File: Click here to smile.swf-(4.7 MB, 640x360, Loop)
[_] My dog died today :( Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)00:08 No.2557969
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)01:06 No.2558026
Man your dog dies a lot
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:02 No.2558059
It's funny, because I actually found a dead dog today. Still warm and everything. God I feel bad
for that dog.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:14 No.2558075
I really, really want to fuck that bird.
I want to whip out my flaccid cock and rub it all over that bird as I hold it down. Then after
I've reached my final form, I want to nail it down with my fist and attempt to violently shove it
at it's pooper. I want to draw blood from it's ass as the bird goes nuts and starts drawing blood
from my fingers, only to increase my stimulation. Then after that bird has nearly bled out, I'm
going to take my rock-hard cock and crush its head until the bird can only be identified as a
bloody pulp.
But no, i won't stop there.
I will take that fucking bird to a taxidermy and have it stitched back together and hopefully
without much question from the taxidermist. I'll then plant c4 inside of the damn, fake bird and
shove it down my dogs throat and detonate it. It will only be then do I reach true enlightenment
by covering myself in my dog's entrails while masturbating in rhythm to Through The Fire and
Flames in the background.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:15 No.2558077
It's okay man, life goes on. I'm sorry for your loss.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:16 No.2558078
>>2558075
You have to take them to Isengard first
>0/10 post
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:16 No.2558079
>>2557969
just fucking call it totoro parrot or some shit, you fucking faggot, fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:17 No.2558081
>>2558078
Orlando Blood was in there somewhere.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:27 No.2558084
>>2558075
youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY&t=34s
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:36 No.2558088
>>2558075
What the fuck? Come on down
>> [_] Anonymous 10/10/14(Fri)02:43 No.2558091
There are worse things than her dog. But it's still sorry.
