File: Pepperoni is for Assholes.swf-(4.49 MB, 480x272, Other)
[_] Don't Fuck Your Fourth with Pepperoni Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)16:44 No.2440832
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)16:48 No.2440837
Maddox is love, Maddox is life <3
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:00 No.2440843
Pepperoni is an American salami and a real thing. I don't give a fuck what you have to say about
it. The grease is good. This guy is so hipster about pepperoni he deserves cancer.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:02 No.2440845
>>2440843
Don't take the bait.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:04 No.2440847
>>2440832
Has /v/ finally gotten bored with their video games and moved to foods now?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:09 No.2440853
>>2440847
dude, food is like... awesome!
are you joking about food?
>> [_] LeeMCardholder !XIxc6BpKnU 07/04/14(Fri)17:10 No.2440854
who the fuck puts paper towels on their pizza, does he live in chicago or la or something?
freaks
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:18 No.2440865
>>2440853
Shut up, all the foods you like are bad. Here look at this food no one knows about. That's how
you know it's good.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:20 No.2440868
>>2440865
wat
i dont even understand the bait
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:33 No.2440883
>>2440868
>What is /v/?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:36 No.2440886
>Let me tell you why this extremely common pizza topping that everyone likes is actually shitty
Who is this asshole and why does he think anyone cares about his opinion?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:39 No.2440887
This bait is just waving at me, should I take a nibble..
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:41 No.2440889
>>2440845
>>2440868
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I HEAR THE WORD 'BAIT' ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO BE EXTERMELY 'EDGY'
AND RAPE YOUR FAMILY
Happy Birthday America
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:47 No.2440892
>>2440889
You're safe on /f/, no one can post the fish here.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:47 No.2440893
>>2440854
>who the fuck puts paper towels on their pizza
You don't degrease your pizza before you eat it? Disgusting.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:50 No.2440898
>>2440893
Did you ever have school made pizza? That shit had pools in the middle of it. FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:53 No.2440901
I don't even think we have just pepperoni pizza in my country. I've checked few sites and even
all "american" pizzas has something else on the top of pepperoni. Also pepperoni is actually the
least popular meat based toppings here and you're going to be called a fag by all of your friends
if the pizza has less than 3 toppings (and yes, cheese doesn't count).
Is it American tradition to take something good, destroy it and then say that this is how it
should be?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:58 No.2440907
>>2440898
You tip it to the side, and watch as the cafeteria floor becomes a slip and slide.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)17:59 No.2440908
Salami pizza and all similar pizzas are fucking disgusting
Each time I go to a store it's always this crap in tons there, and barely anything else.
Luckily I make my own fucking pizza so I don't have to deal with this crap anymore.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)18:00 No.2440909
>>2440901
>Is it American tradition to take something good, destroy it and then say that this is how it
should be?
What are you talking about?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)18:08 No.2440915
"...I have no friends..."
I can believe it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)18:21 No.2440920
Maddox is such an annoying cunt. I wish violent death on him
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)19:06 No.2440958
>>2440893
I hate agreeing with tripfags, >>2440854
but seriously what fucking degenerate pats down their pizza to get rid of the grease?
And while it may of been semi-satirical, I wanna know where the fuck this guy is from; those 3d
renditions of 'pizza' were less pizza than they were 'pie'.
Seriously, you don't have crust that fucking thick unless you're in chicago and 3' of sauce isn't
pizza it's tomato pie.
TL;DR: Go to jew york for actual pizza or choke on my greasy neckbeard before you talk about what
makes a pizza.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)19:35 No.2440979
his approach may not be the friendliest or the best one, but he does raise a valid point. "just
cheese" as a topping is utterly retarded. if you really only want a cheese pizza you can just
take a slice of any other pizza and remove the toppings.
being vegetarian or vegan doesn't even justify it as there are plenty of options without any meat
in them and if you are such a faggot that you'll eat neither meat nor anything green or
mushrooms, then again, just push them to the side and eat pure cheese pizza.
as for pepperoni, it's your choice, i just prefer regular sausage pizza, and if you take
pepperoni for the spice you can just add spicy sauce to any other pizza. my main problem with
pepperoni is that where i live it's more expensive than sausage pizza, so all in all it's not
worth picking.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)19:56 No.2440999
>>2440958
>seriously what fucking degenerate pats down their pizza to get rid of the grease?
Ulillillia, and he isn't a degenerate, you big nerd.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)20:16 No.2441012
>live in argentina
>dont even know what pepperoni is
americans eat nothing but shit, their meat tastes like garbage, their cheese is garbage, its not
even Mozzarella, all their food is the same chemical GMO paste with different colors.
HMMM, CANCER!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/04/14(Fri)20:19 No.2441014
you guys are all a bunch of pizza fags, go and commit pepperoni
