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[_] [G] DEATH OR GLORY Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)13:06 No.891487
FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR, FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS!
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)13:30 No.891498
FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS GAME
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)13:44 No.891509
Wow man, Monkey games surpassed themselves this time! although this is pandemic 3, I already got
another 2 lol. Lots of improvements in this game, I can finally be a parasite!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)13:55 No.891517
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)13:58 No.891520
>>891517
FUCK YOU, MADAGASCAR!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)14:00 No.891521
http://www.mackanzoor.com/images/comics/!/shutdown.jpg/
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)14:01 No.891522
long time since i saw this epic game
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)14:06 No.891523
FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR.
>> [_] Jewtube Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)14:08 No.891524
I STARTED IN MADAGASCAR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WEST HEMISPHERE
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)14:11 No.891525
Fucking madagascar shut the port down but I got the infection everywhere else
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)15:28 No.891557
President of Madagascar, someone coughed in Brazil!!
>SHUT.
>DOWN.
>EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)15:45 No.891562
can't be bothered to watch the tutorial
first time I didn't put in a disease name, and didn't get any symptoms for free, but got
resistance
second time I named my disease an encephalitis, and I now have symptoms like nausea, dementia and
ataxia for free, which fit
is there a connection, or is it just 'cause I bought vomiting?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)16:32 No.891579
WHAT THE HELL FUCKERS MY DISEASE DOESN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WHY IS PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNED ENOUGH
TO SHUT DOWN ALL TRANSPORT
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)16:44 No.891588
Doctors would notice if 300 million people became infected with the same virus, even if it didn't
do anything. (I've worked in a blood lab before, we find all kinds of shit)
To win : Sell all attributes.
Get lvl 1 resistances. (Except drug, and don't get anything of lvl 2).
Pray you get Madagascar.
Infect everywhere.
After there are no more clean regions, get as many deadly attributes as you can as fast as you
can. (You need to shut the hospitals down ASAP)
????
Profit.
If done right your disease can unlock unique attributes. (Like Apocalypse) I've heard there was a
zombie one too.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)17:15 No.891597
Holy Shyt the water is infected, CLOSE THE PORTS!
-Madagascar
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)17:28 No.891599
>>891588
But would you find a virus that doesn't cause even a fever? Since it doesn't cause a fever it
probably also won't cause a leukocytosis. won't show on a regular microscope either. A doctor
would have to be really clever.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)17:29 No.891600
Cheats? <3
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)17:45 No.891609
i'm playing as aids...
they closed the pools...
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)17:57 No.891617
I started in Madagascar, lawl
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:00 No.891619
FUCK YEAH!!!
http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4chanpg4.png
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:08 No.891624
Alive Population: 6327886515
Dead Population: 0
Infected in East Europe: 15
Infected in World: 15
Lethality: 0
Infectivity: 0
Visibility: 0
OH NO NOT AN UNDETECTABLE, HARMLESS DISEASE THAT ONLY AFFECTS LESS THAN 1 THOUSANDTH OF 1 PERCENT
OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION
TIME TO STOP THE TRAINS AND BUSES PERMANENTLY
POSSIBLY SET THEM ON FIRE
Also for some reason my parasite is famous despite never affecting more than 30 people ever.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:14 No.891627
>>891588
Not reliable at all
a better strategy is to get heat 4 and rodent only, this has got me madagascar twice but both
times not Peru, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
best strategy: reroll until you start at madagascar
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:32 No.891631
FUCK YOU CUBA
AND JAPAN
AND RUSSIA
AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
AND THE REST OF THE WORLD
THIS DISEASE HAS ONLY 14 PEOPLE CURRENTLY INFECTED AND ZERO FATALITIES
WHY MUST YOU SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING OVER THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DISEASE EVER
YOU EVEN SHUT DOWN YOUR HOSPITALS TO FIGHT SOMETHING THAT CAN'T DO ANYTHING
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:33 No.891632
Started in Madagascar, almost all forms of infection done and most resistances at 3, and it won't
leave the fucking island or even shut down anything.
What the hell kind of lame jungle virus is this?!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:38 No.891635
wow... I named my virus /b/ and I lost the game without even infecting ANYONE.
Lulz.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:52 No.891641
>>891632
Did they shut the ports you were supposed to escape through?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)18:54 No.891642
somebody hack this so you can pick your starting country
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)19:06 No.891649
>>891641
They stopped public transit, I ended up killing the country and then game over.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)19:08 No.891650
>>891588
Lies, my disease is currently owning the hell out of all the world (fuck yeah retrovirus 1196 you
are the best 36th try ever!) and I see no unlockable abilities.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)19:40 No.891666
let's all mail madagascar some anthrax
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)19:54 No.891672
fffffffff
I finally infected Madagascar and Puru shut down their borders
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)19:57 No.891674
is there ANYWAY to kill madagascar after they close their one port
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:07 No.891678
How can it be that my disease causes liver failure and there are no hospitals open but I've yet
to have one death
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:09 No.891680
>>891678
apparently the people of the future are hardy meat men who are so paranoid of everything they
take bottles of medicine every 5 minutes, i had necrosis and it barely touched my death toll
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:11 No.891683
>>891674
nope
also no way to kill Peru if they close their borders
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:15 No.891686
>>891678
The entire world, except for Peru, is now infected.
and it seems that one hospital is going to create a vaccine before I've had my first death
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:19 No.891693
>>891678
>>891680
Yeah, better have some drug resistance if you want to kill people. My disease caused something
like dementia, hemorrhaging, hypersensitivity, kidney failure and encephalitis as well as
coughing, vomiting, diarrhea, fever etc. and still it would have taken hours for it to kill even
Greenland even though everybody was infected. Then I bought drug resistance and everybody died in
like 5 minutes. Some good medicine they have.
Whoever made this game doesn't know shit about biology tho.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:24 No.891695
THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD IS DEAD EXCEPT FOR MADAGASCAR FFFFF
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:28 No.891698
>>891695
You don't even get anything from killing the whole world though, just a chance to submit your
score and the knowledge that you have wasted another few hours.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:30 No.891699
i watched madagascar die, it was beautiful
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:33 No.891700
im kinda relieved that people are this tenacious
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:33 No.891701
>>891695
i got everyone but greenland
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)20:52 No.891710
...
http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=panademicpwnoa6.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)21:15 No.891723
MADAGASCAR IS A FUCKING CUNT
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)21:18 No.891726
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Spread everywhere, got cured
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)21:19 No.891727
>>891726
max drug resistance, shut down the hospitals
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)21:34 No.891732
lol when everyone gets infected, the timeline for a vaccine is infinite
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)21:38 No.891736
>>891732
Madagascar.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)22:45 No.891766
>>891710
you mother fucker
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)22:50 No.891770
MADAGASCAR! WHERE THE ZEBRAS HAVE BOATS!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:08 No.891776
>>891766
Thank you, and she was pretty good MILF. :D
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:20 No.891784
i got madagascar RIGHT as it's port closed, i had heat1, water2, medicine2, airborn, insect, and
waterborn, vomit aaand idk what the others were BUT!!!! i also had insanity, i think that made
people just kinda swim towards madagascar try it out... i was also a parasite, it took FOREVER
for anyone to close anything, and the vaccine didnt even start till every country was already
infected
right after that happens i just bumped meds up to 4 and waited till i could get heart failure
try it
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:29 No.891789
Getting Madagascar is like 90% chance. I've played the game several times doing the same thing
each time and got Madagascar twice.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:32 No.891793
>>891789
do explain your strategy for buttfucking madagascar
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:35 No.891795
FUCK YEAR GOT MADAGASCAR
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:42 No.891799
I upped all the infectitvities, got all transmission, only stuck with fever
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:46 No.891802
as long as the virus etc doesn't cause a lot of symptoms (or none) but still infectious they
won't close down
>> [_] Anonymous 02/07/09(Sat)23:47 No.891804
I think there is a correlation between the name and the disease.
4 times i've named my disease some random thing, infected everyone but peru (yes madagascar goes
down REALY fast if you do waterborne infection) and i kept the visibility really low. took for
fucking ever to infect other countries
I name the virus "zombie" and boom, shitload of countries just get insta-infected. Coincidental
luck or a name game?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/08/09(Sun)00:07 No.891821
do rodent first, guarantees madagascar unless your disease is too obvious.
My guess is that rodents are on ships, and go to the lonely port of madagascar.
