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[_] [G] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:07 No.1675796
press x to not die
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:28 No.1675810
Oh man fuck you nightmare mode.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:35 No.1675813
oh fuck that last bit
is it even possible to beat
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:37 No.1675814
inflate your life jacket upon exiting the plane
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:41 No.1675817
the bonus levels are pretty tough
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:43 No.1675818
Oh fuck, it's Mavis Bacon all over again. With more dying and fat people.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:44 No.1675819
Finally beat hard mode, my arms cramping up though
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:45 No.1675820
FUCKING HUNT AND PECK TYPING STYLE
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:47 No.1675822
USE YOUR SUPERIOR LEVERAGE TO PUSH OUT THE OBESE MAN
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)17:59 No.1675831
poor kid
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:02 No.1675833
that bitch at the door murdered me
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:04 No.1675835
>>1675833
YOU WERE GOING TOO SLOW NIGGA, COME ON STEP IT UP
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:05 No.1675836
I like how all the messages in Nightmare mode aren't instructions any more, it's a person's
actual thought process.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:09 No.1675840
FUCK FUCK FUCK
If you mess up the inflate life jacket part, you have to clear the next one before you get
another shot.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:09 No.1675841
>>1675840
yup, annoying
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:12 No.1675844
>>1675836
If by a person's though process you mean an emo kid, then yes.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:14 No.1675846
GOTTA GO FAST
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:16 No.1675847
a lot of people die in this game
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:19 No.1675849
>>1675847
Death by airlock failure.
Death by brain parasite.
Death by sonic diarrhea.
Death by [spoiler] FUCKING FOLDING CHAIR OUT OF NOWHERE ON A DESERTED ISLAND FUCK YOU. [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:20 No.1675850
what happens if you save the kid?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:22 No.1675852
GAME OVER
But only because you totally whipped its ass.
Thanks for playing!
Sure are a lot of godawful typists in this thread; for spending all damn day on the internet
doing it constantly, you people sure are bad at it. If Nightmare caused you to break a sweat,
you're terrible. You should have at LEAST two seconds to spare on all of those, usually three or
four.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:28 No.1675860
>>1675852
There's typing fast, there's typing accurately, and then there's typing fast and flawlessly. You
need to break 50 WPM to beat nightmare with no errors.
And fuck that last part on the deserted island. It's obviously beatable, but there's no way I'm
playing through the whole game again for another shot.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:28 No.1675861
what happens when your grab the extra item on the plane?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:29 No.1675862
>>1675861
You die. You're supposed to fuck it up on purpose.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:33 No.1675863
>>1675846
your too slow!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:35 No.1675864
>>1675860
It's not... the time goes down a lot faster than ten seconds even though that's what it says
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:38 No.1675865
>>1675864
It actually goes by how much you've typed. After every 2 words or so, it takes a second off. So
you'll always die at the same spot.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)18:43 No.1675869
beated hard mode easily and i cant even typewrite accurately
but nightmare mode is just too much without dem five finger skills
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:04 No.1675881
Oh fuck. How could I screw up crossing my arms?!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:45 No.1675898
if you're having trouble, use an autotyper or something
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:50 No.1675904
Too hard for such an incompetent typing faggot as me
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:59 No.1675905
fuck nightmare, that shits impossible
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:07 No.1675908
My problem with this game isn't the difficulty it's the fucking ten second delay every time you
screwup. Fuck you, I'm not waiting for the fucking thing to load.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:42 No.1675931
>can maintain 140 wpm without error for whilst typing short sentences.
This was easy sausage
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:45 No.1675935
>>1675931
>without error for whilst
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:46 No.1675937
>for whilst typing short sentences.
what?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:49 No.1675941
Death by lawnchair :( Anyone actually beat the last stage? Is it even possible?
And what happens if you save the kid/get your carry-on?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:50 No.1675945
>>1675941
if you get the carry on, you die
dunno about the kid though
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:53 No.1675947
>>1675941
i can answer your last question nothing happens if you don't/do save the kid if you let him die
it says "poor kid" then moves on as if it didn't matter (cause it doesn't) and if you get the
carry on you die by another carryon falling on your head
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:55 No.1675949
here's what happens when you win
http://imgur.com/a/2h9xU#0
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:57 No.1675952
>>1675949
>look at the pictures
>see your time
how the fuck?
oh thanks for the ending, i was really curious
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:58 No.1676002
I'm laughing too hard which makes me screw up my typing which makes me laugh more and screw up my
typing even more. Fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:01 No.1676005
>>1675952
Probably speedhack.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.1676013
shit man why can't I just hit backspace after a typo
>> [_] Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:19 No.1676016
>inflate life jacket
>typo and fuck it up
>game continues anyway
>obviously screwed, so fuck up the slide on purpose
>dead, retry
>slide again
>do it successfully
>die
>back to life jacket
>typo
FUCK
