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[_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)01:49 No.2583289
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:05 No.2583299
fuckin lol
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:05 No.2583300
This is why I hate cats.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:12 No.2583306
>>2583300
Anyone that thinks a cat "loves" them is delirious. You're only a means to an end to cats,
nothing more. People always argue: "I know there's bad cats but MY cat is a friendly cat!" But
cats can't be friendly. There are only well-behaving and misbehaving cats.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:20 No.2583307
>>2583306
pretty fucked up world view, bro. why don't you believe that about humans too? my cat sits on my
lap and purrs, my friends smile at me and say hello. both of them you can chalk up to
self-interest, or you can be a little less cynical and assume that they experience affection and
happiness like you.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:37 No.2583318
>>2583307
So admitting that cat's don't give a fuck about their owners means I have a cynical world view? I
love my dog and my dog loves me back. The difference is that my dog would defend me with his life
and would never leave my side whereas cats only use people for their affection. It purrs because
it is pleased, not because it loves you. If cats were people they would be sociopaths. Try owning
a dog and you will see the difference.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:45 No.2583326
>>2583318
Dogs will walk across the country to find their owners again, a cat wont walk across the
neighborhood if someone else puts food outside their door
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:45 No.2583327
>>2583318
I own both, and you're wrong. The bond isn't the same, but it's still there.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:48 No.2583328
>>2583318
this, dogs are GOAT, cats are shit
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:49 No.2583331
>>2583318
Cats have no capacity for guilt over their actions, they seem to think everything they do is
perfectly reasonable. BUT, they do show genuine affection for their owners. I remember my cat
being worried sick when I had a really bad flu, constantly meowing at my door, cuddling me,
following me around like I'd drop dead at any moment, etc. Also, this bitch didn't take her cats
warning signs seriously. It was obviously pissed that she moved it, and then the dumb cunt tried
to kiss it. Most cats don't like a humans face in theirs. Then she cries in front of a camera for
a solid minute, asking for help from strangers on the internet. Goddamn cunt. /rant
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:52 No.2583333
>>2583318
i grew up with both cats and dogs. if you're willing to admit a dog's affection is legitimate,
then your stance on cats is really confusing. can a child love its mother without being willing
to "defend [her] with his life and never leave [her] side"? or are all children sociopaths too?
my cat kills birds in my backyard and brings them to me. i don't reward this behavior, but my cat
persists. seems to me like he is trying to help out someone he cares about.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)02:58 No.2583337
>>2583333
Cats just show their love differently. Mostly in squirrel heads and dead birds.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:00 No.2583340
Of course the fucking cat is going to scratch you, you just picked it up and put it somewhere it
doesn't want to be, then got in it's face.
Cats are amazing pets when their owners aren't being assholes to them for no goddamn reason.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:02 No.2583342
a cat only kills and brings birds/rats to you because they believe you are a bad hunter
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:06 No.2583345
>>2583342
lol, ok bro. your dog only licks you cause it thinks you're unclean and can't stand the smell.
believe whatever you want, am done caring.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:07 No.2583346
>>2583342
And why would a cat bring food to someone that is a bad hunter, and not let them starve? LOVE
NIGGA, DATS LOVE!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:26 No.2583351
http://i.imgur.com/5DJNj0U.gif
Not all cats are cunts you fucking retards
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:30 No.2583357
>>2583351
The cat literally did more to protect the kid than the fucking mom even, stupid bitch
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:39 No.2583363
>get eye injury
>first reaction is to show it off on camera
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)03:57 No.2583367
Something similar happened to me once. (Not in the eye tho)
My reflexes punched my cat pretty hard but as soon as I saw what that bitch did to me I literally
grabbed her, punched her in the stomach twice then threw the fucker out of the window.
Didn't see her ever since, probably just died after an hour or so.
I regret nothing, never mess up with human beings.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)04:00 No.2583368
>>2583367
You sound like the kind of person who totally deserves shit like that from your reaction
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)04:06 No.2583373
>>2583368
She should have just said "I'm sorry"
I would have forgiven her
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)04:11 No.2583375
>>2583289
>Putting animals anywhere near your sensory organs at any time
Yeah, because animals are known for their situational awareness and forethought right?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)04:21 No.2583380
>>2583363
>get eye injury
>use webcam as mirror to see injury to eye
you're dumb
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)04:30 No.2583381
shoulda declawed it
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)04:42 No.2583388
>>2583363
Fuck you're a dumb cunt.
>has never used a webcam before
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)04:43 No.2583390
>>2583373
>she should say I'm sorry
>after I punched her and throw her out the window the she later died
Nah, you are a cunt. You deserve it.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)05:15 No.2583401
My son was killed by a dog. Cats may not be the most loving pets, but dogs are capable of far
greater evil
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)05:20 No.2583403
>>2583337
Technically it's trying to take care of you. You know, since it thinks that you can't take care
of yourself.
I own both cat and a dog and their affection is different. It's true that cats don't really feel
guilt, while dogs feel guilty for what ever they do when you don't smile at them.
Hell, feline affection is subtle, while dogs' is as straightforward as it can get.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)05:29 No.2583404
>>2583375
Right?
Once I had a cat on my chest and it moved closer and pawed towards my eyes. I never let a pet get
anywhere near my face since then
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)05:34 No.2583406
>>2583401
>My son was killed by a dog.
maybe if you weren't a shit parent
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)05:40 No.2583407
dogs>cats
dogs still have potential to harm you like this though, but the reward outweighs the risk.
with cats you get a shit pet and also that risk
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)06:12 No.2583415
>>2583318
The sad part is, that this could also mean, that a cat is a bit more intelligent.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)06:14 No.2583417
>>2583331
>underrated post
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)06:15 No.2583418
>>2583415
Another
>underrated post
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)06:18 No.2583420
>>2583289
>cats tail was in full fuck-off mode. bitch doesnt know cat language, literally asked for it
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)06:35 No.2583423
>>2583300
I love cats, they'r so tasty.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)07:41 No.2583441
>>2583342
That's fucking retarded an untrue.
My cats watch me eat so they know I have food.
They've watched me catch pests and I've caught them when they've been bad/tried to run outside at
night.
I'm not a bad hunter, they know that. Cats are just assholes who like to torture animals and
think dead shit makes for good gifts.
Cats are jerks but they keep mouse/bird populations down and that's fine by me.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)07:55 No.2583443
>>2583381
this
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)07:56 No.2583444
>>2583415
Technically, cats are smarter. Cats have more nervous cells in their brain than dogs.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:05 No.2583449
>>2583331
Most animals don't like other faces in theirs
it can be seen as very threatening
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:13 No.2583453
I thought it would stop, but it just kept going.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:28 No.2583458
>>2583420
>full fuck off mode
is that a thing? i mean it was a stupid idea sticking her face in front of the fucking thing, but
what if it's just a fluffy cat?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:30 No.2583459
>>2583318
Cats are just assholes. Dogs will detect and defend you from aliens as per Dark Skies.
Cats just don't give a fuck if an alien is around to fuck up your family
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:31 No.2583460
>>2583289
does anybody know the sauce for this music pls?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:32 No.2583461
>>2583459
depends on the dog, my neighbours would shit itself and hide like a bitch
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:36 No.2583462
>>2583461
A cat still won't sleep with you. Damn white knights, white knighting everything.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:37 No.2583463
>>2583460
somebody must know about sauce,
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:37 No.2583464
>>2583401
Shit like parenting detected.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:37 No.2583465
>>2583462
But Huple's cat sure loves sleeping on faces.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:38 No.2583466
Fuck you stupid dog lovers.
Dogs are basically mindless, filthy, slobbering children. Only they never grow up.
Cats are like cute, fluffy roommates. They can handle their own affairs and as long as the food
bowl is filled they keep mostly to themselves. Enough to not feel alone, and not being
overwhelmed by a useless, dependent creature.
>muh companionship
Eat shit. If you died right now, your dog would eventually eat you;
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:39 No.2583469
>>2583466
>implying I wouldn't eat my dog if it died right now
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:46 No.2583470
>>2583466
come verga pendejo
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:48 No.2583471
Someone know about a girl? is she ok now?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:48 No.2583472
>>2583462
My cat sleeps in my bed with me more often than not.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:52 No.2583473
>>2583466
Animals get hungry.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391223/Janet-Veal-56-gnawed-eaten-CATS-kitc
hen-floor-died.html
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:56 No.2583474
>>2583462
>A cat still won't sleep with you
whatever you say m8
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)08:59 No.2583476
NIGGGGER NIGGGGER
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)09:20 No.2583488
>>2583476
"What am I do guuuuies?!"
*better check my phone for some messages quick*
Take something to wipe up the blood....
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)09:31 No.2583491
Cats
>>Not affectionate
They tend to only come aroudn when they want something.
>>FILTHY
"But they clean themselves.." cat saliva is among some the most infectious. If you want to bathe
your cat, just forget it.
>>Stupid
You can't train it.
Dogs
>>Overly affectionate
They may be a bit sometimes, but at least you know its genuine
>>Pretty fucking dirty
They get into EVERYTHING (including the trash) and washing may be difficult
>>Intelligent
All the aforementioned issues can be trained out with a little time and patience.
In conclusion. My green-cheeked conure wins.
He's a cuddle monster, he bathes with only the cleanest water, he has the mental capacity of a
small human child. Get birds people.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)09:33 No.2583493
Birds=Best
You get the right bird and you will be the happiest person on this planet. Cleaning up after a
bird is a total bitch but you realize it is worth it when your bird loves you back. The shit they
do is the best. For example my cockatoo Spunky will hop out of his cage and waddle up to my desk
just so he can give me kisses for hours and hours on end.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)09:49 No.2583502
>>2583473
>dailymail.co.uk
kill yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:00 No.2583508
>>2583401
funny how people make rash judgements without knowing the situation nor story first. sorry for
your loss who ever you are.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:03 No.2583510
cats, dogs, who cares. they are all different and will react differently. both cats and dogs have
a chance to lick your face just as they have a chance to bite or scratch you. know your pet and
the limit of it's "temper". pets get annoyed to.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:09 No.2583513
>>2583471
you know that is what im thinking about to. people are really caught up in "dogs are better" "no
cats are better" "she was just dumb" to take 5 seconds to be human beans. i guess i can forgive
them. there probably teens.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:12 No.2583514
>>2583401
>dat bait
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:18 No.2583516
>>2583326
my mother put our cat out near a little embankment near a little road. took it 3 months to find
us again
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:22 No.2583521
>>2583381
that
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:24 No.2583522
>>2583423
Hi Barf! I'll take a Cat Buger ta go!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:43 No.2583528
>>2583289
>The underage in this thread
>The samefag in this thread
This is why I don't come to /f/ anymore
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:54 No.2583536
>>2583337
if a cat brings you a dead animal, that means it thinks you are a failure as a cat and it pities
you.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/01/14(Sat)10:59 No.2583539
>>2583390
>not being the alpha cat in your pack
do not ever tolerate an animal abusing a human. ever.
