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[_] [G] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)12:08 No.938809
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)12:51 No.938838
I am lost in /jp/, have all the shit, what now
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)12:56 No.938841
HALP
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)14:55 No.938887
TAKE GATEWAY! NEVER drop it, this one of the few things you can permanantly fuck up.
go to 4chan, talk to scientologist, use hyperlink on /jp/
go to /jp/
use ddr machine, take code
open shii's box, take shii AND box
talk to watanabe
open dumpster, take ID and butter
take ramen, pokeball, wand
use gateway to go back to the hub
use code on portalizer
go to habbo
use elevator, use afro on duck
take proxy, use proxy, NEVER drop it!
open pool, take aids
use aids on nigra, open briefcase, take hyperlink
open dresser in the other room, take dollar
use gateway
go to 4chan
proxy will let you explore more
use hyperlink on /v/, go to /v/
use dollar on manager
talk to error, take mysql, take one fire
use fire on bush, go down
open barrel, take cloud, close barrel, take barrel
use battletoads on war operation, take apple
open spectacle rock, take code
go down through the lava
use apple on the guy, take gun
use closet
use pokeball on farfetch'd, take leek
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)14:55 No.938888
open window
open trophy case, take wifi trophy
use light switch, take hyperlink
use wifi trophy
use sandbag, look in sandbag
take cd, take white house trophy
use gateway
use code on portalizer
go to youtube
USE the portals here, not "go", for some reason
use cd on jim
use dance on rick, take rickroll
open boat, take baby
take can
use barrel on tom, take microphone
use microphone on tay, take rain
use gateway
go to 4chan
use hyperlink on /a/
go to /a/
use rickroll on dancers, take hyperlink
open dresser, take uniform, wear uniform
open desk, take book
use book on taichi, take bike
go through well
(go down twice, then go UP to get to the other side)
use ramen on naruto
use leek on orihime, take spincock
use gateway
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)14:56 No.938889
go to 4chan
use hyperlink on /f/
go to /f/
use fire on furpile, take bottle
use fire on dota dancers, take hyperlink
use fire on anubis, take con badge
use fire on 255 furfags, take code
use gateway
use code on portalizer
go to 4chan
use hyperlink on /d/
go to /d/
use wand on clit, take juices
use rain on tubgirl, take code
use juices on goatse, take rei
use either ovary, take steroids
talk to bridget, take bridget
use gateway
use code on portalizer
go to the hood ("go hood" is the command)
take ride, use ride on sign, take sign
use gun on DMX, take lazer
use bike on nigga, take hyperlink
take the african american lady
use gateway
go to 4chan
use hyperlink on /b/
go to /b/
put mysql in file field, use post button
take mysql, take post button, take email field
use rei on sage man, take sage
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)14:58 No.938891
use spincock on cockmongler, take web
use sign on no-u guy, take copypasta
use copypasta on nigger
use sixty niggers on happy negro, take internet
use gateway
at the hub, type "log out" in the prompt
open nightstand, take camera
if you go east or west on the first floor, do NOT go north or south
open cabinet, take knife
use camera on sister
open camera, take sd card
use sd card on scanner
type "log in" into the prompt
take CP
go to 4chan
go to /b/
use cp on hansen, take seat (literally)
use bridget on pedobear, take girdle, take F5
use f5
use internet on efg, take code
use gateway
use code on portalizer
go to kitchen
open email field
put sage in email field
use email field on boss
use gateway
go to 4chan
use clover on 4chan logo
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)14:59 No.938892
use can of powdered toast, take toast
use butter on toast
type "masturbate" in the prompt
use cum on buttered toast
use shii on sticky toast
use anti-gravity device on 4chan logo
use 4chan logo
use shii's box on longcat
use girdle on moot, take ban hammer
take mask, wear mask
take hate machine
use gateway
go to fox news
drop hate machine, use hate machine
Put "[DSF][AR][G][EG]" in password field
use post button
go east
use bottle on fox, take fox
use gateway
go to 4chan
go to where the /jp/ portal is
drop longcat box, use longcat box
you are now in front of the portal to /x/
go to /x/
use steroids on fox, use beefy fox on dog
open curtains
use web on redshirt
use soulcatcher machine, take thetan
use thetan on e-meter
stay in the e-meter room
type "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" in the prompt
type "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" in the prompt
take badge
use ban hammer, win.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/31/09(Tue)15:00 No.938893
I probably should have put this at the start of all this, but it's much more fun to figure it all
out for yourself. It's pretty cleverly designed, a good throwback to old adventure games. I
suggest using this guide as a last resort.
