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[_] [G] /ck/ 12/25/08(Thu)20:36 No.

  Dear /f/, /ck/ brings you an x-mas gift

  Enjoy

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>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)21:00 No.

  Fucking /Peta/fags.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)21:14 No.

  This is stupid, TOFU HAVE FAMILYS TOO!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)21:45 No.

  Can Peta get sued because of this?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)21:59 No.

  >>867286
  bring it to nintendo's attention...

>> [_] /b/tards are /re/tards.Go /f/aggots. 12/25/08(Thu)22:02 No.

  Dear /f/u/ck/ brings you an x-mas gift

  Enjoy

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)22:35 No.

  To counter this faggotry, I am hereby establishing P.E.D.A.: People who Eat Delicious Animals.
  Who's with me?!

>> [_] CACTUAR 12/25/08(Thu)22:35 No.

  WTF?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)22:45 No.

  THIS GAME IS AWESOME!

>> [_] CACTUAR 12/25/08(Thu)22:47 No.

  how about we go to king gyros and get a delicious pita

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)22:49 No.

  >>867289
  God, yet again, every word that comes out of this guy's mouth is irrelevant newfaggotry.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)22:51 No.

  >>867289
  Stop posting.

>> [_] CACTUAR 12/25/08(Thu)22:53 No.

  oh comon, theres no way he can be as bad as me.

  GTFO FAGGOTS!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)23:23 No.

  I support

  People
  eating
  tasty
  animals

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/08(Thu)23:31 No.

  PETA - Damaging the credibility of animal rights activism since 1980.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)01:02 No.

  This is pretty ironic coming from the People for Extortion, Terror and Abuse. Regardless I'd
  prefer abused turkey over bean curds and drywall anyway.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)01:24 No.

  >>867288

  It's a parody. Nintendo can't do anything.
  I would love to see them address it, though.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)01:34 No.

  >>867288
  >>867370

  Already been done, go search on Kotaku for it.

>> [_] CACTUAR 12/26/08(Fri)01:39 No.

  i never knew that eggs bleed.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)02:42 No.

  If newfags are so hot to protest shit that goes against the norm, why don't they have a
  "slaughter your own meal sit-in" in front of a peta building? Do it for the lulz people, real
  life trolling makes you 1337.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)02:53 No.

  ok please let me know if peta fags really do look at a cooked turkey and see a piece of boiled
  flesh cause i see good eats.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)03:33 No.

  that turkey is fucking delicious

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)04:00 No.

  Just found these links over on /an/

  Turns out that PeTA kills 97% of the animals they take in... they saved only 12 dogs in all of
  2006. $30 MILLION budget, 12 dogs saved, thousands killed.

  http://borderwars.blogspot.com/2008/01/petas-deadliest-year.html

  http://borderwars.blogspot.com/2007/12/peta-puts-out.html

  PeTA not only doesn't want you to eat meat, they want your pets dead too.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)04:41 No.

  >>867288
  SUE THE BASTARDS NINTENDO!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)04:54 No.

  FOR EVERY ANIMAL THAT PETA DOESN'T EAT, MY FRIENDS AND I WILL EAT 10.

  I'm not kidding.

  We will eat 10 for every animal that isn't eaten...or we'll at least buy 10 and give them to
  homeless people.

>> [_] sage Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)05:17 No.

  I CAME BUCKETS

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)05:17 No.

  Cooking Mama is my kind of woman

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)05:32 No.

  >>867419
  you have to eat 10x the number of existing animals...
  might as well divide by zero

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)05:53 No.

  >>867267
  Good lord. This whole flash is saying that "KILLING AN ANIMAL IS GROSS".

  Of course it is, dumbfucks. Stop watching Disney movies.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)06:10 No.

  >>867425
  Shut the fuck up faggot.

  I'm never gonna stop buying and eating meat.

  ANIMALS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS.

  THEY'RE NOT HUMAN.

  FUCK ANIMALS. THEY TASTE DELICIOUS. I WILL EAT THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
  AGAIN.

  FUCK PETA.
  FUCK ANIMALS.

  I LIKE TURKEY. I LIKE BACON. I LIKE HAM. I LIKE EVERYTHING.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)06:27 No.

  my research shows that vegans taste better then omnivores

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)06:40 No.

  Fuck if it is coked and meaty looking and tastes good I will eat it. even if it was my little
  sister.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)07:23 No.

  >>867429
  Retard, he didn't even say anything related to that. Peta won't eat any animals, therefore the
  number of animals currently existence would have to be multiplied by 10 for you to eat them all.
  Therefore, you cannot complete the task you claimed you would. Dumbass...
  Anyway, about your caps lock rant, I have no idea why you're so fired up, probably because you're
  a 13 year old "internet bad ass," but have you ever actually watched a video of what goes on in a
  slaughterhouse? I mean, I hate peta like most people, and I don't think that just killing animals
  is wrong; it's the natural order of things. But when there's fucking thousands of them crammed
  into cages, huge containers of heads, a lake of blood and feces/urine by the truckloads, you have
  to admit that's more than a little gross. And please keep in mind that humans are animals as
  well, just vastly superior to most on the intellectual scale.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)07:35 No.

  Worth it, just for the Mama Kills Animals wallpaper.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)09:13 No.

  >>867431
  ironically peta believes killing and eating animals should be a crime yet kill many themselves
  and dont get arrested, while if we kill and eat a single peta member we would go to jail.......
  thats how fucked up 'justice' is.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)09:30 No.

  Peta Games sucks ass. Time for Nintendo to sue them.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)11:02 No.

  they cant be sued for this, you relly believe that?

  ps. peta sucks, brainwashin children etc, they are making the planet worse

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)12:42 No.

  the egg's bled when you cracked them...

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)13:01 No.

  Yes, yes, just because humans only started slaughtering animals for food only a hundred years ago.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)13:13 No.

  Well, nice game. I enjoyed slaughtering the turkey, but that tofu made me sad inside... Poor
  innocent tofu...
  Oh and "take the pledge to be a veg". Fuck them, I want to kill a few turkeys right now.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)14:31 No.

  I would cook her turkey, if you know what I mean.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:12 No.

  ok seriously now. Human beings are the fucking dominant species on the planet, and probably will
  be until the day i die. Some day we may have to answer to the way we 'treat' animals, but i dont
  give two fucks about that at all. Im going to enjoy my brutally murdered turkey every christmas
  and thanksgiving. Bon Apetite petafags!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:22 No.

  >>867531
  Just don't visit them, so you wouldn't have to eat tofu turkey (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-)

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:37 No.

  I lol'd at the bleeding eggs, idk about you but my turkey doesn't look that sloppy when I'm done,
  I think momma need some lessons

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:38 No.

  I'm quite certain the dude who made this bs flash for peta has even got to see a turkey killed
  for himself.

  First of all, if you ever want your turkey meal without blood remain in its tissue, the chicken
  must be bled to death. All the time. Your moma must be a horrible cook if it's still bloody like
  that when she's plucking the animal.

  Second, why the fk would anyone, baring vegetarians, would want to eat brown colored tofu instead
  of real turkey. I dont want that kind of bonus.

  And finally, peta about vhemt. Do you know that ethical treatment to livestock mean that you have
  to pay MORE for the same turkey and/or the turkey selling corp would have to profit LESS? What
  kind ethic these guys spawn from to make them to think less of other human fellows? Or even WANT
  to force your shit down other's throat, even.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:38 No.

  >>867540

  peta is about as dumb as vhemt. Sorry for the typo

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:47 No.

  >>867429
  Try eating a human...
  I bet their delicious too :3

  FUCK HUMANS. THEY TASTE DELICIOUS. I WILL EAT THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:48 No.

  Mama is so hot in this flash, I'd fuck her silly...if you know what I mean.

>> [_] HUMANS! Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:49 No.

  humans are better taken care of than animals...
  they taste a lot better! :D

  Manimals!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)15:58 No.

  Mama looks pretty brainwashed at the end..
  Her fucking bobblehead is shaking like she's trying to kill herself or at least rattle her brains
  into a coma.

  HEY PETA FAGGOTS. EXPLAIN THE THIRD TOOTH FROM THE MIDDLE ON THE TOP AND BOTTON ROWS!

  IT SURE ISN'T FOR EATING PLANTS.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)16:25 No.

  >>867549
  But humans aren't the only animals that PETA wants to turn into vegans. That's why they kill cats
  - obligate carnivores - by feeding them a malnutritive diet.

  That being said, factory farming really is nothing short of psychopathic. Buy free-range poultry
  instead (it tastes better and is better for you anyways), and try to know just where your meat is
  coming from. It's not just for the animals - it's for you too, unless you actually like consuming
  second hand growth hormones, antibiotics, and in some nasty cases prions (ie: BSE/mad cow
  disease).

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)16:27 No.

  >>867549
  It's called "canine". There are plants tough enough to make use of them. The ability to digest
  meat is somewhere further down your digestion system though, if you are trying to use that as an
  excuse to consume moar meat. I know I am.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)16:30 No.

  >>867553
  That remind me of an english teacher I met in Singapore who take pictures of free-range ducks and
  chicken, finding it a strange phenomenon.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)16:30 No.

  >>867558
  Forgot my sage

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)16:33 No.

  >>867559
  Oh, whoops.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)16:35 No.

  >>867558
  Yup. Say, where does Asian Bird Flu come from again...?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)16:59 No.

  >>867561
  Prolly the same place where the spanish flu came from? Srsly, aside from BSE which's direct,
  unavoidable result of our conduct, any sorts of endemic virus could stem up from virtually
  anything. Like say, visiting the zoo.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)17:40 No.

  I"M BUYING ALL THE COOKING MAMA GAMES

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)18:40 No.

  Fuck if this isn't the funniest goddamn game on the interbutt.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)18:45 No.

  >>867542
  cannibals say that adults taste like beef, and toddlers and babies taste like fish, and adults
  also are rather stringy

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:30 No.

  I admit, some ways of producing meat are cruel, but the human race could not have come this far
  in evolution without the sacrifice of countless juicy meatbags.
  On a side note, I wonder how human flesh tastes ... cooked of course.
  Perhaps when human cloning becomes legal there will be a chance ... who knows.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:20 No.

  >>867600
  Like pork, supposedly. Hence the term, "long pork."