File[the-inseminator.swf] - (1.66 MB)
[_] [H] needs moar [H] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.1623632
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.1623635
cheats? cheats.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.1623644
>>1623635
This. Also why the fuck does the game give no indication of whether or not you are actually
gaining something? Why is the test near impossible?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.1623646
I have no clue what I'm supposed to be doing but I can't stop the game.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:01 No.1623661
Go to matix and enter 0 99 97 0 0 0 99 0 76 0 30 66 0 49 0 1 2 0 0 3
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.1623665
What the hell does the back alley by your house do?
>> [_] Grapes 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.1623672
>>1623665
check that and the garage daily for street fights :3
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.1623678
$1000 fine for sexual harassment on Day 4. Awesome.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.1623700
fuck test if i wanted to fail test I can do that on thursday
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.1623713
WHY WOULD IT TAKE ENERGY TO SLEEP
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.1623725
javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariable("_root.cash", 10000); type that in for alot of cash
javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariable("_root.charm", 10000); for a lot of charm
javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariable("cash", 9001);
javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariable("_root.hp", 10000);
is the variable for health and if you want to end the game quickly, use:
javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariable("_root.day", 10000);
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.1623731
whoever made this game was a jackass
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.1623735
Yeah, eat that old moldy disgusting mayo.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:18 No.1623743
i like to right click the game and click play. You end up at random scenes in the game.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.1623777
How the fuck do I get energy?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.1623781
>>1623678
Doesn't beat a $2,000 sexual harassment fine on the first day.
>> [_] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.1623788
>>1623777
Fuck you. I almost had it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.1623789
>>1623725
I don't know why, but I can never get these cheats to work.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.1623791
lol @ the snatch reference when you take the plane somewhere.
but, seriously, this game seems to be very RNG-based. could bang the girls one day, then the
others no luck.
also that 1000 dollar fine is retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.1623811
Alright time to run the game through a decompiler to figure out how exactly to play it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.1623814
There's a stress variable, not shown anywhere. When it exceeds 30 you commit suicide.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.1623815
>>1623725
How do I get these to work?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.1623816
>>1623814
had that happen.
any idea of the hooker lowers it?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.1623822
How to gain and lose stress:
whore: -0.4
cleaning job: +0.3
Salesman job: +0.7
getting beaten up: +0.1
ship: -0.6
$30 hotel: -1.0
$50 hotel: -1.0
Bath: -0.2
financial advisor job: +0.7
Lecturer: +0.7
studying: +1.4
sexual harassment lawsuit: +3.0
getting lucky with a girl: -2.0
getting slapped: +2.0
Stress is bad. Get 30 and you lose the game.
So just keep taking a lot of baths to avoid dying.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:46 No.1623824
Whore has 5% chance of being impregnated, other girls have 85% chance.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:02 No.1623826
University chicks are easy, just raise your charm
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:12 No.1623830
This game is broken. There is no secret.
The only winning move is to not play.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:11 No.1623841
Went on vacation, got eaten by shark on day 11.
Game is broken.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:15 No.1623844
Day 2. $2,000 dollars in sexual harassment charges and fines. Eat moldy mayo.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:27 No.1623866
>>623661
Thanks a ton man.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:35 No.1623867
I beat the game with about 140 pregs. Go on vacations for much easier girls with no chance of
lawsuits. Either place will do, but snow land is cheaper.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:41 No.1623870
Also, this game is seriously not worth playing.