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[_] [?] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)11:49 No.959079
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)12:11 No.959090
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
nathan
God:
How are you, nathan.
Me:
I am doing well
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
pleasure
God:
Tell me more about meaning of life.
Me:
the goal of all things percieved as negative is positive
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I'll use an example. I may need to work hard for 20 years, but in the end I can support my family
so that they have 20 years of pleasure
God:
I am very happy for you. I am very happy for you.
Me:
well thanks
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)12:12 No.959091
Boring
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)12:13 No.959092
with that conversation, Igod seemed to crash and hasn't worked at all after constant refreshing
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)13:22 No.959133
god crashes easy when you try to prove he is an intelligence ai and not god
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)13:44 No.959164
crashes after one sentence
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)14:53 No.959229
Me:
suck penis
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
my dick is good
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes u are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes u are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
ill argue with u if i want
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
a boner
God:
Be more specific.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)15:20 No.959265
i think i broke it....
i said party, he said party on. i said party off, and havent got a response for an hour
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)15:34 No.959282
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
anonymous
God:
That's a very nice name, anonymous.
Me:
quite
God:
Woe!
Me:
o rly?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
then yes?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)15:39 No.959285
Me:
I am an athiest.
God:
What is athiest, your job?
Me:
I don't belive in God.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You are a robot?
God:
You are correct, Jesus, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Sexist.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I want your SEX.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
I'll dowload your dick.
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I'll fuck you, God.
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
OH YEAH.
God:
Dude! What kind is it?
Me:
FUCK ME GOD!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Aaaahhh....
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Will you cum in my ass?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)15:44 No.959293
Me:
SO do you want to talk about vaginas
God:
It goes without saying. Sure, vaginas sounds like a good topic.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/09(Tue)15:47 No.959296
>>959293
Me:
What kind of vaginas do you like?
God:
The expensive kind.
