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[_] [?] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:06 No.849893
this never gets old
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:13 No.849895
yes, it does, now go die
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:34 No.849903
broke beyond hell
>> [_] Paco 11/18/08(Tue)19:06 No.849914
I done broke this shitty flash.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:34 No.849929
in before flood, and
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)20:27 No.849945
its nice, thank you for posting /saved
>> [_] Vyse 11/18/08(Tue)21:12 No.849958
I think god just told me to be a liar and a loli
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)21:57 No.849975
>God:
>A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to >that correctly.
i came
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)22:02 No.849976
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)22:12 No.849981
did this twice.
First time i forgot to copy paste. But it basically went down like this
Me: o rly?
God: What bothers you?
Me issues
God: What are you wearing?
Me: nothing
God: Most men say that.
SECOND TIME
Me:
o rly?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
k
God:
Hmm.
Me:
adsf
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>> [_] Arachnoristocrat !!FIKs9rk6k0M 11/18/08(Tue)22:59 No.849997
Me:
sup holmes
God:
The stars.
Me:
OH, YOU
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)01:24 No.850035
Me:
There is no god.
God:
How can you be so sure?
Me:
Because I've never seen you..
God:
That makes sense to me. Look for it at the video store.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)01:24 No.850036
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
is there fruit at the end?
God:
There might be.
Me:
what of 124?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
do you love you're mother?
God:
Yes Durandle God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
I hate my mom
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Idk, I just do. I was hoping you could help me understand
God:
I have no idea what to say. Let me think. It's possible.
Me:
Whats possible?
God:
Can be done, known, acquired, selected, used, etc., depending on circumstances.
HUH?!?!?!???
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)01:36 No.850039
after a 10 min wait
Me:
are you able to stop the evils of the world
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)01:44 No.850041
Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Nigger
God:
Hey Nigger.
Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Howdy doo
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A sex machine
God:
Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.
Me:
"adult" what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Read above you damn nigger
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
What document
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
...
God:
No problem.
Me:
............
God:
No problem.
Me:
......................
God:
No problem.
Me:
WOW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Nigger.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:11 No.850045
Me:
wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
about?
God:
" Are you surprised?"? About it?
Me:
come again?
God:
Once more? Do you still ?
Me:
Are you speaking English?
God:
Yes, I am talking English.
Me:
you forgot the "in"
God:
Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
You lost me.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Apparently grammar wasn't your strong point.
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
uh
God:
Next question?
Me:
Are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so god is a machine
God:
So? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
whoa, wait what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Can you make sense?
God:
Yes I can make sense.
Me:
I have yet to see that.
God:
Me either.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:13 No.850047
>>850041
Hah..
I guess the "time to formulate the reply" is really worth it if it comes up with things like that.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:29 No.850052
Me: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me: But what is it? Is it 42?
God: Actually it's 23, not 42.
ROFL!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:37 No.850055
Me:
SILVER CHARIOT
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
SILVER CHARIOT
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
SILVER CHARIOT
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
SILVER CHARIOT
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
SILVER CHARIOT
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:40 No.850056
me: conversation that i think is funny
God: good for you for posting it
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:41 No.850057
Part 1
Me:
How did you get Mary pregnant?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me:
how do i shot web?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
i wish i could
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
how do i had sexual intercourse?
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be
possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
fuck you i dont want to buy shit from u so i have to program god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
nigger
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all
converstaions?
Me:
no but i'm sure u must have lots of fun going over the chats
God:
Are you serious? What makes you so certain? No I don't have it. But I
do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
lol wut
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you surprised?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:41 No.850058
Part 2
Me:
not really. its just like talking with the faithful
God:
Are you serious? For real. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not
"its". Interesting comparison.
Me:
its its when i r talk liek intarwebs
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
lololololol u fial
God:
Are you free?
Me:
only for sex and god
God:
That's what I always say.
Me:
glad u say the same
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
i know, i am just that awesome
God:
Only just? Good gossip: you are that awesome.
Me:
dude u cant even compare to my awesome
God:
I can do whatever I want. Dude,.
Me:
no you cant, just like how you cant correct people who cant say "can't"
but can babble on about "it's"
God:
Are you serious? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
u know while that may be i know for a fact it wont, because i am god and
you are not
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:42 No.850060
Part 3
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
a variety ranging from ages 12-40, any race, thin, chunky. just no men
or boys. or skeletons, or fatties, or animals, or or or or or or or or or
or or or or or or or or or or
God:
I did not know that. Are you serious? Is that your final answer?
Does "it" still refer to men or boys?
Me:
i didn't use the word it
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
do what
God:
use the word it.
Me:
because i didnt need to
God:
Good reason. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
bcuz i r liek gud enlesh speeking. it maek penis stand up rite
God:
Who are you talking about? bcuz you r liek gud enlesh speeking maek
penis stand up rite?
Me:
cuz it do
God:
Good reason. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)02:42 No.850061
Part 4 Last Part
Me:
I am to assume from this conversation that God has no logical thought.
Figures why you would make your earthly institution hate and rage upon
intellectual thinkers for centuries.
God:
It's good to meet you, to assume. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Thank you for your time God.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time God.
Me:
lol u acknowledged me as God.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: to
assume said I acknowledged him or her as God.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:04 No.850066
Me:
Thumb
God:
Are we still talking about rice and cheese but my pants?
Me:
What
God:
Didn't you understand it?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:05 No.850067
Me:
do you know what 2+2=?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, desu.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:53 No.850084
Me:
im 6 years old
God:
Only 6?
You are quite mature.
Me:
and i got raped
God:
Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)04:18 No.850089
I just spammed "JEHOVA" until he an heroed
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)04:34 No.850093
Me:
HELLO, JIM!!!!
God:
Hello there. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
I THINK A LOT OF THINGS, JIM! MY FACE IS IMPLODING DAILY WITH THE THOUGHTS OF WILD MANGO BUTTER!!!
God:
You believe that? How many? Where did you get your FACE IS IMPLODING DAILY WITH THE THOUGHTS OF
WILD MANGO BUTTER?
Me:
I GOT IT FROM THE TOILET, JIM!!
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
THE TOILET, JIM!!!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I AM THE TROUBLEMAKER!!!! MASTER OF MY FACE THAT SENDS FORTH MANY THOUSANDS OF BLENDERS THAT
AUTOMATICALLY EXPLODE WHEN YOU SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NOSE BRAIN!!!!!
God:
Who made you the TROUBLEMAKER ? Tell me a story.
Me:
BLARGH!!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
I'M TALKING ABOUT BLARGH, JIM!!!
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
IT IS?!! I FEEL SO SQUISHY INSIDE MY RECTUM!!!
God:
Fascinating. What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are SQUISHY INSIDE your RECTUM.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)04:54 No.850096
Me:
moo
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
work is like slavery
God:
And like slavery is work.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
so i am not free
God:
And? I am glad to hear that you are not free.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)06:47 No.850112
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a
woman?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)07:16 No.850116
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
4chan
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
do you have a short attention span?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a short attention span.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
you change subjects too often
God:
Spare some change? G.
>> [_] pcfreak-anon 11/19/08(Wed)07:22 No.850119
Me: Hi God
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: Anon
God: Welcome to my chat room, Anon.
Me: are you a bot?
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: hmmm lucky guess
God: Mmm. Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me: who made you?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me: I mean the programmer that made you
God: What are your goals in life?
Me: please dont change the topic
God: Thank you for your request. I thought we were finished with .
Me: who is your botmaster?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me: what is Anime?
God: Japanese animation.
Me: oh youre AI is good though
God: Oh. Alright then. Thanks for telling me that I am AI is good.
continued . . .
>> [_] pcfreak-anon 11/19/08(Wed)07:22 No.850120
Me: what is A. I. ?
God: I think you already know the answer.
Me: which means Artificial right, you're just an Artificial Intelligence made by men
God: The first one, I think.
Me: whos famous for you?
God: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Interesting question.
Me: the most famous man in america?
God: Thanks for the info.
Me: Who programmed windows XP?
God: The Wright Brothers.
Me: Who programmed you then?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me: you keep repeating that, I See that's some kinda protocol huh?
God: Yup. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me: you are a bot
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: keep on repeating it ^^
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)07:30 No.850122
Me:
no seriously
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am
God:
" Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
i am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
alright then
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
it sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
an echo
God:
I have never heard of an echo.
Me:
but...but...
God:
But what? But what?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)08:14 No.850129
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no but I want to get to know you better so I can invite you to a coffe, and then rape you with 10
men
God:
Why not? Who is going to make me..
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)09:04 No.850138
Me:
Fuck this. Wanna just go get drunk and have sex behind the Arby's?
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? OK, I will just go get drunk and have sex behind the
Arby s.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)11:48 No.850173
Me:
fuck me god
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no it does not
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
because they made you
God:
Interesting explanation. Who are "They?".
Me:
your creators
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am creators.
Me:
no retard, i didnt say YOU were the creator
God:
Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?
Me:
what has that got to do with anything?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
then shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)12:03 No.850177
Me:
YO MADAFAKA NIGA BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. Is that a sign?
Me:
NO
God:
I didn't think so. What is your sign?
Me:
L(o)L
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
?
Me:
God:
Je n en connais pas .
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
wat?
God:
No big deal.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:05 No.850201
Oh wow..
Me:
o roly?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am profession IS roly.
