File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] What do you do when you hear it /f/? Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:00 No.2299819
I go to the nearest store & raid their nut supply of all their walnuts,cashews,and ramen.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:13 No.2299832
>implying you even have time to gather anything if/when this actually does happen
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:37 No.2299859
I was expecting a song. =(
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:40 No.2299862
I say "Wow, someone posted this AGAIN?" and close the window.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:40 No.2299863
>>2299859
Sorry, I typically don't get around to knishing things until I've seen them pop up here.
Next time, maybe.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:44 No.2299868
>>2299863
Didn't mean that. I was half-expecting a sweet remix or something after the first line or two,
since who fucking posts a nuclear attack alert on 4chan - it's already boring as fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:49 No.2299872
>>2299868
Too bad, you'll be getting knishes anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:54 No.2299877
So what are the chances of surviving a nuke?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:54 No.2299878
>>2299819
OP you're dumb as fuck. Unless you have a substantial shelter, you're dead, no matter how much
looting you do.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:56 No.2299881
>>2299872
Knishes only work if you're expecting something. There's no point knishing this if people turn it
off after 4 seconds.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:59 No.2299883
>>2299872
You mean like a nuke to the face?, or a nuke fired on the other side of the country, Define what
you mean a little more DEWD
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:09 No.2299896
>>2299877
Depends greatly on the bomb itself and where you are in relation to ground zero.
If it is a fusion bomb then you are going to die for many many miles around the ground zero of
the bomb with very little chance of survival. If it is a fission bomb then the ground zero is
going to be much smaller and the chances of surviving are greater.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:13 No.2299905
>>2299901
Not the guy you are replying to but if they are using the word "nuke" they probably don't know
what they are talking about to begin with.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:13 No.2299907
>>2299863
knish cunt
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:20 No.2299914
>>2299883
I mean if your a few miles away from were it hits?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:20 No.2299916
>>2299877
>>2299896
Surviving a nuclear strike isn't a problem. You either do or you don't, unless you have reliable
access to a shelter, if you're within the blast range you're pretty much fucked. The real problem
is surviving the collapse of society and infrastructure that follows such a event. Not being
killed by a giant explosion is meaningless if you lose access to food, water, and power.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:30 No.2299929
im guessing im the only one who actually thought this was interesting. i listened through the
whole thing. one day when this actually shows up on tv imma be scared as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:38 No.2299942
>>2299819
I tricked my friend into thinking this was real,then he stole from a flea-market.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:40 No.2299944
>>2299914
A few miles? You'd better have a pretty substantial shelter because that's still within the blast
radius. If that doesn't get you, the fallout probably will.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:48 No.2299951
>>2299896
If it's a North Korea bomb it has to literally hit you to take you out. Technology is tough for
them.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:52 No.2299952
>>2299819
Were's Blakemoor when you need him?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:04 No.2299964
>>2299951
Luckily most of us wont be in a fishing boat 100mi off the Korean shoreline too.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:07 No.2299972
fuckin spooky
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:22 No.2299995
>Head to the nearest fallout shelter
Do they even maintain those anymore?
Anyway, I live far away from any large town, so I only have to worry about the collapse of
society.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:28 No.2300001
>>2299995
Yeah just check out your local bank,there should be one there?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:42 No.2300014
nuclear knishes
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)22:04 No.2300034
Duck and Cover
in the actual event of a nuclear disaster
flying glass is what kills most people
