File: Hey Brah Buy an Xbone.swf-(5.62 MB, 640x368, Other)
[_] we next generation now = 12/14/13(Sat)18:42 No.2221376
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] 12/14/13(Sat)18:47 No.2221382
who let them into internetz
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)18:51 No.2221392
>Hot video game system
>Fabulous 15 list
>Lipstick
Is he going to fuck it?
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 12/14/13(Sat)18:55 No.2221398
I wouldn't get a Shitbox One if someone held me up at gunpoint and ordered me to buy it. Fuck
Microcock.
>> [_] @Non 12/14/13(Sat)19:08 No.2221422
is this a gay porn or something?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:09 No.2221423
>one of the best xboxes
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:12 No.2221428
he lost me and made me hate him at sweet headset
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:15 No.2221434
>>2221376
Oooooh wow an HDMI cable so fancy so genius including a cable you need to plug in the console
super kewl thank you Microsoft for thinking about all those details
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:15 No.2221435
The moment I saw his face, I wanted to hurt him.
The moment I heard his voice, I wanted to kill him.
The moment I saw him talk about the hottest video game system with that body movement, I wanted
to kill his family for allowing this fuck to exist.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:16 No.2221436
>as you can see, it's a lot lighter
Since when could you determine weight through sight alone?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:19 No.2221438
>>2221398
but it has a sweet new headset.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:28 No.2221451
>controller a lot lighter
>"better" grips so it's easier
wtf do they think we were doing it wrong?
Were people complaining, "holy shit this 360 controller is so heavy how do i quickscope"
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:29 No.2221452
Look at that jaw
I bet he could fit a really thick cock into his mouth
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:31 No.2221455
>>2221435
>>2221398
Why does /f/ has such reddit posts
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:40 No.2221464
>>2221455
>stop liking what i dont like
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:41 No.2221466
>>2221464
You're not using that phrase properly.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:45 No.2221471
>>2221464
Only applies when the object in question is not in actuality a cancerous pile of shit that sinned
against God, Man, and the Universe at large.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)19:58 No.2221484
Anyone have the reversed one where he packs up the Xbone to return it to the store?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)20:14 No.2221505
>One of the fastest Xboxs so far.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)20:19 No.2221508
>>2221376
They don't mention that you have to download a patch to use the damn thing. They just say you can
sit down and play right away, like it was some amazing fucking service Microshit is doing you by
giving you another bloody HDMI cable.
"Oh it's got an 8 core processor making it one of the best Xboxes so far!"
That means fucking shit all to anyone. It annoys me that parents would watch this and think it's
a legit review of the system.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)20:23 No.2221516
ITS THE FUCKING TOYSNRUS TOY CHANNEL
video is fucking aimed at 10yo's
you are just stupid as fuck for watching it
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)20:36 No.2221530
No negation
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 12/14/13(Sat)21:11 No.2221563
Here are the facts. The Xbox One wasn't even built for Gamers. The complete opposite in fact.
Microcock wanted to build it to screw gamers and force them to watch Television. Then after E3,
they figured out people weren't going to go for that shit, and would instead, buy a WiiU and a
PS4. People are doing that anyway now. The microsoft dickheads even stated they could and
probably will reinstate some of what the removed at a later date, once again screwing gamers. So
think before you buy that shitty console, unless you want their dick in your ass in which case,
bend over and let them deliver their bullshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)21:15 No.2221564
all the /v/ in this thread