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[_] take it Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:05 No.2054416
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:12 No.2054421
>dat knife question
Every fucking time.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:13 No.2054423
>Emotion: F
>Your mantra is "Numbness is the key to survival."
Aww man... Still, Z+. Guess I'll make it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:35 No.2054434
>>2054423
^
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:40 No.2054435
>>2054423
>Z+
Comrade
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:46 No.2054439
B, B, C, F,
Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:47 No.2054440
>>2054435
B, C, D, F
Z+
Fuck yeah
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:47 No.2054441
B, C, F, F
Z+
Is it even possible to get a bad overall survival grade unless you're trying?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:52 No.2054445
>>2054441
well most 4chaners are better equipped for strangeness than others its just natural for us to do
better in extreme situations :P
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:54 No.2054447
Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:55 No.2054448
Some of the answers here are pretty stupid, not gonna lie.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)01:57 No.2054451
>>2054448
Agreed.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:02 No.2054455
>>2054451
think they are based off max brooks book and he really isn't an authority on gear or tactics
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:04 No.2054460
B,B,C,F
Z+
i need learn to ride horses
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:05 No.2054462
>>2054455
That would explain a lot.
I really didn't like that book.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:07 No.2054471
B, A, B, F, Grade Z+ here.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:12 No.2054476
B B B F
Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:20 No.2054485
>>2054462
a a a f z+
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:23 No.2054492
>>2054455
Yeah, seriously. Fortifications are monuments to man's stupidity, as Patton once said. Max Brooks
doesn't know shit.
In his book, zombies can withstand pressure at the bottom of the ocean, yet can still be stopped
by handgun rounds. Fuckin' inaccuracies everywhere.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:24 No.2054493
bbcfz+
fuck that "numbness" crap. Sure, I'll shoot my mom if she's already a zombie, but I'm not going
to sacrifice others for my safety. I wouldn't want to live with myself after that anyways, so who
the fuck cares if I don't survive because of it?
Dying on my feet is much better than living on my knees.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:27 No.2054494
>>2054423
B,B,D,F
In what situation is numbness not the answer?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:36 No.2054500
B, B, B, F
Z+
But this shit hole city is so boring and uneventful an apocalypse of any sort wouldn't bother
hitting here
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:38 No.2054503
A good quarter of the test is BS. Zombies take many forms.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:41 No.2054506
brb, getting the worst possible grade
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)02:48 No.2054511
z+ master race reporting in
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:02 No.2054522
ACDF
Z+
so is everyone here emotional?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:05 No.2054527
z+
I win
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:06 No.2054530
>>2054522
Being emotional seems to be the wrong answer, considering the description
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:12 No.2054537
>>2054530
well I couldnt leave a wounded friend
and I coundnt let the zombies eat someone right in front of me so I guess I deserved that F.....
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:15 No.2054540
>>2054537
I got an F, and i let the guy get eaten in front of me. Wouldn't abandon a friend though, still
got an F
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:18 No.2054541
B, D, F, F, = A overall.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:24 No.2054545
Some of these questions are fucking retarded
>Throwing a grenade at a group of zombies would not help, as it would not likely hit the brain
It will sure as hell slow them the fuck down, that's a given
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:26 No.2054546
>Smooth-edged knives are best, toothed knives will get stuck inside of the zombies when stabbed.
Because there is literally nothing you can do with a knife but stab a zombie with it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:27 No.2054548
ABCF Z+
It's not only about self preservation. Need numbers to ensure survival.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:37 No.2054550
BBBFZ+
Also, a plain edge knife is superior because it's a goddamn survival situation, not because it's
harder to stab zombies with a serrated or combo edge blade.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:38 No.2054553
Just to check: has anybody here gotten anything other than an F for emotion?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:46 No.2054558
>what would you do if someone is being attacked by zombies?
Check to see if they're hot before saving them, duh. It's like zombie movies don't think of what
happens after the apocalypse.
f in emotions and z+ overall btw
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:47 No.2054560
>>2054553
I guess this tells something about 4chan's demographic.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:49 No.2054562
You're supposed to get an f in emotions. It means you dont have them.
You need to be numb in an Apocalypse. it helps you kill the weak and ignore the injured.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:51 No.2054563
>asalt rifle is never good at long range
>they're for close range
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:57 No.2054568
Crowbar question is retarded, blood could be a vector for the pathogen, and there is no way a
machete could get through a vertibra with both a short handle and a blade designed to cut
vegetation.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:57 No.2054569
Anyone care to answer why the whole Assault rifle and SMG is a second best choice? cause im
pretty sure those are the two types of ammo that are least common when it comes to general
looting.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)03:58 No.2054570
Also how the fuck is night the "most popular" answer for 'when to travel'
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:00 No.2054572
B B C F
Z+
Would you use "an axe or a crowbar" at close range over an assault rifle?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:00 No.2054573
>>2054569
SMGs can fire pistol ammo of the same caliber
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:00 No.2054574
>42 replies
Well this should be fun
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:01 No.2054576
>claims there's no fuel for a car
>says cars will be everywhere
because I can't reinforce a truck
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:03 No.2054578
A
A
B
F
Z+
That's why I keep a combat knife next to my bed at all times.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:03 No.2054579
>>2054573
SMGs tend to be wasteful as fuck, too.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:05 No.2054580
>>2054579
unless you have to get them semi-auto (thanks, State-I-Live-In)
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:09 No.2054582
>B B D F
>Z+
Hell yeah motherfucker
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:10 No.2054583
>>2054580
>Semi-automatic SMG
That's not really a fucking SMG anymore, is it now?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:15 No.2054592
>>2054583
oh man you got me there, since obviously the name changes when you get the semiautomatic version
of a mp5
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:17 No.2054595
>>2054592
Go be stupid somewhere else.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:18 No.2054598
B C D D
got an A
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:19 No.2054600
>>2054592
The name may not change, but the classification sure as hell does. Not an SMG.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:27 No.2054610
B C C C
>Z+
Welp, I guess so.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:31 No.2054614
B,B,C,F
Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:41 No.2054625
>>2054600
what do you call it, then? 'weird-looking rifle with a fast action trigger'?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:50 No.2054629
>>2054600
it's still SMG
shit machine gun
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:50 No.2054631
>>2054579
real smg's are select fire you can put it on safe (no fire) semi ( single shot) or full auto so
they don't have to be wasteful
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)04:54 No.2054634
>>2054580
You would waste ammunition just zeroing in the sights. I'd go for a pistol and a carbine
personally. If it were up to me, I'd have an m1911 with a home-made silencer and an m1 carbine
myself.
>> [_] Krillin 07/28/13(Sun)04:57 No.2054639
A,A,A,F = Z+
yeah ok
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)05:09 No.2054659
B B B F Z+
I wasted the close friend who's infected, I checked to see if the person being attacked is good
looking, but help your traveling companion with a bum leg? You're an emotional little bitch.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)05:16 No.2054673
in case of infection go to: home, hospital, military base, mall
those are all stupid options, i would go into the forest because the population is less dense.
even if we are talking about a regular epidemic this is the right answer. even if we're talking
about any kind of disaster (except forest fire)
>> [_] Anonymous 07/28/13(Sun)05:26 No.2054701
>A
>B
>C
>F
>Z+
