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[_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)19:18 No.2172547
This flash is educational
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)19:25 No.2172557
Jesus. That's depressing.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)19:27 No.2172560
>>2172557
>A fruit is a structure of plant that contains seeds
Damn right it's depressing
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)19:53 No.2172590
It seems to be trying too hard to seem depressing.
It just seems kind of stupid when it basically says "You are completely worthless and you will
die a horrible death and no one will care."
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:04 No.2172605
>>2172590
The thing that makes it funny is that the depressing "facts" are mixed in with real facts, making
me accidentally believe the depressing "facts" for a split second, causing my heart to sink. It
tricked me into feeling something I wouldn't normally feel, which is funny and interesting to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:08 No.2172610
you misspelled indefinitely, you stupid bird
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:10 No.2172613
Does anyone know which song this is?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:14 No.2172616
>>2172613
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/259908
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:18 No.2172625
"You have no influence over your future." is just a little too stupid. It's not even trying to
sound like a fact. I'm being insulted by a seagull.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:26 No.2172631
>>2172616
Thanks a lot!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:30 No.2172640
>>2172625
>implying free will exists
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:34 No.2172644
>>2172625
I think the point is that he can fool people into believing these depressing "facts" for a second
because they are surrounded by actual facts. It's an interesting emotional/psychological effect.
For me, the point ISN'T whether they are actually facts or not.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:40 No.2172657
Now that was fascistic
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:46 No.2172676
>>2172640
I masturbated twice today on my own free will.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:56 No.2172692
>>2172676
>implying you aren't a dopamine-driven impulse engine
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)20:58 No.2172694
THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY.
JESUS CHRIST WHY.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)21:21 No.2172727
where is the database for the demotivational depressive quotes?