File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 05/30/11(Mon)20:30 No.1517051
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)20:56 No.1517058
How the fuck do you beat the cyber-demon or whatever the fuck it is?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)20:59 No.1517059
Long time no see, Akuma.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:06 No.1517065
why is this shity game giving me a lessen in physis and collage shit
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:07 No.1517066
not a game, plz change the tag
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:09 No.1517068
holy shit it's tutoriel is loooooooonnnnnnggggg :(
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:14 No.1517070
HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST LET ME PLAY THE DAMN GAME YOU FUCKING COCKGUZZLING RETARD
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:16 No.1517071
Still haven't figured how to kill the goddamn boss. Do you guys mind giving me some tips? I press
ctrl and try to get to its other side but the gravity of the planet is too much. Also I can't get
close enough to hit it with my melee weapon.
Should I have chosen the other weapon at the loadout screen? Also can I sprint?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:20 No.1517072
FUCKING AUTOTUNE AND TUTORIAL, 10/10, TROLLED HARD
SAGED, REPORTED, CALLED THE COPS, BOUGHT A GUN, TOOK MARTIAL ARTS COURSES
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:22 No.1517074
>>1517071
>>1517058
Stop samefagging you asshole.
To those of you who are waiting for the game to start, don't. 10/10, massive troll.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:25 No.1517075
Goddamn it. I pressed -> at the beggining at the game and got hit by a missile. Have to press
some kind of combo to make it out of there. Try pressing control and some arrow keys to jump over
the 'helper'.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:27 No.1517076
>>1517074
Can you please give me some tips instead of calling me a faggot.
FOR THE SPIDER KING! ;_:
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:32 No.1517078
>>1517075
The fucking helper is more retarded than all of the rest of the game put together. He just stands
like a retard and stops you from getting away.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:37 No.1517080
WATCH OUT FOR THE GRAVITY
GRAVITY IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:41 No.1517081
Shit last three meteoroids are douches.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:51 No.1517083
IT'S TIEM TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY
PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
PHYSICS IS GONNA PULL OUT A GUN AND SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THE HEAD BAM!
PHYSICS. OH YEEEAAAAHHH OOOOHH!
I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE LOVE TO PHYSICS. GONNA LOVE HER ALL NIGHT LONG.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)21:57 No.1517089
DO IT HARRY DO IT TO WIN.
PUNCH THAT MISSILE RIGHT IN THE FACE.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:04 No.1517095
fuck you steamshovel harry and your unskippable tutorial bullshit
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:06 No.1517098
I hate you so much.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:08 No.1517102
>>1517081
What I've noticed is that when the small meteorites come, you can use them to knock out the
bigger asteroids by using shift.
Also for all not getting it, you can avoid the missile at the beginning of the game by completing
the puzzle mini-game in the tutorial.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:13 No.1517107
Why is the tutorial so fucking long?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:18 No.1517110
Level 3 is fucking unbeatable.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:18 No.1517111
Hahah, okay, saved this shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:23 No.1517113
>>1517110
Need clarification. What do you find difficult? It just goes and gets harder in the later levels.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:36 No.1517116
You are dead, time to go to the beginning of the game where you have to watch the 10 minute long
tutorial again....Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:41 No.1517118
>>1517110
I am assume that you have trouble getting to the anti-grav platform having the phased Gauss-gun
and the fusion detonators. Just jump normally, grab a meteoroid, throw it down to double jump.
Then quickly grab another from near the platform and throw it up to stabilize and to prevent
yourself from being vented and maintain your trajectory.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:44 No.1517119
http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/07/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
Of all the planets all around
In the sky and on the ground
Only one you plainly see
Is just good enough for me
From fair Islington to yonder Perth
We kindly suggest you consider Eaaarrth
Oh medium-sized Earth
of moderate speed and average girth
From mars to mercury
It's still the most livable, you see
With atmosphere, not poison gas
With grazing deer and mountain pass
It's got oceans for swimming, not acid for dying
There's a moon, some grass, lots of water too and more grass
Giant lizards roam the plains
Giant spiders live in caa-a-aves
Over boiling seas
And blood-red sky
Our space police will acidify
Every annoyance and enemy
And be back in time for tea
O Earth of thee we sing
And to Earth's Great Spider King
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)22:56 No.1517128
With atmosphere
Not poison gas
With grazing deer
And poison grass
We'll stand up and we'll sing
To let Earthly freedom ring
And let the Spider King still sti-i-ing
HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING
HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE AAAAAAAAAAANNNNYYYYYTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)23:07 No.1517132
The only thing that I can't beat is the space Dragon in level 5. I guess it requires a gun that I
didn't pick up. The polarizoid is fucken useless and the EM doped plasma gun does no damage
against the dragon.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)23:14 No.1517137
"10/10"
- Anonymous
"Oh god it's like /v/ made a game"
- Anonymous
"Great time waster"
- Anonymous
"Also, level fucking 3 man. What the fuck?"
- Anonymous
"This shit is EPIC"
- Anonymous
"GOTYAY"
- Anonymous
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)23:23 No.1517142
it's probably the same person that posts this every time and he responds to his own trolls to
pretend he is not forever alone
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)23:28 No.1517144
Physics
Oh yeah ohhhh
Ooohhhhhh
I can't wait to make love to physiiiiieecs
Gonna love her all night long.
Forever_Alone.jpg
;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)23:40 No.1517147
Fell asleep during the tutorial. Woke up partway through the National Anthem. Told the game to go
fuck itself.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)23:42 No.1517148
>>1517147
lol i don't even know how to do that. how do you go thorugh the tutorial without clicking each
time?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)00:09 No.1517152
Does this game have a save option? I find it hard to believe that even the hardest games don't
have one.
>No auto-save
>2011
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)00:37 No.1517169
Watch out for that gravity, watch out, watch out.
Gravity, watch out... watch out for that gravity.
Science times mass equals gravity.
Gravity is gonna kill you, Harry.
Gravity is gonna kill you... gravity.
It's time to learn about astronomy.
It's time to learn about astronomy.
It's time to learn about astronomy. Hey...
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Asteroids are smaller than planets.
Asteroids are smaller, wo oh wo oh.
Asteroids are larger than meteorites.
I meant to say meteroids then, wo oh wo oh wo oh wo oh.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
That meteor is gonna kill you, Harry.
Physics are gonna kill you, Harry.
Physics are gonna kill you, Harry!
Physics are gonna kill you, Harry!
It's gonna kill you and make you dead.
Physics gonna pull out a gun.
Shoot you right in the head.
BLAM oh no, look out now! Hey...
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)00:38 No.1517171
Physics.
Oh yeah. Oh...
Oh...
I can't wait to make love... to physics.
Gonna love her all night long.
Making physics love, singing the physics song.
Throw another downwards to double jump.
Or throw it up to not jump as high.
Do it Harry, do it to win.
Punch that missile right in the face.
Punch that missile all over the place.
One two three four, punch that missile!
When we open the door...
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry.
Physics are gonna hunt you down and kill you in the middle of the night.
Physics are gonna hunt you down and make everything all right.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)00:39 No.1517172
OH GOD! I JUST SAT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND DIED WHEN THE ROCKET FELL ON ME!
HOPEY SHIT
10/10
DAMN YOU CYBER AKUMA; MAY YOUR GENETIC SEED BE MUTATED AND CAUSE GENERATIONS OF DEFORMED MUTANTS!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)00:40 No.1517174
Oh look, it's this troll again.
Are trolls really that hard up they have to re-post stuff and samefag in the thread repeatedly?
Oh.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)00:45 No.1517180
>Newfags don't know about steamshovel harry
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)01:22 No.1517197
Are you shitting me, WHY THE FUCK IS THE TUTORIAL SO LONG.
At least the music makes the tutorial bearable.
>> [_] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 05/31/11(Tue)01:24 No.1517199
>>1517174
U Mad Bro?
And no, I'm not samefagging :P
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)01:26 No.1517200
>>1517199
GREATSUCCESS.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)01:36 No.1517202
I'm just surprised there are so many anons who don't know what Steamshovel Harry is. I hadn't
realized it was summer already.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)02:58 No.1517223
The Greatest Game Ever Made, without doubt.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)03:20 No.1517235
In swfchan, it says that there is also an easter egg somewhere. Can anyone confirm for me?
swfchan is down for me at the moment.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/31/11(Tue)04:22 No.1517244
that is some long as hell intro, i dropped that sh** like the plague. this is boring
