File[Do The Evolution.swf] - (7.85 MB)
[_] [?] DUKE GET IN HERE Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:01 No.1677128
Duke, you're gonna take over all of /f/ if you post in every thread, so how about you use this
one as your home base?
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)17:10 No.1677133
Well shit. Thanks a bunch for this.
I'm about to record something delicious...give me a moment while I bang it out. You'll be my
first, /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:13 No.1677135
>>1677133
My willy is not ready
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:14 No.1677136
They can show people getting shot, burned, crucified, electrocuted, whipped and bombed but a
swastika would just be too intense huh?
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)17:16 No.1677137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RtM5kd7Mq2
Might need to do this one up proper for my audioboo.
audioboo.fm/itsduke
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:19 No.1677141
>>1677137
Oh god my sides.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:22 No.1677145
>>1677137
>that galloping at the end
Sweet Jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:23 No.1677146
>>1677137
Douk, do you watch My Little Pony?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:24 No.1677147
That was badass.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)17:26 No.1677149
>>1677146
Now, what do you think?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:29 No.1677152
>>1677149
Well gosh, based on your voiced opinions about the show a long time back, I'll just have to say
yes
[spoiler]HOHOHO[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:30 No.1677153
>>1677149
...Yes.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)17:33 No.1677154
>>1677152
>>1677153
:3 Glad to know you heard it.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:37 No.1677156
GEE DUKE THAT SURE IS A LOT OF WEBSITES
http://audioboo.fm/Duke
http://tindeck.com/users/WitnessThePower
http://www.youtube.com/user/DukeLovesYou
audioboo.fm/itsduke
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)17:39 No.1677157
>>1677156
I know, I'm a faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)17:47 No.1677164
I want your babby Duke!
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)17:50 No.1677168
>>1677164
We'd make beautiful babbies together.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)18:09 No.1677172
Hey yo Duke, you play TF2?
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)18:10 No.1677173
>>1677172
From time to time, I do.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)18:15 No.1677175
>>1677173
Would you be willing to give us your Steam ID, or would you hate having fans in your gaming?
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)18:24 No.1677176
>>1677175
Go on ahead.
steamcommunity.com/id/imurray
I'm not on at the moment, but feel free to send me love and kisses :3
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)18:27 No.1677177
>>1677176
So I see you like to go fast...
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)18:28 No.1677178
>>1677177
ALL OF THE DAY, BRO.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)18:30 No.1677181
holy shit I have never seen so much tripfag jerking in my life
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)18:38 No.1677186
>>1677181
>implying you don't masturbate to god king Duke's voice like the rest of us.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)18:59 No.1677199
He entered her like she was a lottery
>BAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)19:05 No.1677202
>>1677199
Gotta be honest, I almost lost it at that point.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)19:06 No.1677203
How many takes does it usually take?
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)19:12 No.1677207
>>1677203
I usually do one out loud (or mumbling), to get the inflection, and then do a real one.
I often get it on the first try, but sometimes it does require a second or third.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)19:12 No.1677208
holy fuck what
like a flower that someone put their dick in?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)19:19 No.1677211
Duke, can you read this for me?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dFrE250l93wBLf64h9Arl1V1tZNp1MzXgR6yR9xcXeY/edit?hl=en_US
Here's a list of other things... if you wanna...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3A5xKC5JaVnWILHNDCfJ-inD9CwJAH_dYFdrEvVrVU/edit
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)19:23 No.1677216
Actually, thinking about it.
I'd totally start retarded seal clapping if Duke read some of the Humanity, Fuck Yeah! stories.
Manly stories for manly voice.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)19:46 No.1677234
>>1677211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CdzK3EFpmD
Awesome.
I'll take a look at that list and see what jumps out at me.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)19:47 No.1677236
hey duke, how did you enjoy narrating Finn and Jake do some stuff
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)19:52 No.1677239
>>1677236
As much as I enjoy narrating anything. /co/ seemed to enjoy it too.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)19:52 No.1677240
>>1677234
shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)19:59 No.1677243
>>1677234
I fucking love you Duke. That was amazing. ◕‿◕
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)20:01 No.1677244
>>1677243
>>1677240
<3
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)20:03 No.1677246
How old are you, Duke? You sound like an awesome, older Orson Welles.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)20:04 No.1677250
>>1677246
If I said 26, would you believe me?
And now...will you keep it a secret? TAKE IT TO YOUR GRAVE.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)20:07 No.1677253
>>1677250
My god, your voice is completely awesome to only be 26. Do you have a career in professional
voice acting at all?
>> [_] Shake it baby! DoctorDick !!OATvrpV2y72 05/13/12(Sun)20:10 No.1677255
>>1677250
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
Damn you're good!
I wish I had balls of steel.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)20:13 No.1677258
>>1677253
Someday, my friend.
Someday.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)20:28 No.1677271
wats a duke?
>> [_] t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis 05/13/12(Sun)20:43 No.1677282
Hey Douk, you have no idea who I am but if you read this I'll suck your dick. Spaghetti
land-whale style.
>Be working at sears in a mall
>Be Christmas time
>Giant land whale comes in dressed as a female santa
>Begin to feel spaghetti swirling around
>"How you doing, Mr. Clause?"
>Spaghetti starts seeping out of my eyes
>She starts licking it up and eating it
>Spaghetti out of my erection
>She blows me
>I try to hold back but the spaghetti starts coming out at such a rate that I begin hovering
>"Delicious"
>Fucking lose it
>I grab her and fuck her with my spaghetti as we burst through the ceiling
> Spaghetti and blood start coming out of her mouth
>We are flying into the sun
>I came
>Then I was a fish
>Had sex with another bass up stream
>shit was so cash
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)20:49 No.1677284
>>1677282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nI90JnsjEp
Happy to oblige.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:09 No.1677292
Douk i'm gonna be honest i've never heard of you but after listening to your voice i'm gonna
sleep with sweet dreams tonight...where can i see more of your work?
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)21:10 No.1677295
>>1677292
Check it, baby.
>>1677137
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:11 No.1677296
I felt so much better about my life knowing what i do is evolution. If i had found out I was
living creationism, i might kill myself.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:12 No.1677298
Since everyone is requesting stuff of Douk I may as well throw this into the mix. Would you be so
kind as to read this? It's a timeless classic to be sure.
http://pastebin.com/36HzCStF
>> [_] t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis 05/13/12(Sun)21:12 No.1677299
>>1677284
I can't stop laughing. Thank you for this.
Your bro status is maximum.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)21:20 No.1677306
>>1677298
NOSTALGIA BOMB.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AyAHTGEtf5
You can't imagine how happy it made me to do that. Thank you.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:26 No.1677312
http://pastebin.com/9QZpxnPi
You are my hero Duke please do this one, I will love you forever.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:28 No.1677314
>>1677312
Oh dear God this is going to be glorious.
>> [_] Nathan !!KwxFJwFa7XG 05/13/12(Sun)21:28 No.1677315
Dare I submit my own efforts to your voicing?
>> [_] /co/mmander jesus 05/13/12(Sun)21:28 No.1677316
>>1677306
You read my pony story <3333
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:30 No.1677318
Long live the Duke!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:32 No.1677320
>>1677312
Oh, yes, please Count (Duke?) Douk-u
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 05/13/12(Sun)21:37 No.1677326
>>1677312
Do it!
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)21:38 No.1677327
>>1677320
>>1677312
>>1677314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PUZyoAutYh
<3
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:43 No.1677332
>>1677327
If there ever was an anon who delivered... *tears of joy* Thank you, Duke your bringing 4chan
back to a time when it wasn't total shit
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:44 No.1677333
>>1677327
hail to the king baby
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:44 No.1677334
>>1677327
Douk you are the greatest <3
Bit of a strange request but could you read this out? It's a long story behind its origin but it
would make me and a few others very happy ;w;
(2:18 PM) Shaun: You're the light to my dark,
the wind to my plants,
the sun to my earth.
The sea to my continents,
the reason I wake up everyday,
the reason I smile for a second until I realise you're with my friend.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)21:47 No.1677338
>>1677334
No need to explain. Enjoy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SI5GPvXJIl
>>1677332
>>1677333
You guys are the true kings.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:49 No.1677339
>>1677338
I will love you forever douk. If you want a laugh, this is the full pastebin of everything
surrounding it.
http://pastebin.com/BuVD87Qj
You are a god amongst men douk ;w;
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)21:53 No.1677342
>>1677339
Hot damn, all that drama.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)21:54 No.1677343
>>1677342
Drama is what makes the internet the beautiful place that it is ;w;
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)22:06 No.1677348
http://pastebin.com/XHHQbDeg Please do this one Duke
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)22:10 No.1677350
>>1677348
Your spaghetti is delicious!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0116AxRO0vM
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)22:17 No.1677355
You're truly a god among men Douk. A humble request (2 parts because kinda long):
Hey worthless children,
My name is Kinzo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are men that have no dignity,
women that try to be men, and no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to
steal all my money when I die. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you
ever run a successful business? I mean, I guess it's fun running a mediocre company straight into
the ground, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming Krauss is a
competent businessman.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)22:17 No.1677356
>>1677355
Don't be a 19th person. Just hit me with your best stake. I'm pretty much perfect. I've studied
magic for years on end, and my skills as a magician can even best a witch. What other hobbies do
you have, other than argue who will get more of my inheritance? Unlike you, money throws itself
at me, and I have an extremely powerful witch (She just gave me more gold; Shit was SO hidden).
You are all failures who should just figure out the epitaph. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my witch.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)22:19 No.1677360
>>1677356
>>1677355
Coming up in just a few!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)22:20 No.1677361
>>1677360
Oh gosh, I cannot thank you enough, ye mighty one
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)22:35 No.1677366
>>1677355
>>1677356
I don't know why, but "shit was SO hidden" cracked me up something terrible.
Enjoy, mang. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nNRJBTlgSN
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)22:38 No.1677368
>>1677366
I think I came twice listening to that. You're truly peerless.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)22:38 No.1677369
Hey Douk, you're from /v/ aintcha? I saved this copypasta a few years ago; you might be
interested in it.
hey PC "master race", if you're master race than why can I kick your ass?
8 years of muay thai, 3 years of boxing and a black belt in BJJ.
If you're gonna talk shit, then why not meet me? How about times square, outside mcdonalds? I'll
have my bro with me to record me beat your ass down so I can upload it to youtube and show the
rest of /v/ how much of a fucking retard you are.
anyone got the balls? we'll set up a time.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)22:43 No.1677371
>>1677369
/v/ is my normal stomping ground, yes. Enjoy!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gXzEoa91Dl
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)22:47 No.1677373
>>1677371
Thanks alot. Oh and, this isn't a request, but http://pastebin.com/AmreuP0f is rich. You might
find something you like in here.
>> [_] AlwaysBetOn !DOUKLqE7n. 05/13/12(Sun)22:51 No.1677374
10 minutes to midnight on the east coast motherfuckers.
It's been a grand day.
Duke out!
