File: a_paradox_of_biblical_proportions.swf-(3.89 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] a classic Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)21:39 No.2447705
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)22:12 No.2447747
I got "Rock Hard" but the guy is playing some really mellow music.
I don't get it
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)22:35 No.2447774
> first screen
> "to your cleft you see a"
closed
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)22:37 No.2447776
>>2447774
>purple gradient on first screen
closed
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)22:43 No.2447782
SPOILER ALERT
>Sleep
>Reincarnate as teh faec
>Click teh faec
>Get Rid of the Friendzone
>Allow Pooping
>Solve the Middle East's chronic violence problem
>Win
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)22:48 No.2447789
Open the dryer, shoot the door, bust through the wall, bust through the wall, YEAHHHH, open the
dryer, put on pants, close the door, tell her you saw her face, tell her you are just like her,
go to castle, now you can have a nice whacky maze adventure!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)22:53 No.2447798
I can't beat Mr Dink, he's too stronk.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)22:58 No.2447804
>>2447789
Or you could kill Elmer Fudd and climb the tree up to the castle
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)23:01 No.2447806
>>2447782
There are several ways to win you nerd
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)23:11 No.2447818
>>2447806
I know that. Here's one of them.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)23:26 No.2447829
Shit, this castle is huge...
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/14(Thu)23:31 No.2447833
>>2447818
ok
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 07/11/14(Fri)00:18 No.2447886
what the fuck why is this here
I don't even remember posting this on /f/ when I made it.
Oh well.
>>2447747
I didn't want to ask the guy who did the music to do things over after he recorded them so I just
used what he gave me.
>>2447774
>>2447776
>loading screen
closed
>>2447782
to TRULY win you need to get to the castle. don't ask me how the fuck to do that, I made this
shit like 4 years ago.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)00:32 No.2447903
>>2447804
or you could seduce him and win
