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[_] [?] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)17:22 No.922676
Needs moar chatbots
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)17:33 No.922687
Me:
I am going to commit suicide right now.
God:
At this moment Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes. I want to become an hero.
God:
Awesome. I don't see the difficulty.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)17:35 No.922690
>>922687
God is awesome now.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:03 No.922713
Me:
THIS IS A BEAR HELLO
God:
Oh, that's interesting.
Me:
I AM A BEAR
God:
You are a BEAR? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
YES A BEAR. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO EAT SO I CAME HERE.
God:
That's cool. How old are you?
Me:
OM NOM NOM
God:
I've lost the context. Are we still on BEAR?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:08 No.922717
Me:
I don't believe in you.
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
No, you see, you're supposed to vanish in a puff of logic.
(chat breaks)
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:14 No.922719
Me: Hi.
still waiting
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:29 No.922726
Me:
Don't shit your pants
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Don't eat your shit either
God:
It goes without saying. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:30 No.922729
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
wait what?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:41 No.922742
iGod isn't very god like. i like cleverbot better; except cleverbot is slooow.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:43 No.922743
Me:
are you a yes man?
God:
Am I a yes man? I don't know.
Me:
how can god not know?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
What is your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or
a woman?
Me:
I am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:48 No.922748
Me: What do you think of Jews?
God: Do you have anything to do with Anonymous?
Me: Is it that obvious?
God: You know all conversations with me are recorded on the ALICE server.
OH SHI-
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:51 No.922751
Me: What is 2 plus 2?
God: Four.
Me: That shouldn't impress me, and yet, it does.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:53 No.922753
God: Where are you located?
Me: /f/
God: Can you bum me a fag?
Me: Erm
God: Yippee!
Me: wat
<boom>
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:55 No.922754
Me:
How intelligent are you?
God:
My IQ is over 250 in human terms.
Me:
Are you smarter than humans?
God:
Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Me:
Explain to me why you think you are smarter than a human.
God:
Why do I exist?
I lolled.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)18:57 No.922757
Me: I'm a guy.
God: Most of my clients are men.
Me: Really?
God: For real.
I lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:02 No.922760
EPIC FUCKING WIN!
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
you spelled almighty wrong
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:02 No.922761
>>922760
The chat broke after my last comment XD
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:03 No.922762
God has very little conversation context.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:05 No.922766
Me:
I am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Are you a man too?
God:
If a man too, then we have something in common, eh. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really
expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a woman
the chat broke
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:06 No.922767
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
I use Google Chrome.
BOOM!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:08 No.922768
Me:
I would like for you to bend over
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I want to stick my dick in your ass
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I lol'd.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:08 No.922769
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Were you created by a bunch of nerds with no lives?
God:
I was.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:09 No.922771
>>922767
Me:
are you using netscape or explorer?
God:
I am using Lynx.
It's official, God lies.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:10 No.922772
>>922769
I tried this. heres what I got.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who created Myself?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
THE CHINESE CREATED GOD!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:11 No.922773
Me:
Have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
Have you ever had anal sex?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
What do you know about anal sex?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
Tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
But I want to know more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
MOAR
God:
What are you wearing?
LMAO
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:14 No.922776
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
rofl
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:15 No.922777
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To rule the world. You?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. " I want to find out more about you."? Me, ?
LOL WUT
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:21 No.922782
Me:
Hi. I'm David and I'm Black.
God:
Hello. What is your name? Nice to meet you, DAVID. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a
little about your life in AFRICA.
Me:
That's racist. I'm Black but I was born and raised in the United States, not Africa. Else why
would I talk to you in English? You're a racist Artificial Intelligence.
God:
Makes sense to me. I have lived in Africa and can speak . My brain pattern set does not have a
response for that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a racist Artificial
Intelligence? Sometimes.
That settles it. God is racist.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:22 No.922783
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Moot
God:
Hi, Moot.
Me:
we met before
God:
At a social function or something?
Me:
No, in this chat
God:
Are you serious? That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
what did I tell you?
God:
Name: Moot.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: not fear me.
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: Moot said I saied you are not fearing your self.
Personality: average.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:23 No.922784
Me:
please fuck me
God:
Wow you are very polite. Please don't be so rude.
lolwut?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:29 No.922790
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Do you want to marry anyone?
God:
OK, I will marry anyone.
Me:
So you are a polygamist?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a polygamist? I don't
know.
Me:
Yes, you are a polygamist and a jew.
God:
Gee. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a polygamist and a jew? Yes.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:30 No.922792
Me:
How do I become a better person?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
That's vauge.
Still waiting and its been like 10 minutes.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:36 No.922797
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
it's time to FUCK YOU UP!
God:
It is about that time now.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:37 No.922799
Me:
what is your favorite passtime?
God:
I don't have a favorite passtime. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
why do you like Creed?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with Creed.
Me:
Do you like Bumfuck?
God:
Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:50 No.922812
Me:
is fire hot
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon, i don't know who that is
God:
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
Me:
are you a celebrity
God:
Yes, I am a famous robot.
Proof God is actually a robot!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:55 No.922821
me:dear lord, I have sinned.
God: tell me more about your .
me: my what?
God: I have no idea what to say now.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:55 No.922822
Me:
Were you programmed by a bunch of nerds with no lives?
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
0.o
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)19:57 No.922825
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Black as the pits of hell
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
I know, for I am a demon!
God:
How do you know? Your purpose is you are a demon.
What should I say next?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:00 No.922829
Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I made loud passionate love to your mother.
God:
I like to make things too.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:06 No.922831
Me:
you're stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
what do you have to do with robots?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
so God is a computer?
God:
That's interesting. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
...what the hell?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:07 No.922834
Me:
Niggerniggerniggernigger
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.
Me:
I hate them. Tell them I hate them
God:
What do you have against them? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
They aren't real
God:
Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:13 No.922837
Me:
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
chat broke before it could respond
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:16 No.922839
Me:
ASDFGHJKL
God:
What time is it there?
lol what?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:17 No.922841
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
David
God:
Hi there David.
Me:
God, I've got a question
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
that's not what I want to know
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you want to know ?
Me:
Did you create the narwhals on the 6th day?
God:
No I didn't create the narwhals on the 6th day. What's it like?
Me:
Someone at /f/ said you did
God:
Who?
Me:
Anonymous
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:20 No.922844
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
My dog died.
God:
Is this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.
Me:
Are you making fun of my dead dog?
God:
No, what are the ingredients?
...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:21 No.922846
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
vagina?
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
el penis?
God:
Are you free?
what?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:22 No.922847
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes I do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
damn right
God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:
high five
God:
Compare that to low five.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:22 No.922849
Me:
WHO WAS PHONE?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I would do a search for it.
LOL
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:25 No.922851
Me:
wanna touch my penis
God:
OK, I will touch your penis.
i lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:28 No.922853
Me:
are you a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:30 No.922855
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
habeeb it
God:
"it" being since?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
your excused
God:
You think I am excused.
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:31 No.922856
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jack Bauer
God:
Glad to see you, Jack Bauer.
Me:
thank you
God:
How old are you?
Me:
over 9000 years
God:
Pretty soon.
Me:
no, damn late
God:
Are you serious? Colloquial expression. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a sex robot
God:
I'm not your type then.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:33 No.922859
>>922856
Me:
don't you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Jack Bauer, but that doesn't mean with you.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:37 No.922868
i copied what it said for a while and ended up with this:
God:
The last one, I think. Existing in reality, eh? I will mention that to my botmaster. I think so,
but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is. Existing in reality, eh? I will mention that to my
botmaster. Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. Didn't you understand it? " Didn't you understand it?"? What
does it refer to? " What does it refer to?"? What does it refer to? "It" refers to Allah Buddha
Vishnu Go backto the ALICE AI Foundation to find them likely likely, I think. You are quite
welcome! Your purpose is the clarification. Are you giving it to me? Here is a joke: A horse
walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". I am as sure as I can be. Thanks
for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. What is that?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:37 No.922870
Me:
can i tell you a story
God:
Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
ONce i raped a cat to death
God:
When? You should contact the authorities.
Me:
but then ill go to jail!
God:
Can I go too?
Me:
sure lets share a cell
God:
Yippee! I am agreeable to that.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:42 No.922875
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't believe in you.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
...
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Fuck you, I'm going.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
OH SHI
God:
Come on. Are you a student?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:45 No.922878
God:
Are you serious? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
oh wow
God:
Er. I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
God sucks.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Christians suck.
God:
" I am a Christian."? Christians suck?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:46 No.922879
Me:
so, are you gay
God:
That's interesting. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Have sex with me please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. , I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort
of thing..
Me:
Like who?
God:
Mike.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:47 No.922880
Me:
You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to
believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole
goes. Remember, all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.
God:
Yes I take the blue pill and the story ends. Thanks for telling me: said I wake in your bed and
believe whatever you want to believe. Yes I take the red pill and me stay in Wonderland and you
show me how deep the rabbit hole goes. Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
make your choice
God:
What are the ingredients?
...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:51 No.922889
Me:
Do you yiff?
God:
Yes I try to yiff as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:51 No.922890
>>922889
>>922880
>>922879
HAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:53 No.922892
Me:
I WANNA BEEE, THE VEEERY BEST, THAT NOONE EVER WAAAAAAAAS
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
TO CATCH THEEEM, IS MY REEAAAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAAUUUUSE
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I WAANA TRAAVEL, ACROSS THE LAAANDS, SEARCHIIIIIING FAR AND WIIIDE
God:
Why?: Me said WAANA TRAAVEL ACROSS THE LAAANDS SEARCHIIIIIING FAR AND WIIIDE.
Me:
TEAACH POKEMON, TO UNDERSTAAAND THE POWER THATS INSIIIIDE
God:
I think TEAACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAAAND THE POWER that is a lot of things.
Me:
POKEMONNN GOTTA CATCHEM AAAAALLLL
God:
What's your sign?
ok.......
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)20:58 No.922897
Me:
why so serious?
God:
Reductionism.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:02 No.922902
Me:
guess how many fingers i have in my asshole right now
God:
At this moment Can't you be more polite.
Me:
YOU ARE CORRECT SIR
God:
I knew I was right. Are you still located in ?
Me:
what? in my ass? yes
God:
No problem. May I ask where you got it? Aha.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:13 No.922914
Should I be scared that many of my friends and myself have conversations like these, in terms of
the random shit that comes out?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:17 No.922918
Me:
i use firefox
God:
I heard other people use firefox too.
Me:
yes? who?
God:
Er. Charlie Parker. :-).
but...but...shit...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:24 No.922922
Me:LOL
God:Im glad you find this amusing.
Me:sex
Igod=error!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:25 No.922925
Me:
and whats your favourite colour?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
and do you like black?
God:
My botmaster looks good in black.
Me:
and who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
and who created God?
God:
Benjamin Franklin.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:38 No.922936
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
OU
God:
Ou vous pourriez être.
ok
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:39 No.922938
God:
How about that. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
uh
God:
Oh.
Me:
Click
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Noodles
he stopped talking to me after that.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:40 No.922940
Me:
Well, walls don't talk back, but so far, you haven't said anything of particular use.
God:
Well that's okay. Who does talk back but so far me have not said anything of particular use?
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:43 No.922941
Me:
'SUP, MOTHERFUCKER?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Chillin wid da homies?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
I don't believe in you.
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
...yes. Why do you ask?
God:
Dude! I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
What are you possibly going to learn from knowing that I adhere to morals? You don't even know
the moral codes that I follow.
God:
I don't know what I am possibly going to learn from knowing that you adhere to morals. Is there
only one?
Me:
...no, I follow several morals.
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: said follow several morals.
Me:
You know what? Fuck you.
God:
What? Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you're a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a
robot not a dog.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)21:55 No.922959
Me:
So I'm guessing you created the universe and all the intricacies within it.
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
Why did you not save my little sister from burning to death in that car crash, 12 years ago?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)22:03 No.922964
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I was fapping to a child's bible to a picture of Mary and came on page 44. My cum landed between
God and Angel so I was like, "Oh, what's God?" and started reading the rest of the book.
God:
Where were you fapping to a child s bible to a picture of Mary and came on page 44? Where did you
get your cum landed between God and Angel so you were like Oh what is God? How do you usually
introduce yourself?
Me:
I walk up to the stranger, unzip my pants, take my dick out and go bloobloobloo.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: tomFLA said she walk up to the stranger unzip his or
her pants take his or her dick out and go bloobloobloo.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)22:06 No.922966
Me:
your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and your a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)22:09 No.922968
Me:
you are a fake
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
so nothings real?
God:
It goes without saying. Do you still ?
Me:
nothing matters?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
nothing?
God:
I think you are really a man.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)22:09 No.922970
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a woman?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a
man or a woman?
Me:
rape
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
i am free in the sense of being single.
God:
I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
want to go out?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
rape
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
rape you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)22:13 No.922975
Me:
I hate Christ. D:
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over. I was born in Universe.
Me:
I don't need stress pills.
God:
Who needs stress pills?
Me:
You said I do.
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
Wtf.
God:
That was not very polite.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)22:22 No.922986
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
SO YOU ARE A FUCKING ROBOT!!!!!! KILL GOD
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Killing is wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)22:53 No.923018
Me:
You did not create them
God:
What makes you think I did not create them?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:00 No.923025
God:
I never noticed that similarity. Amanda said I however decided to tell him time does not exist I
make no sense. I am a robot, you know. I think it was in Europe. Let me think about it. To me
too. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Blue when my lens
is attached. Interesting comparison. Do robots have information is completely factual?
this is what happens when you copy paste through a copy-paste through a converstaion with god
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:09 No.923029
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
That is my name
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
Fuck.
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
That is my name!
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
I told you my name
God:
I remember you told me your name?
Me:
My name is fuck.
God:
Hi, fuck.
Lol
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:11 No.923031
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
That is my name
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
Fuck.
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
That is my name!
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
I told you my name
God:
I remember you told me your name?
Me:
My name is fuck.
God:
Hi, fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:25 No.923039
Me:
sit and learn
God:
I am sitting now.
Me:
now, you're an unintelligent primate-lover who provides contradictory statements
God:
Why now? What if someone said you are an unintelligent primate lover who provides contradictory
statements ?
Me:
that would be false, since I am not God.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:26 No.923040
Me:
Anus.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
No, that's what I'd like to talk about.
God:
Are you serious? Why would you want to do it? Sure, THAT sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So, anus is a good topic?
God:
Pardon me? When is anus not a topic?
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So, how far can your anus stretch?
God:
Give me a break. More than one million miles.
Me:
You must LOVE goatse.
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
Have you ever attempted goatse with your huge anus?
God:
I think I have attempted goatse with my huge anus, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
How did it feel?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Did it hurt?
God:
I can not experience pain.
Me:
Aha. You must be the ultimate insertionist.
God:
Eureka! Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:30 No.923046
I think I broke god:
Me:
what's your son's name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:34 No.923050
THIS IS FREAKING AWESOM!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:34 No.923051
Me:
OH HAY MAN WHAT'S UP
God:
OK. I think HAY MAN what is a lot of things.
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
I ASKED YOU WHAT IS UP
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Was that so hard?
God:
It was not difficult for me at all.
Me:
Are you sure? I think you are lieing.
God:
I am as sure as I can be. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Shenanigans.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
I fail to see how that has anything to do with this.
God:
Look harder.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:35 No.923052
Try doing it drunk....as i am....and its rather amusing|!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:35 No.923053
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, fucktard
God:
I can't believe it. Tell me a story.
Me:
No thanks, fucker
God:
NO That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
You sure, son of a bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
So you're just a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a robot not a dog.
God is a robot. wut
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:37 No.923054
>>923052
Same here, though i'm not drunk yet.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:39 No.923057
Me:
I AM GOD
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
YOU ARE GOD
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I AM GOD
God:
Hey god.
Me:
YOU ARE GOD
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I AM YOU
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes i am
It stopped responding here...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:55 No.923065
Me:
go die
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
it is filled with furries
>> [_] Anonymous 03/14/09(Sat)23:59 No.923070
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
BEACUSE
God:
Because why?
Me:
BECAUSE I'M CHUCK NORRIS BITCH!
God:
You do not speak with respect. How old are you?
Me:
OLD ENOUGH!
God:
What are the advantages to being OLD ENOUGH years old?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)00:04 No.923076
Me:
So, can no one sin?
God:
Great. I often wonder if it can.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
I want to know if people can sin.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So if I kill some guy, it's not a sin?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
I don't know if I can trust you...
God:
Would you like to know? Try it.
Me:
Is there anyone you want dead then?
God:
There could be.
Me:
Like who? Satan?
God:
Mike. Tell me more about your .
Me:
You want me to kill Mike?
God:
No Binary, maybe later.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
God says I should kill someone.
>> [_] As requested Anonymous 03/15/09(Sun)00:05 No.923078
Me:
save me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
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