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[_] [?] you think thats the sadest thing ever? Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:23 No.975090
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:28 No.975094
LOL
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:33 No.975096
ololo. You dont know about sad
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:36 No.975097
This made me lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:38 No.975099
I havn't laughed that hard in awhile.
>> [_] SamSherman !!TcQ7A8Eh8hm 05/07/09(Thu)17:39 No.975102
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:39 No.975103
:(
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:42 No.975107
Darwin strikes again
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:44 No.975108
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I'm going to hell for laughing
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:45 No.975109
Shit effects are shit.
Also op can't spell for shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:46 No.975112
I didnt laugh at all.
I came profusely
>> [_] The Laziest Troll 05/07/09(Thu)17:46 No.975113
He should've tokyo drifted into the family.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:47 No.975114
requesting someone edit this flash with the peewee's big adventure theme playing in the background
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:48 No.975116
hahahaha
I love how heartless this place can be.
really makes me feel alive :3
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:50 No.975120
What's sad is that the ricer kid didn't get pwned.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:54 No.975123
ITT: Internet TUFF GUYZ
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)17:56 No.975126
i would tell you off about how a wish you would all an hero. GREATLY. but no one in this hell
hole will listen so i will take refuge in knowing that i am better then you as a person in every
way possible. k? unless you had the slightest bit of sadness and didnt post "LOLOLOLOL I GUFAWED
WHEN THE MOTHER GOT HIT HURR DURR"
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:00 No.975127
>>975126
What? So we're all supposed to BAWWWWWWW over some child actor getting tomato sauce sprayed on
their face? This shit happens all the time every single day. Crying about it doesn't change
anything.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:02 No.975128
>>975126
My grandmother was killed when a speeding driver ran a red light...and you got sad from a video?
you pile of shit...
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:03 No.975130
>>975126
Just what this thread needed, a stupid bleeding heart faggot to clash with the 14 year old
internet tough guys.
Christ I hate /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:06 No.975134
alright who else lold at the scene where the kid got hit by the van crossing the street?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:07 No.975136
>>975134
He struck a dramatic pose.
It'd be funnier if they let it run for a few more seconds and the girl received the text.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:07 No.975137
BUT WHO WAS MEDIA QUALITY?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:07 No.975138
I laughed when loverboy walked out in front of that van. THAT is "blind love" for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:09 No.975139
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A VAN
BERSERKER
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:12 No.975140
They got at the pair where the guy got crushed to death around her legs.
But that grease shit was just too corny to be sad.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:12 No.975141
fucking awesome
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:13 No.975144
>>975139
......................WTFLOLBBQSAUCE!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:14 No.975145
you know what? you make a good point...i take back everything...
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:14 No.975146
>>975123
Dont mistake tough guys for people who no longer have souls, or still have them, just locked
deeply away
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:15 No.975147
>>975138
I did too, dipshit thinking with his cock.
What's so tragic about that?
"HURR I WANNA FUCK YOU" *walks out onto street*
GUYS. PLAY "Breakfast machine" by Danny Elfman while watching this. seriously.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:15 No.975149
that kid whose mom got killed over later became the crime-fighting vigilante, optimus prime
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:19 No.975150
the only thing i could think of that would make this flash more perfect is a flashing red 'OWNED'
marquee scrolling along the bottom.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:20 No.975152
>>975147
It's tragic because you know they'll blame the van driver.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:21 No.975153
>>975138
>>975134
Oh god I feel better that i'm not the only one. The rest were "Alright some person got killed"
but that stupid fucker deserved it. I just simply could not stop laughing at how retarded that
was, lrn2lookbothways.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:21 No.975154
>>975146
Don't mistake a post like this for was it really is.....TROLL BAIT!!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:21 No.975156
I SAID I WAS BEING A FAG!! I KNOW!! DONT TELL ME AGAIN!!
>> [_] NiGHTSChao !!rKI5WF/3adk 05/07/09(Thu)18:23 No.975159
I'm sorry but everyone in that video was either a bad driver or just a complete fucking idiot.
I have no pity
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:24 No.975161
Guy: imma x st
Girl: kcu
Girl: lolvan
Guy: ohshi
Girl: lol, pwn
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:35 No.975171
the saddest thing was the song imo
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:39 No.975175
for it to be tragic, you have to be able to empathize with the characters, they can't just be
stereotypes but fleshed-out, this is just visceral entertainment
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:40 No.975176
Jesus fucking christ. Maybe I wanted to feel sad, but I couldn't because that song IS JUST
FUCKING ANNOYING GOOD GOD I HATE IT SO MUCH, IT PISSES ME OFF, DEESE WOONDS DEY WILLL NOOOT
HEEALLAL IIT"S SOO FCUKING WHINY GOD DAMNIT I AM ANGRY FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU ADN FUCK YOU TOO FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:44 No.975182
>>975176
replace shitty music with yakety sax or breakfast machine, instant win
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:47 No.975184
>>975161
yeah, that needs to be in the vid
>>975176
So... I'm guessing you might not like this song.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:52 No.975194
Oh god a cat, lets swerve to miss it and roll the car!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:53 No.975197
The seat belt thing was actually really clever.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:58 No.975204
>>975161
You know someone was recording it and would post it on youtube later.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:59 No.975205
LULZ I'M SU BADASS SEE MY LAUGING LULZ EPIX LUL MAN DO A BARL ROLL
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:00 No.975208
BBC NEWS ALERT
Loverboy strikes again! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7598674.stm
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:00 No.975209
>>975152
Fucking right.
Let's not blame the dumb ass teenager who just walked out into the road.
Because he turns out to be a promising athlete.
Anyone else ever notice it's always the "popular" "good guys" who are actually "dicks" who get
hit by cars?
God is telling us something.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:03 No.975211
>>975126
newfag
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:04 No.975212
>>975182
I saw one of these on /f/ regarding a landmine incident with yakety sax playing... anyone have it?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:04 No.975213
>>975126
Naw, bro.
I laughed at the "mommy?" after that.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:09 No.975216
>>975208
>The boy broke his nose and shoulder in the incident, which police say he was lucky to survive.
>He has now made a full recovery.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:09 No.975218
the kid who walked out into the fucking road
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. kid fucking had that coming
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:14 No.975224
OH LAWD I CAME
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:14 No.975226
Was that Zac Efron? I LOL'd hard. The original I baaawww'd
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:16 No.975228
/r/ version with the song move bitch get out of the way. make it happen!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:18 No.975234
in b4 small penis
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:18 No.975237
best one was the car rolling into the couple and the chick getting stuck there imo
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:21 No.975242
FUCK ENGLAND.
but that is sad. yeas.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:26 No.975249
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpHtmLEQyQI
enjoy
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:27 No.975251
/r/ hooded version
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:29 No.975256
>>975237
Yeah, that gave me some perverted thoughts when she was doing those moves trying to get out.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:32 No.975260
i like the guy whose soul was like "well fuck this shit" and jumped back into his body. he was
hardcore.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:32 No.975261
When the couple got their legs squished I couldn't help but laugh. This shit tries way too hard
with that fucking cheesy music and that retarded scene where their SOULS ARE RISING FROM THEIR
BODIES HURR DURR SO POIGNANT.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:36 No.975266
was anyone else expecting this to suddenly cut to a scene of, i dont know, the car destroying
bonus stage from street fighter or something?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)19:43 No.975271
>>975260
Seatbelt fuck yeah.
But seriously, this shit tries too hard, can't deny it.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:03 No.975285
>>975139
Oh jesus I lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:03 No.975286
lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:05 No.975290
running out of beer at weekend is sad...
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:11 No.975299
That's not funny, my brother etc.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:20 No.975304
That kid's gonna be traumatized for life, and grow up to be a /b/tard.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:25 No.975308
Needs moar Yakety Sax in the background, it makes everything funny. :D
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:34 No.975322
i dont think the drivers did anything wrong, those people need to stay the fuck off the road.
roads are for cars, not people.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:36 No.975324
All of you are fucked up!!!! It doesn't matter about the special effects, don't even joke
around!!! Every single one of you are going to HELL!!! SO FUCKED UP!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:40 No.975329
Notice how all the drivers are british?
Really makes you think.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:46 No.975334
>>975208
clearly the kids fault
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:52 No.975342
>>975134
I immediately thought that the kid has been playing too much Half-Life 2, and was merely trying
to reenact the Rag doll physics to show off to his Video Game loving girlfriend. (He didn't text
Hi!, he typed "HL!" stands for half-life.)
Too bad it went horribly wrong. :(
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:53 No.975343
>>975208
Fuck I lol'd again. I like how his friend was about to jump over the railing as well but then
stopped himself and walked away from the scene.
This is just too good.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:54 No.975345
Would of been better if the girl texted him "van!" and he checks his phone and gets hit.
Also the driver was texting.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:55 No.975346
Am I the only one who thought that the one where the girl gets her legs trapped is a really
fucking improbable situation?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:56 No.975348
some were over exaggerated and other you would be perfectly ok if you just wear your seatbelt
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:56 No.975349
Funniest thing ive seen on 4chan in a while.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:57 No.975351
>>975342
lol'ed again
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:59 No.975352
>>975208
he's lucky the bus broke his fall, I mean the same shit or worse would of happened he his face
hit the ground.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)20:59 No.975353
>>975346
yep. I've heard of cases of stuff like that happening, like a drunk driver swerves off the road
and pins a guy against a building but not to the almost Rube Goldburg effect as that video.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:00 No.975356
ITT: People don't really laugh when they watch this, they pretty much just sit there.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:04 No.975365
"So you see kids, if you drive, you're just going to kill somebody, so you're better off staying
the fuck away from anything automobile related."
"Thanks Joe, now I know!"
"And knowing is half the battle!"
GI JOOOOOOOOE
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:06 No.975369
sage for heartless faggots who are going to hell, god have mercy on their souls
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:06 No.975371
>>975356
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:09 No.975373
On an unrelated note, that old man looked like Magneto.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:11 No.975374
>>975369
Give me actual footage of people having this shit done to them, then I'll have some sympathy.
This shit? It's like that UK "Think!" advert telling you to not use a phone in the car because 10
seconds after you answer YOU FUCKING DIE.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:17 No.975387
HOW DARE YOU ALL NOT WEEP AT THIS SACCHARINE, HALF-ASSED ATTEMPT TO REPLICATE TRAGIC CAR
ACCIDENTS! YOU'D BETTER GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY TO THE BABY JESUS SO THAT YOU DON'T BURN IN THE
FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, SINNERS!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:33 No.975410
>>975159
That's the point of the video
>fucking idiot
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:40 No.975419
Music made me laugh more than anything, and some of those clips were like Final Destination-esque
over the top. Couldn't even take that shit seriously.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:51 No.975430
Bawwww!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)21:52 No.975432
Best part is when the stupid teenagers were texting eachother and he gets hit, you can hear the
fucking scream from Time Splitters.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)22:05 No.975453
the van one was the best
>> [_] Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière !!Bzaov8/XKWn 05/07/09(Thu)22:15
No.975463
Just kinda "man that sucked" at most of these.
But that one where the businessman LOOK AT ME I'M SO AWESOME dick rear ended the car and caused
it to hit the kid's mom made me sad.
Mostly because I've seen dicks like him.
>> [_] The Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 05/07/09(Thu)22:20 No.975471
Ah. A troll pissfest. That's why there's 98 replies.
Some of the scenarios were so dramatically overdone, I couldn't help but lol.
