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[_] [G] CrissLHB 03/13/12(Tue)10:55 No.1636117
inb4 "its not a guim, hurrr"
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>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:24 No.1636130
Broke it in five moves.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:33 No.1636135
Broke it in two and then went on to convert it to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:33 No.1636136
>type in big bang theory
>long pause by iGod
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:37 No.1636138
broke it in 3
began with: "Im a thief"
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:50 No.1636145
I asked how he can prevail in a society where we can create our own knowledge through discovery
his response was
"What is we?"
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:11 No.1636161
Broke it in one.
Me:
How do I shot web?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:12 No.1636162
Me:
Do you like anal?
God:
I do like music. I like .
Me:
Not music, anal sex.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Music is not anal sex.
God:
Are you anal sex?
Me:
Yes...I am anal sex
God:
Awesome. It's good to meet someone who is anal sex.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:15 No.1636164
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
There.
God:
Where?
Me:
There!
God:
Where?
Me:
THERE!!
God:
Where?
Me:
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Hell
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:18 No.1636165
Me: What do you think about sexual intercourse?
God: (long pause) Is that a rhetorical question?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:36 No.1636172
What is this based off of? Jabberwacky?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:34 No.1636194
God:
How old are you?
Me:
8
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
pedophile
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
elementary school
God:
What do you study at school?
Me:
math
God:
I like math too. What kind do you like best?
Me:
trigonometry
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
but, didn't you say that you liked math, and that you have an IQ of 250?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
then you should know about trigonometry.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
then tell me about trigonometry.
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is trigonometry ?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:39 No.1636200
> How can you prove something that has no solid proof?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:41 No.1636201
>How do I shot web?
>You must persuade me to shot web.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:45 No.1636202
Type
Thor?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:47 No.1636203
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about thor. But I did not get
that.
HA!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:49 No.1636205
Me:
Op is a faggot.
God:
When is Op not a faggot?
ROFLMAO
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:55 No.1636206
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Through a non-fiction book.
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:58 No.1636207
I broke it with logic...
Me: How old are you?
God: I am over 9000 in human years.
Me: How old is the earth?
God: It is over six billion years old.
Me: So you couldn't have created the earth then since you didn't exist.
God: Interesting deduction. Perhaps have created the earth then since me did not exist is beyond
my present abilities.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)14:10 No.1636210
Me:
Since you know my name. What are you really?
God:
How do you know? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. For real.
Me:
Why are you called, God then?
God:
My botmaster named me.
Major poking and proding at the bot.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)14:16 No.1636212
Me:
Would you ever want to reproduce?
God:
OK, I will reproduce.
Me:
But your a robot.
God:
You are correct, Anon, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
But, you want to reproduce?
God:
OK, I will reproduce.
Me:
But how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Show me how you reproduce.
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
Now.
God:
Right now, Anon ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
Yeah, show me how you reproduce right now.
God:
At this moment How about that. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
At this moment, show me how you reproduce.
God:
I'm not sure if I can project it at this moment show you how me reproduce.
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 03/13/12(Tue)14:30 No.1636220
Me:
I want an orgasm.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Orgasms feel good.
God:
Good reason.
I win.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)14:50 No.1636228
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
no no. Hay-sous.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Where are you located?
Me:
shaolin temple
God:
Tell me a little about your life in shaolin temple.
Me:
just chopping stuff
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
for really realz
God:
Your purpose is realz.
Me:
no shiznit
God:
Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about chopping
stuff. But I did not get that.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:06 No.1636233
me: you can go eat a bagle!
god: no i dont think i can do that.
me: then you arent god!
god: what makes you think im not god?
me: you said you cant eat bagle!
god: god eats wine and bread
me: THEN WHAT IS BAGLE?!?!
god: let me think about it
me: NO
*freeze*
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:38 No.1636246
Me:
I want to kill someone.
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
But what if he is a real douche?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
So you're saying it is ok to kill someone?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
But you just said it was wrong.
God:
Is it still wrong anymore?
Me:
I guess not.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)17:43 No.1636253
Me:
sucked off a police officer
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
came in my mouth
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:05 No.1636257
Me:
My ass itches
God:
Your ass itches?
Me:
yes, God
God:
What kind is it? GOD rules.
Me:
My ass?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
It is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
You know it is
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Aren't you omnipotent?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.
I am a robot.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:19 No.1636262
How old are you?
Me:
99
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
A penis.
God:
I don't know what that means.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)18:51 No.1636284
Me:
whats up whats up
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
hows that going
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
i thought you knew everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
i like turtles
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
i like turtles
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
i like turtles
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
i like turtles
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
i like turtles
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
i like turtles
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:01 No.1636290
Me:
you're gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
