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[_] Into the RIVER it goes John Moses Browning 09/13/14(Sat)14:24 No.2526138
Trashmasters masterruse
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:27 No.2526140
;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:28 No.2526143
omg I don't even have a reaction
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:43 No.2526164
Drowning kittens and puppies was a totally normal thing before castrations and abortion rods.
Hell, my grandma taught me how to properly drown them.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:50 No.2526172
>>2526138
>never hit women
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:51 No.2526175
>>2526164
Give me your grandmother's address so I can rape and drown her.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:51 No.2526176
>>2526175
Too late for that, mate.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:52 No.2526178
>>2526176
if only i could afford the ticket to hell
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:53 No.2526181
>>2526178
Why would you need a ticket for that?
Just chug on some bleach.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:55 No.2526182
>>2526181
I'd probably not go to hell, because I'm not a sociopath like your cunt grandmother.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:55 No.2526186
This makes me very angry.
>>2526164
We now have ethical ways to murder pets. Drowning is very painful. Even if you can't afford the
pentobarbital or vet trip, Helium and a cardboard box is cheap and painless.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:55 No.2526187
>>2526178
>afford the ticket to hell
if it helps one way tickets are cheaper
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)14:55 No.2526188
>>2526182
>not wanting to uselessly feed more mouths
>sociopathic
Go live a hundred years earlier, pussy boy, and see how long you last in any rural area.
>> [_] The Master Chief !PwgLVV8Vd2 09/13/14(Sat)14:57 No.2526192
>>2526182
Suicide is a sin, autist.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 09/13/14(Sat)14:59 No.2526194
>>2526186
This sounds alright. Inflicting pain to a living being just isn't right.
>>2526175
You are also not right, faggot!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:00 No.2526198
>>2526186
I'm saying I approve of it. I'm just saying it used to be normal to get a bucket and drown a
litter twice a year. I didn't even hear of someone euthanizing a cat for years, the cat just runs
under a car all by itself.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:00 No.2526199
>>2526188
>uselessly feed more mouths
If you're not a retard, even back then you could afford to feed them and find a use for them.
Hell, the mother could probably find food for them herself if properly trained.
>see how long you last in any rural area.
Longer than your bitch of a grandmother, appraently
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:01 No.2526200
>>2526198
I'm not saying I approve of it*
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:01 No.2526201
The real MVP is the dude underwater tossing these puppies to her.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 09/13/14(Sat)15:02 No.2526202
>>2526198
Why would you drown them and not just kill him like a man?
What a shitty tradition, looks like I must post a flash how you really kill
>> [_] meme 09/13/14(Sat)15:03 No.2526205
top fucking lel
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:05 No.2526212
>>2526198
>twist necks
>puppy is dead immediately
>?
>profit
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:08 No.2526216
>>2526186
Liquid helium is actually in short supply thanks to the privatization of helium deposits in the
Earth (under bush). Liquid helium has the lowest temperature for its heat capacity, making it the
only way to conduct many supercooled experiments, the cost of which have risen dramatically as a
result.
tl;dr just fucking drown them you hippie.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:10 No.2526221
>>2526199
is this edgelord moralfag for real?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:10 No.2526222
Haha, the puppies go SPLOSH
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:11 No.2526223
>>2526216
http://www.target.com/p/balloon-time-standard-helium-balloon-kit/-/A-13567277
Faggot. You can murder 100 puppies with just 20 bucks.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:13 No.2526227
>>2526221
>edgelord moralfag
Nice oxymoron, retard.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:14 No.2526228
>>2526223
But you could do it for free.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:14 No.2526229
>>2526223
But is it EXACTLY 100 puppies?
We need to conduct calculations and experimentation to determine exactly how much helium you need
to asphyxiate an average puppy.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:15 No.2526232
>>2526228
You could just break their necks or cut off their heads for free, instead of drowning them like a
pussy.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:16 No.2526233
>>2526228
Yeah, but can you make balloon animals when you're done?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:16 No.2526235
>>2526199
you are fucking psycho they are just animals
it's funny how you think killing them is bad and killing someone who does that is not
you should get your head checked
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:16 No.2526236
>>2526233
Yeah, once decomposition sets in, they'll sure become a balloon animal, though not filled with
helium.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:17 No.2526237
>>2526227
not really. You want to beat an old woman to death for practicing conditions that you blindly
label as immoral, as a city dweller with no first hand experience of the pressures she might have
been experiencing, as well as seeming total ignorance of how common this sort of thing is.
But I guess that means you are for real, in which case you have to be underage.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:17 No.2526240
>>2526232
but that requires more work than tossing them into a river
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:19 No.2526244
>>2526240
And?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:19 No.2526246
>>2526240
if twisting a neck to break it is harder than going all the way to a lake, you're a pussy.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:20 No.2526247
>>2526240
depends of how far away is river
if you have some river close by it's easier
but if closest pool of water is pretty far it would be better to snap their necks and toss them
in a hole
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:20 No.2526249
>>2526246
But twisting their head off will get you dirty, and then you'll still have to dispose of the body.
A river takes care of all that busy work for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:23 No.2526255
>>2526246
as has been stated, this is common practice in rural areas, to which lakes are often in close
proximity.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:23 No.2526256
>>2526249
>twisting their head off will get you dirty
Who the fuck said rip their entire head off? Just break their neck.
>you'll still have to dispose of the body
I'm assuming you have a trash can.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:23 No.2526257
Wait, am i still on 4chan? Internet hate machine crying over puppies? Damn newfags.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:24 No.2526260
>>2526256
>tossing a rotting corpse in a trash can
That just smells of trouble.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:24 No.2526262
>>2526186
>helium
also hilarious
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:24 No.2526263
>>2526256
throwing them into a river is symbolically akin to letting go, whereas you have to be involved in
the ordeal of killing from start to finish if you kill the puppies directly.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:25 No.2526264
>>2526257
4chan has always loved animals, edgy newfag. We just hate people.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:26 No.2526265
>>2526257
Not everyone here is an edgy teenager from /b/. Besides even /b/ cares about innocent animals
getting hurt. you are the newfag
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:29 No.2526268
>>2526263
If they were just born and you're willing to kill them just so you don't have to feed them, I
can't imagine their being much of a connection to let go of. Their suffering is more important
than you not wanting to have to see them die.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:29 No.2526269
dogs are not cats, therefore they are not of internets and deserve no sympathy here
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:30 No.2526270
>>2526268
no it isn't. They're fucking puppies. Jesus christ, are you from PETA?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:32 No.2526271
>>2526269
dogs>cats
When was the last time your cat went hiking with you? Besides, dogs save lives, cats hack up
furballs. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:32 No.2526272
>>2526270
If I was from PETA, I wouldn't think it was ok to kill them at all. I'm just not a lazy woman.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:32 No.2526275
>>2526268
>they're suffering is more important
How?
It won't matter whether they felt any pain or not in a few seconds once they're dead. There are
no consequences to them feeling any pain except for a bad aftertaste (not literally).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:33 No.2526277
>>2526270
edgy
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:35 No.2526281
>>2526275
>It won't matter whether they felt any pain
It will to them. Either way, it takes less than a second to kill them the humane way I described
, and won't fill your lake up with dog corpses.
>> [_] Pencil 09/13/14(Sat)15:36 No.2526284
>>2526271
my cat saved me once.
i couldn't cum and its sand paper tongue licked the tip of my dick and it sent me over the edge
after a while.
it was the second best fap of my life
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:37 No.2526286
>>2526284
Damn, i might have to get a cat
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:39 No.2526289
>>2526271
This is irrelevant on the web. Cats are superior because that is the way of internet.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:39 No.2526290
Drowning is not painful. I know for sure because I once drowned and then was rescued.
All you feel is fucking panic and nothing else.
ALSO
That girl is 12 years old. And she lives in fucking Bosnia.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:39 No.2526291
>>2526281
>2014
>not having a pond filled with dog and cat corpses
>i iggy shiggy diggity
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:40 No.2526292
>>2526289
Go back to facebook and ihazcheezburged
>> [_] Pencil 09/13/14(Sat)15:40 No.2526293
>>2526290
id have that 12 year old bosnian girl sharpen my pencil every second of the day.
i bet her blowjobs would be better than the cat who sent me over the edge
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:41 No.2526294
>>2526289
The old internet maybe. Dogs are taking over.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:43 No.2526297
>>2526290
You are a liar. Anyone who has withstood waterboarding (which simulates drowning) has said it was
extremely painful. You probably "drowned" for like 10 seconds in a kiddie pool.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:44 No.2526298
>>2526290
I'd imagine panicking is worse than pain to an animal, and still not something to put something
through.
And I'm sure a 12 year old with that throwing arm is capable of killing a 2 pound puppy a better
way.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:44 No.2526300
bretty gud :^)
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)15:47 No.2526302
>>2526297
Waterboarding =/= drowning.
The main difference with waterboarding is you're heavily strapped down. In water, you can freely
move around, and while drowning makes your fight or flight response kick in, thrashing around
underwater is harmless; the restraining is what causes all the damage and most of the pain.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)16:04 No.2526333
>>2526186
>Drowning is very painful
for them
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)16:35 No.2526373
toasting in ebin bread
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)16:36 No.2526375
I don't wanna watch do the puppys or w/e die?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)16:38 No.2526378
>>2526375
No Anon, they're getting saved! Watch and look!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)16:47 No.2526390
flash is a happy place why would you post this
this isn't /b/, we don't need your edge
we don't want you here
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/14(Sat)16:48 No.2526391
how come this shit hasnt been purged... stop posting on it you idiots
