File: Fact Seagul.swf-(1.05 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)05:04 No.2408774
life flashes before me
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)05:07 No.2408780
>no medicine will cure the sickness with you
i actually feel better after reading this
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)07:57 No.2408838
Song source: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/259908
(free to download)
I really enjoy the music
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:02 No.2408842
"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits."
>implying i have friends
>implying i have pursuits
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:03 No.2408843
>You will hurt your foot
O-ok, fact seagull...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)08:22 No.2408852
2edge4me
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)09:07 No.2408861
I now feel very insignificant, but at least I know who voiced Meowth.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)09:09 No.2408862
>>2408780
Magneto why don't you lead us
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)09:10 No.2408864
>>2408852
kill yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:26 No.2408898
>>2408842
don't worry anon, /f/ is your friend
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:40 No.2408912
>>2408774
I said it before and I'll say it again, it would be better if it had more mundane facts so the
pessimistic ones were more rare. Would increase their impact.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:43 No.2408915
>>2408912
agreed, but it's not gonna change m8
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)10:53 No.2408918
Fuck you, fact seagull.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:15 No.2408934
yamete.
Urusai.
URUSAI!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:20 No.2408938
>>2408915
That's the saddest fact of all.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:21 No.2408940
>>2408861
a dead hermaphrodite
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:28 No.2408945
"I sit by your windowsill, awaiting your timely end"
How long does a seagull live?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:32 No.2408948
I learned a few fun facts and enjoyed myself. On the other hand, the downplaying was so
predictable and poorly written.
>life flashes before me
>weak, generalized comments
>weak
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)11:49 No.2408968
>The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg
Zhornitskiy
>All the world's a stage, and your lovers are just actors
>They only laugh at your jokes out of pity
>The world record for most mayonnaise eaten in eight minutes is eight pounds, held by Oleg
Zhornitskiy
That got deep real quick.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/14(Sat)12:48 No.2409034
>>2408842
>"Your friends keep you around because it is amusing when you fail in your pursuits."
>>2408898
I'm dying of laughter right now!
