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[_] [?] LogicNinja's tripcode is logicninja. !X/WncDCXNA 05/12/09(Tue)22:07 No.978168
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 05/12/09(Tue)22:50 No.978205
What mormon fundamentalists believe is far more bizarre than christian fundamentalists.
long story short:
Space Jesus and his brother the galactic devil.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/12/09(Tue)22:56 No.978211
Mormon Jesus *Music* Morman Jesus
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)00:04 No.978240
stop...mormon time
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)00:22 No.978249
That was fucking hilarious!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)00:27 No.978253
blasphemous win
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)00:32 No.978256
>>978205
Also that Jesus took his own fucking mother as his wife. Also that whore Mary
Magdelwhateverthefuck and some other cunt called Margaret that I do not recall from my limited
training in lies.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 05/13/09(Wed)00:47 No.978272
>>978256
I would seriously join Cybertronianism if it was an actual religion.
Long ago the autobots and decepticons were engaged in an endless battle that lasted for thousands
of years. They came to earth to end their war. The prophet Optimus Prime died at the hands of the
evil megatron, leader of the decepticons, for our sins. Optimus Prime will rise from the grave
and transform and save us all and deliver us to cyberton to end the war between decepticons and
autobots once and for all, where we will live side by side with the autobots forever.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)00:49 No.978273
AUGH-
Mormon time.
>> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 05/13/09(Wed)03:32 No.978371
>>978256
Actually, that's just some weird bullshit made up to try and make the jesus of mormonism seem
different from the jesus of orthodox christianity. In reality, there's no piece of mormon
doctrine saying anything about jesus' wives, or if he had any in the first place.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)03:50 No.978382
Joseph Smith.
OH, OH OH!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)03:56 No.978388
So much win.
Saviour of the planet earth would be-
*Mormon jesus*
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)05:19 No.978426
The indian with the :U face gets me every time.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)05:29 No.978432
>>978272
Plz stfu. Transformers sucks my balls.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/13/09(Wed)05:45 No.978443
this is by far the best thing on f right now, i just have it on repeat in the background.
