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[_] [G] Don't forget to click Play in the right click menu! Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)18:01 No.1580086
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)18:25 No.1580091
Well, damn, this IS fun, once you figure out what you're supposed to be doing!
>> [_] OP 11/24/11(Thu)18:28 No.1580093
>>1580091
Yeah, sexism never felt so good.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)19:44 No.1580114
in the end do you just face a man who just punches you senseless?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)21:10 No.1580129
God damn. Its fun when you get the hang of it but it kills your wrists
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)21:15 No.1580131
I must suck dick at this game because when I got to the fat maid she one hit killed me.
The is that?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)22:01 No.1580142
>>1580114
Close.; it's actually a super fat woman. She doesn't dodge so much as she retracts her head into
her folds. Punches like a dude, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)22:21 No.1580147
Rofl, why is this game so fun
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)23:08 No.1580159
WHAT IS THIS BULL SHIT......?
The old woman after the fat maid is like a fucking ninja.
I don't think its possible.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/24/11(Thu)23:28 No.1580164
I love this pimp hand game. It's less brutal than I thought it was. I lost at level 2.
Curved attacks are best.
>> [_] OP 11/24/11(Thu)23:54 No.1580165
>>1580159
I actually made it past that woman, beat the game, and unlocked the second game mode.
>I also made the mistake of refreshing.
>> [_] OP 11/25/11(Fri)00:07 No.1580167
you know, I'm actually surprised this stayed up for so long.
Just a moment ago, I thought it would have disappeared from /f/ hours ago.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/25/11(Fri)00:18 No.1580173
second game mode is overkill
>> [_] Anonymous 11/25/11(Fri)00:57 No.1580187
What's happening with Nigoro? Why no new games? Is the La Mulana remake being released on PC?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/25/11(Fri)01:00 No.1580189
I dispute that.
THIS is in fact the best game ever.
http://nigoro.jp/game/mekuri/index.php?lang=en
>> [_] FLINTBRO !!UtBStw1VX20 11/25/11(Fri)01:41 No.1580201
is there a faster way to click the buttons
>> [_] Anonymous 11/25/11(Fri)02:34 No.1580215
>>1580201
This, dammit. It's a pain in the ass on a laptop.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/25/11(Fri)02:47 No.1580219
I can't do this with a goddamn touchpad. This is so frustrating not having an actual mouse.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/25/11(Fri)10:59 No.1580290
YEAH!! Finally it beat it. Here's a mini guide.
You and another bitch have a time bar during which you are allowed to hit the other bitch as fast
as you can. The timer changes depends on the bitch you are slapping.
Hint: Prepare to evade when it is about to be their turn.
Slapping: Click the attack button then immediate move your mouse from lower right to upper left
at their face. You can miss. Each bitch have their own hit boxes it seems. If you messes up
badly, they can counter you.
Evading: Click the evade button then move exactly horizontally from left to right. If you go
higher than the attack/evade button then you fail and they hit you. Successful evading gives you
a chance to counter.
Counter: Exactly just like attacking. They hit you if you miss or run out of time.
To be continued.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/25/11(Fri)11:00 No.1580291
Continued...
Bitch in Blue: You have enough time to hit her 3 times. 4 if you are fast. She has enough time to
hit you once. Also, she gives you enough time to counter so do it if you can.
Bitch in Black: You have enough time to slap her 2-3 times. When it is her turns she slaps twice
each time she hits. You can counter her twice. Prepare to dodge twice.
Bitch Maid: You can slap her 1-2 times. She hit you once, counter if you can.
Old Bitch: You can hit this bitch once or twice. This bitch is too fast to counter, just evade
her.
Fat Bitch: You have only enough time to hit this fat bitch once in the left check. Her hit box is
the smallest due to all the bitch's fat. She only hit you once. Don't counter cause it is
impossible to do it fast enough without hitting her fat ass incorrectly.
After beating the game, a new story begins and it is even harder. A new main character. I have
yet to beat the second story.
