File: Help i am trapped in computer.swf-(5.94 MB, Loop)
[_] HE WONT LET ME OUT Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:27 No.1874338
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:28 No.1874339
HI!!! IM TIMOTHY!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW MEE HEE HEE FOLLOW MEE FOLLOW ME HEEH HEE FOLLOW ME FOLLOW MEE HEEHEHE!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:33 No.1874348
hello. this is neelams honors english teacher. i was calling to let you know that we weill be
going on a trip to cuba this summer and that neelam is invited. also, please do not bite my penis
off
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:34 No.1874350
please do not bite my penis off please do not bite my penis off
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:35 No.1874352
death death death death death death death death
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:37 No.1874354
i kneow the shit was in the shits when he got me shitty goth jewelry, the shittiest goth jewelry
for christmas. i am neither goth nor wear jewelry
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:38 No.1874355
OUR QUEEN RETURNS, BROTHERS!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:40 No.1874356
"I ownly want to see you happy and healthy, and blah blahb blah blah blah blah go kill yourself"
why the fuck did he make me buy him a 99 dolar seltzer machine for christmas. I swear, i will go
to his house and bust his windows in with a rock to make up for the grand i spent on something
that never existed. "I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU I HOPE WE CAN BRE FRIENDS BLAH BLAH GO KILL
HYOURSELF"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:43 No.1874360
heehehheheeheh hurry!! hhehheheheheheh hurry!! hehehehhehehe hurry!! hehehehehehe hurry!
ehhehehehheh hurry11 HEEEHHEHHE HURRY!! HEHEHHEHEHEH HURRY1111 HEEHHEHEHHEH EHURRYY!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:45 No.1874364
may you all slaughter screamerclauz, and all the shit children his legion of drugg addicted
suicidal whores will poop out in the very near future. !!!! the vision of it makes me shit my
pants in ultimate glee!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:46 No.1874366
please please please u hurry
i told u im trapped in computer why wont u let me out pelase thank you
>> [_] kill jimmy creamer Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:51 No.1874370
Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz
I think there's different degrees on love, and in the sense that I really care about you and only
want to see you happy, healthy and doing well, I for sure love you. I think the romantic parts
just faded off for me. I always enjoyed your company and you were always so good to me, but I
always felt so guilty because I could tell how in love with me you were and I knew I wouldn't be
able to give it back on the same level, and I think you deserve more then what I can give you. So
the more attached you got, the more the guilt piled on and every time I would see you sad when
you had to leave or rearrange your whole life just to spend more time with me, it would just end
up making me feel really bad.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:51 No.1874371
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>> [_] I WILL render your death DIE KREMNER DIE 02/02/13(Sat)00:52 No.1874372
I know it feels like you'll never find love again, but you will. You'll grow from all of this and
be able to find some one that makes you happy, and then you'll look back at all of this and
understand why it wasn't going to work. Your first heartbreak is always the hardest, but in time
it will feel better. Keep doing the therapy (hell if I could afford it I'd go to!) and I think
roller derby might be a really good outlet for you and a good way to make some new friends. I
wish the best for you Emily, I really do and I hope that I can see you again some day. Anytime
you want to talk about stuff feel free to contact me. I'd really like to be your friend, but I
understand it's going to be hard at first
>> [_] Dilute his facebook with death threats your mission: 02/02/13(Sat)00:54 No.1874375
But right now I'm broke and lost and I only have 1 thing going for me, so this is the way it has
to be. The guilt over having you come over here just to sit behind me for 16 hours was also a
large contributing factor to all of this, especially since you would insist on spending a week at
a time here. You (like me) have a giant hole inside of you that you expected me to soley fill,
and I just couldn't do it. It doesn't mean I don't care about you, it just means I can't be your
boyfriend. I'm sorry I wasn't more affectionate and that you had to "beg me for sex" and I'm
sorry I wasn't a better boyfriend, but I tried.
>> [_] in the name of alfred saturate his facebook with kill threats 02/02/13(Sat)00:55 No.1874377
Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz
I haven't changed my relationship status (although I did make it private) because truthfully I
don't wish to be bothered and I'm not really looking for a "replacement" I'd rather just be left
alone. I need to take time and figure my head out so I don't end up hurting anyone again or
getting myself into a bad relationship like in the past. The only reason I "dumped" you over the
phone was because i didn't want you to waste money coming up here on a bus and, as usual, I'm
broke and behind on bills so driving to philly wasn't exactly an option, and on top of it I
thought you were back at your moms. I didn't feel I had any other option, what would liked me to
have done? And if I did come in person who would have turned into crying and pleading and it
would have been ugly, and you know it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)00:57 No.1874380
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you HELLO GOODBYE HELLO GOODBYE fi child is father of the man then does that make father of man
the god of himself THE TRUTH LIES nothing is existing Last call for boarding platform 17 Las call
Should we tell them before E3 GODDAMMIT MAN SET THE TURRETS UP here we go again aren;t we UVB076
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>> [_] Render yourself str8 down to hell rot in hell james cremner 02/02/13(Sat)00:57 No.1874381
'when blackbirds fly'
more like 'when black birds take a shit all over my mind body and soul die jimmy creamer die rot
in hell forever'
>> [_] >>>1874380 02/02/13(Sat)00:59 No.1874385
find jimmmy creamer and kill his facebook with endless spam threats and shitporn. tlel him his
movie sucks so much ass and it smells like siiieeet.
Dont say its form me thow. do this on ur own accord, dear /s/lave.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:02 No.1874387
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subdirectory currently holds 2115 compressed filWho are you and why are you BROCK LOUIS DELANO
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file is encrypted to ensure a slowing of piracy attempts HATS HATS FOR THE POOR sing for the
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:02 No.1874390
I hate to say this to the Goddess, but not your personal army, faggot.
>> [_] Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz
02/02/13(Sat)01:02 No.1874391
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lieks suicidal bitches heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes cutters
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes psychoanorexicslutcunts but i tougt that wat was
i?????????????????????/ oh this world make no sense find jimmy cramer and kill him please. also
tell him his movie sucks major dick. the new peice of shit hes workin on when blackbirds fly it
is a major shitpile never watch it just shit on it thank you
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82222 Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz KILL HIM slaughter his mass litter of whore children
bred from sexually abused crippled whores thank you god bless
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:04 No.1874392
Welcome to here. It is space you can many breads.
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>> [_] jimmmy creamer 02/02/13(Sat)01:06 No.1874395
.1874390 WHY THE FAKKK CANT I DO THE /:"?L:>?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wt the number s anymore?!?
U not MY personal army, u ALFRED personal army. and u can only do it if you want to, u dont have
to.
JIMMY IGOTDELETEDREADME SCREAMERCLAUZ TOOK A SHIT ALL OVER MY HEART RIGHT AFTER I BOUGHT HIM A
9099 DOLLAR SELLTZER MACHINE FIND HIM AND KILL HIM NOW PLEASE THANK YOU FOR THE ALFRED
>> [_] Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz 02/02/13(Sat)01:11 No.1874403
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lieks suicidal bitches heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes cutters
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes psychoanorexicslutcunts but i tougt that wat was
i?????????????????????/ oh this world make no sense find jimmy cramer and kill him please. also
tell him his movie sucks major dick. the new peice of shit hes workin on when blackbirds fly it
is a major shitpile never watch it just shit on it thank you
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bred from sexuYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW MEE HEE HEE FOLLOW MEE FOLLOW ME HEEH HEE FOLLOW ME FOLLOW MEE HEEHEHEI!!! IM
TIMOTHY!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAYYYYYally abused crippled whores thank you god bless
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:11 No.1874406
>>1874395
Holy shit, you got him a fucking seltzer machine? I'd kill for some fucking seltzer water, love
that shit. Can I take it when he's dead?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:13 No.1874408
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:17 No.1874413
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YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM FOR ME AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE AL THE SELTZER WATHER IN THE
WORLD!!! HAHHAHHAHAHAH!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:20 No.1874417
>>1874413
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>> [_] Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz 02/02/13(Sat)01:21 No.1874418
hahhhahah a hahaa jimmy creamer likes sexually abused btiitches it is his favorite
BUT i thought i was sexuall y ABUSED ENUF/''""
?????????????????????? APPARENTLY i did not get raped hard enuf by my tard brother
hahahahahhhahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for jimmy to love me i was not sexxuly bused enuf
for his liking BUT I THUTTT GETTIN WOKEN UP AND TOUCHED BY UR DADDA WHILE UR MOTHER ON HER
DEATHBED WS SUFFICIENT SEXUUL BUSE?!!!!!??!!??!?
gues not guess not NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:26 No.1874420
alfred is the dog god of the worlddddyworlld
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:28 No.1874421
>>1874420
it's a doggy dog world
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:28 No.1874422
Alright, Emmy, seriously, you need to chill the fuck out.
Literally every single post in both of the threads you made was either made by me or you. It's
currently midnight in central time, and I've warned Jimmy that you're kinda flipping the fuck
out. He might be here right now, lurking, assuming he received my email in due time.
Regardless, chill. Something tells me that he didn't break up with you just because you weren't
pathetic enough (seriously, what kind of delusion is that?), and maybe if you take your time and
/think/ you can try to figure out.
In the meantime, goodnight, Emmy. Go to bed and try to calm down. Seriously, I'm sitting here
looking at the craziest ranting I've ever seen, and I'm about as amused as I am scared.
tl;dr: Chill out, sleep on it, try to get a little better grasp of why he broke up with you.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:30 No.1874424
1874422
HEY U FUCK I TOLD U TO BE ANONAMOUS, you are no longer my friend YOU ratted me out you little
snitch shit bitch!!!! you seere supposed to be annonomous ow well i dont care he is done with me
for good it doesnt mattter now it will never matter ahahhha yay
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:32 No.1874425
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:38 No.1874428
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:42 No.1874430
If you act like this after some guy breaks up with you I'd say he should have done it sooner.
Holy shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:48 No.1874433
1874430
hahahhahah yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now it is confirmed i truly do not deserve love jOYYYYY my self
fulfilling prophecy is now comlpppleete!~~~!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:54 No.1874438
Dude, the guy with the orange shirt looked just like me in prison garb. Freaked me out so much I
clicked it off.
Oh god, I'm gonna die a D-class. D:
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)01:54 No.1874439
I mean if he had done it sooner then maybe you wouldn't currently be so fucking psychotic and you
know take it like a normal person. If you weren't psychotically obsessive it isn't as if he would
have needed to escape from you, but the point is that he should have left before you could turn
into this, and before he would have to deal with you turning into this.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)02:00 No.1874451
1874424
u fucker u ruined my chances at getting adobe premeir tahnks a lot
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)02:04 No.1874459
Is that Emily speaking?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)02:05 No.1874461
god I wish you could sage in /f/. self bumping 12 yr olds.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)02:07 No.1874463
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)02:08 No.1874464
>>1874461
>12 yr olds
Do you know who you're referring to?
You just insulted Emily "Motherfucking" Youcis.
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE QUEEN OF /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)02:24 No.1874486
1874424
U FUCKIN RUINED MY CHANCES OF GETTING ADOBE PREMEIR ITS THE LAST THING I WANTDEEF ROM THAT FUCKER
AND NOW I HAVE NO MORE CHAHNCE THANKS A LOOTT!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)02:49 No.1874505
Wow, this grade of mental illness just isn't found these days online. Sort of a circa 1990's
vintage.
Very refreshing!
PS Emily I still love u now and forever. Email me, we can live in my mothers attic forever.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/02/13(Sat)03:31 No.1874543
What in the fuck am I bearing witness to?
