File :[achievement-unlocked.swf] - (2.38 MB)
[_] [G] Acheivement game Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)11:42 No.872170
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)12:07 No.872180
234 seconds, though, third time doing this
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)12:12 No.872186
I don't get it.
Maybe I'm not in this "games are art" fanboy group who think that every game is awesome as long
as it was created with a bit of creativity.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)12:21 No.872192
>>872186
Perhaps you should look into the "games are games" group.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)12:43 No.872201
>>872186
Understand what the game is making fun of. Achievements. It's not that hard to get, and then lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)12:46 No.872202
>>872201
If that's the joke then it's not very funny.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)12:49 No.872203
Achievement Unlocked: Breathing.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)13:36 No.872213
>>872202
Going for the Serious Business achievement, I see, and already unlocked the Humorless Chantard
one.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:11 No.872222
94% complete
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:12 No.872225
Only one I have left is 'We have liftoff'. I suppose it's obvious but I can't figure it out.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:14 No.872227
Ones that I haven't completed: "We Have Liftoff", Get off your Seats", "THIS IS SPARTA", "Meaning
of Life", "Cheater", "Too Much Free Time"
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:30 No.872237
>"We Have Liftoff"
05 04 03 02 01 00
>Get off your Seats"
Jump for ten seconds straight
>"THIS IS SPARTA"
03 00
>"Meaning of Life"
04 02
>"Cheater"
Click 'hints'
>"Too Much Free Time"
Get all achievements
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:30 No.872238
how do the colour ones work? I've turned pink but I don't know how to turn blue black or orange
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:34 No.872241
>>872238
Number keys (above the letters on the keyboard)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:49 No.872254
>>872238
Just mash the numbers on the keyboard like I did.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)14:58 No.872257
First time I played this I got too much contra by accident and I watted.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)15:06 No.872260
>>872202
no you aren't very funny. go an hero because your life is a dull gray melodrama filled with
senseless boredom
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)16:17 No.872305
I cant get stalagmite. how does you do it?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)16:17 No.872306
nvm just got it. haha
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)16:23 No.872314
Can't get: Death at 0, One o'clock Murder, Cemetary, Graveyard, Half-Century, Century, And One
More..., Programmers Credit, and Too Much Contra.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)16:30 No.872317
>>872314
Death at 0/1 o clock, launch a corpse at point 0/1
Cemetary/graveyard, die alot fast, more corpses on screen higher you'll get.
Half/normal century, die 50/100 times, one more is death 101.
programmers credit, type jmtb02, too much contra, hit up up down down left right left right b a
pro tip, theres a frickin link called hints(that you have to click for one acheivement) that
lists how to get them all, mostly
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)16:38 No.872324
>>872317
And of course, even clicking the hint button once gets you one or two of the achievements.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)18:01 No.872383
>>872260
An hero is not a verb. /shoo
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)18:33 No.872411
"Too Much Contra" is a reference to the "Contra Code" (Google it).
Just hit A and B
Also dont forget to hit 1, 2, 3, & 4 to change colours
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/09(Tue)19:21 No.872436
(With hints for a few) I got 99 achievements in 607 seconds.
