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[_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)18:42 No.2074002
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:07 No.2074024
Its funny because Samus is a man.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:08 No.2074026
>>2074024
Hahahaha....wtf?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:12 No.2074033
>>2074024
then
>i would put my face between his fat butt cheeks
>i would bang samus in a totally homo way
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:15 No.2074037
>>2074026
>wtf?
Are you new here?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:15 No.2074040
>>2074024
No, you idiot.
Samus is a girl.
Metroid is a robot, and is samus's boyfriend.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:18 No.2074045
>>2074026
>>2074037
>>2074040
http://gamesdbase.com/media/system/nintendo_nes/manual/formated/metroid_-_1986_-_nintendo.pdf
read it and weep fags
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:20 No.2074047
>>2074045
That's not Samus, you fool.
That's Metroid. eh fights aliens and doesnt afraid of anything.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:22 No.2074050
>>2074045
>he is the greates of all space hunters
>he
in my cannon he get a transexual surgery for being a girl
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:23 No.2074051
>>2074047
On page 7 where it says ... "chosen for this mission Samus Aran. He is the greatest of all space
hunters..."
You know if you want to troll me, making yourself look like an idiot is not very effective.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:25 No.2074053
Best thing I've seen in a while. For once, OP was not a fag.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:34 No.2074068
>>2074045
page 7
>but "his" true form is shrouded in mystery
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:05 No.2074088
>>2074051
Man, you're stupid.
Have you even played the series?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:12 No.2074095
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:46 No.2074126
ITT people defending their sexuality because they fantasized about Samus, I want to say they got
trolled but I can't say that anymore without sounding autistic as fuck. I fucking hate everyone,
and the popularization of "memes". I never even found them funny before, but now seeing all these
retards acting like they're hot shit because they go on 4chan once a month calling other people
newfags thinking no one else knows what it means. Somehow I turn an insult into a rant, fuck me.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:51 No.2074130
Uh... just outta curiosity, why is everyone only talking about Metroid?
Snake and Falcon are there too.
>> [_] SAGE 08/12/13(Mon)21:10 No.2074144
>>2074130
Halo is a nice guy too
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)21:12 No.2074145
>>2074144
What about Zelda I loved Ocarian of Time
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)21:16 No.2074150
>>2074130
They can't get over the fact Nintendo advertised Samus as a man, but then flipped the titties out
as a gimmick. And yeah aside from Samus, Snake and Falcon are the only one's with defined asses
in the Smash series.
>> [_] SAGE 08/12/13(Mon)21:17 No.2074151
>>2074145
zelda is a nice guy too
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)21:53 No.2074180
>>2074051
You must be a shitty person to hang around with.
