File: MormonJesus.swf-(4.86 MB, Loop)
[_] Mormom Anonymous 11/03/12(Sat)00:37 No.1799205
>> [_] Anonymous 11/03/12(Sat)01:26 No.1799237
in the real video, MormonJesus looks stoned...
>> [_] Anonymous 11/03/12(Sat)01:36 No.1799244
When you die, you rule a new planet just for you.
When you sin, you are thrown out of the lottery in heaven to obtain godhood.
To advance in the church you must give a certain amount of your life earnings as tribute.
Once a high church rank is obtained, you are only recognized by other members and gods when you
die if you wear the "holy Mormon underwear" for the rest of you life and no other undergarments.
SEEMS LEGIT.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/03/12(Sat)01:42 No.1799248
>>1799244
which part?
>rule a planet
>godhood lottery
>money tribute
>the legendary MormonJesus undergarments
>> [_] Anonymous 11/03/12(Sat)01:45 No.1799250
>>1799248
All of it.
>> [_] Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti !.kY34XtGRg 11/03/12(Sat)06:03 No.1799349
YES! quality content~
