File[DEAD DRUNK 1.8.swf] - (1.84 MB)
[_] [G] Worlds most frustrating game Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)00:25 No.1687014
Simulating what its like to be drunk and wearing rollerskates all over your body
good luck getting past the tank
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)00:45 No.1687020
HOLY SHIT, THAT'S WHERE I GAVE UP.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)01:10 No.1687042
Beat it in ten minutes. Too easy.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)01:12 No.1687045
CAN'T READ MY CAN'T READ MY
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)02:00 No.1687099
>rollerskates all over your body
You mean springs. Rollerskates in this would be much easier.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)02:15 No.1687107
I wish in order to jump obsticles you didn't have to fucking jump a mile to clear a 2 foot step.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)02:24 No.1687117
>multiplayer
That must be glorious.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)02:34 No.1687124
Has the guy who made this game actually ever been drunk? You don't fucking bounce around like a
superball
>> [_] Anonymous 05/29/12(Tue)04:33 No.1687165
The only way to beat this game is to abuse "grab" which the instructions don't even tell you
about. When you press Ctrl you thrust your arm out in the last direction (I think) that you were
pressing in. The strategy for overcoming the hardest obstacles at the end basically ends up being:
1. Waddle forward with a direction key
2. Stop pressing the direction and press space
3. Mash Ctrl as fast as you can
4. Hope you land in safety while you recover
I did end up beating the game, but I have to say it was too short and too hard, and there was no
ending aside of "Thanks for playing"
Garbage.