File: DontMove.swf-(1.88 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)20:00 No.2554656
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)20:15 No.2554673
What are the trophies?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)21:30 No.2554727
>>2554656
I moved
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)21:45 No.2554736
the definition of insanity..
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:02 No.2554747
>>2554673
If you're asking how to get them:
"Trophies: 1 go left. 2 go left till you die then right till you die... repeat 3. go right
4.Stand still? 5. Stand next/on a fire for a bit 5. hold both left and right? 8. get all other
trophies
Zeniths: All Trophies, level 63, all medals, Hella coins, some other shit"
That's from the last time this was posted. If you're asking what they are, basically achievements.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:11 No.2554749
Beat game, got ending. Progress counter appears saying "1%", and game starts over.
This game is sick.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:15 No.2554751
I jammed a nickel in my keyboard, so i'm running right even as I type. I'm gonna call it a
victory.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:18 No.2554754
I can't fucking get the candle trophy and it's pissing me off I'm fucking standing on this
fucking candle and have been for a fucking hour where the fuck is my fucking fucked trophy fuck
you.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:19 No.2554755
>>2554751
Alternatively, hold a direction and right click. Then you can just leave the window focus.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:19 No.2554756
>>2554747
for the fire trophy, it looks like you've gotta be standing in such a way that it looks like your
character is starting at the fire/pressing his face against it. If you're completely on it, you
might be over the acceptable area.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:20 No.2554757
"man i don't have a good idea for a game"
"i guess ill just do some bullshit since some people will mistake it for art and like it"
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:28 No.2554764
>>2554757
who are you quoting?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:31 No.2554770
>>2554764
a genius, that's who.
>>2554756
Man, I don't even remember what people changed from that list. I just pulled that shit straight
from swfchan
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:48 No.2554779
I got all the zeniths. Now I have a ??? as my goal and a little half-transparent bar that appears
to be keeping track of which directions I've been going. Dunno what to do at this point.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:50 No.2554781
>>2554779
lrllrlrr
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)22:53 No.2554786
pretty funny ending.
I don't even want to know what fucking happens if you get the progress bar to 100
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)23:46 No.2554847
I bet some faggot thinks there's some deep moral meaning to this.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)23:48 No.2554850
Having a hard time getting the second trophy. Halp?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)23:50 No.2554853
Am I the only one who saw a ghost?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)23:53 No.2554855
>>2554853
I saw one a little after the exp bar showed up.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/06/14(Mon)23:54 No.2554856
what's zenith?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:01 No.2554861
>>2554747
can't get first and third trophies.
I'm going left and goin right and it doesn't matter at all
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:04 No.2554862
Why is every number a power of 2 minus one?
And I can clearly count 32 medals, while I am credited with only 31.
The first person to say, "Huehuehue zero-based indexing" will be shot. Zero-based indexing in
Flash makes as much sense as10x10 sprites... never mind.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:13 No.2554865
>>2554862
I need 3 more medals and it says that I have 29. So no Zero-based indexing.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:16 No.2554867
I've got everything but the second trophy. How do?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:32 No.2554874
>>2554867
Go left, die, then go right, die. Repeat until trophy.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:35 No.2554877
>>2554865
If you look at the words that are being said you would understand that you also count 32 medals
but only will be credited with 31.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:45 No.2554881
Beat the game. Now running it for second time. 1% means that you just start the game. After you
beat some challenges it would grow. It doesn't mean that you have to beat game 100 times.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:51 No.2554883
>>2554749
That progress meter doesn't go up by 1% every playthrough. I'm on the second playthrough and it's
already at 49%.
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 10/07/14(Tue)00:51 No.2554884
Looks like the distance zenith is given at 32767. For those who might be curious.
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 10/07/14(Tue)00:57 No.2554885
>>2554884
And attempts at 2047. The game seems to give a ridiculous boost to getting another zenith once
you complete one.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)00:58 No.2554887
>>2554747
The trophies are
1 L
2 Alternate
3 R
4 Time stands still
5 Time resumes
6 Knives
7 Steam Roller
8 ZA WARUDO
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:00 No.2554889
>>2554755
This trick is invaluable.
(Glad it didn't cost nothin'!)
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:04 No.2554893
>>2554885
Indeed, a boost exquivalent to adding one, then doubling, then subtracting one! Almost as if the
numbers were powers of two minus one, as has been previously stated!
I'm being an asshole. I'm just mad at myself for playing this stupid game for so long.
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 10/07/14(Tue)01:04 No.2554894
>>2554884
1048575 coins. Hurrah for green coins.
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 10/07/14(Tue)01:07 No.2554897
>>2554893
No, a boost as in "Oh, you completed the distance zenith? How about making you die more or less
instantly upon leaving spawn, so your attempts counter goes up much faster?" or "Oh, you
completed the attempts zenith? How about making experience come so fast that the last level can
be completed easily in under 30 seconds?"
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:09 No.2554898
if you think about it, this exemplifies every video game in existence. video games: a pointless
endeavor that's only as enjoyable as you believe it to be.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:10 No.2554900
>>2554885
To summarize:
All Trophies
Level 63
Distance 32767
Attempts 2047
Coins 1048575
Time 4095
All Medals
LRLLRLRR
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:13 No.2554903
Ive broken through the wall three times, only thing that happens is getting sent back to 1%.
unless you go 10+ levels down i dont think that there will be anything different
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:16 No.2554906
>>2554881
Yup, after beating the game twice, "1%" is displayed again.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:18 No.2554907
>>2554898
Them's fightin' words.
Perhaps the same can be said of all life in general. But enough talk, have at you!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)01:24 No.2554910
stuck on the 6th trophy.
halp plz
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)02:04 No.2554928
>>2554900
There are also 3 stars you can earn by pressing the left or right button after earning the last
zenith those combinations are
lrrlrrlrrlrrrllrllrllrrr
lrlrllrrllrrlllrrrlllrrr
llrrlrlrllrrlrlrllrrrrll
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/14(Tue)02:05 No.2554930
>>2554928
To clarify, that doesn't mean passing the left or right screen, it is just tapping the left or
right button.