1528964
How do people get footage of some of these?
My first was a mouse eating through my eyes out through my brain, which THEY said is one of the
most gruesome deaths you can have, since you feel EVERYthing.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)17:34 No.1528965
My friend and I, being the terrorists that we are, rigged a bomb to explode an hour in the
future, but we forgot it was daylight savings time and immediately blew ourselves up.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)17:41 No.1528966
>>1528965
#29 at 1:36. Fucking amazing.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)17:48 No.1528970
I'm going to hurl myself at a glass window repeatedly to impress chicks until the glass breaks
and I fall to my death?
Awesome?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)20:09 No.1529011
Apparently I'm going to die playing hockey, so I think I'll continue not playing ice hockey.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)20:48 No.1529018
I'm sitting a cat, and I'm allergic to it. So I decide to get drunk and kick the cat, but I slip
on the rug, smack my head on the fireplace floor, become unconscious, and drown in the cat's
water bowl.
>> [_] 06/26/11(Sun)20:54 No.1529020
Kiido,
LOLNOT A GIRL, i'm immortal bitches!
>> [_] Dragon !Dildo3t2rA 06/26/11(Sun)21:02 No.1529026
You guys should watch #84.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)21:10 No.1529030
Severed in half by a semi
BRUTAL
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)21:18 No.1529035
>>1529026
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Nice
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)21:28 No.1529037
>>1529026
What in the name of God...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)22:00 No.1529052
Stupidest fucking show.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)22:09 No.1529055
>>1529052
You're retarded - mentally, socially, and emotionally.
>> [_] GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0 06/26/11(Sun)23:37 No.1529079
My chest asplodes from a fucking meteorite when I'm trying to get laid.
#139
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/11(Sun)23:58 No.1529092
I got 2 lesbians, some edible clothes, and choking I just see one big fetish
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/11(Mon)00:05 No.1529097
im going to be at a party and get shot by a meteorite.
nope. i dont go to parties much. im safe.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/11(Mon)00:23 No.1529107
super duper
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/11(Mon)01:12 No.1529124
>>1529026
NUmber 47 HOLY FUCK WHAT NIGGERDICKS
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/11(Mon)01:17 No.1529129
#140
At first it was like some kind of zany porno film, but....damn. Gross.
