File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Nuclear launch detected. Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)17:58 No.2413264
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)18:07 No.2413268
these messages always creep me the fuck out
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)18:09 No.2413269
>Hawaii isn't a city
dropped
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)18:50 No.2413294
>>2413268
Yea, these always give me chills. The Idea that in 1 hour everything could be gone is creepy as
fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)19:02 No.2413299
>>2413294
>1 hour
Try 33 minutes.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)19:06 No.2413304
>Seattle
yes
>Portland
YES
>Los Angeles
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
>Honolulu
aww...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)19:50 No.2413332
does anyone have the flash that is some robot voice talking about North korea.
I remember it yelling "AH MOTHERLAND, AH MOTHERLAND" at the end.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)19:51 No.2413333
>>2413299
If that. NORAD has 33 minutes, I don't know how quickly they would be able to alert civilian
stations. The glorious Minuteman III retaliation would give me a raging erection though, so it
would be worth it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)20:26 No.2413351
>>2413269
honolulu fool
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)20:27 No.2413354
As creepy as UVB-76
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)20:28 No.2413355
when i was like 5 i remember watching cartoons and then the weather alerts would come on randomly
and i would shut the tv off and wait like 10 mins cuz it creeped me out
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)20:30 No.2413361
>>2413355
Really? I always got a raging boner when I heard it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)20:53 No.2413378
>>2413333
>implying we'll bother with MMIIIs
Nigga, we got 14 SSBNs with 24 MIRV capable Trident IIs on each swimming around at any given
moment. Our MMIIIs are the very definition of dated and needs to be retired.
Should have went with the LGM-118... but noooo, we like OLD technology.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)21:04 No.2413393
I love this, i really really do
I want to find or make an swf that is basically a text-to-speech synthesizer that uses this
voice, Perfect Paul
I have no idea whether it would WORK, but its what I want to find
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)21:06 No.2413398
>>2413393
I do too.
