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[_] [H] A question The Intrigued 03/08/09(Sun)17:15 No.916782
Dear 4chaners, which of the following is the very most definition of Interent to you:
1guy1jar
2girls1cup
2guys1horse
2girls1finger
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>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)17:19 No.916786
none of the above, the correct answer is 7 guy 7 horse 7 jar 7 girl 7 7
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)17:20 No.916788
7 niggers 1 op
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)17:38 No.916804
Women niggers?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)17:40 No.916807
>>916782
>Dear 4channers, which of the following is the very most definition of Interent to you:
>very most definition of Interent to you:
>of Interent to you:
>Interent
Wat?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)17:42 No.916809
None of the above, the correct answer is "Shake That Bear".
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)17:47 No.916814
Seriously, how is he not screaming like a fucking baby after something like that?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)17:50 No.916816
I can tell that he is a russian sysadmin.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)18:30 No.916843
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
MY ANUS...IS BLLEDING!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)18:49 No.916856
>>916814
shock, also screaming would be counterproductive as most people involuntarily tighten their anal
muscles when they yell (sympathetic to abdominal muscles)
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)18:54 No.916860
the answer is none of the above. we all know that the internet is a series of tubes.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)19:00 No.916862
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK
I lol'ed at the first part, but when the jar broke... O_O
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)19:14 No.916875
He likely died a few hours later of internal bleeding
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)19:22 No.916881
Don't put glass in your ass.
Bah dum tsh.
>> [_] The Warp !JpnUTrf.3g!!bDkfMyS4JZx 03/08/09(Sun)19:45 No.916892
I came.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)20:08 No.916904
Oh my god
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)20:10 No.916906
This is the only shock video that's ever made me feel awful, I mean god imagine glass in your
anus holy fucking shit how would you get it out.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)20:25 No.916917
i have the utmost respect for that man
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)20:31 No.916923
How do you explain that when you get to the hospital, anyway?
"Uh... I tripped and fell on it."
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)20:50 No.916928
>>916923
Swear to God.
A Catholic priest was admitted into the hospital a few months ago, from the Vatican. He had an
apple stuffed up his anus.
When questioned, he said 'I was putting drapes up on my window and I fell backwards onto the
table, and I fell on top of it.' When asked why he was naked while putting the drapes up, he had
no response. But he maintained through out the questioning 'I was not playing sex games.'
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)20:53 No.916929
>>916782
HAHAHA
This is funny shit. He was trying to dig the broken glass out of his bleeding shithole. Epic.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)21:15 No.916940
>>916843
For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)21:25 No.916952
>>916788
haha
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)21:27 No.916954
>>916843
haha again. almost tempted to make an edit with that dubbed in there
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)21:28 No.916955
>>916928
haha o wow. three lol's in the same thread, what gives?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)21:33 No.916958
>>916955
Even better one.
Well, not better, but still funny.
A chick 'claims' she was getting out of the shower and fell backwards onto the side of her tub,
and in doing so she ended up forcing an entire can of hairspray STRAIGHT up her ass. She went to
the hospital for it, and news got out all over the place.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2105253.ece
Heres the story of it.
>> [_] Elle Lowell 03/08/09(Sun)23:16 No.917023
>>916917
I have to agree.. he did not once cry, whimper or anything.. he stayed calm. Not even a whimper.
But I also have to admit he's fucking stupid for doing that.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/09(Sun)23:34 No.917034
Nigga, don't you know you drug up befow you shove glass up your ass hole?
