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[_] The banana man! Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)19:59 No.2699477
BEHOLD, HTE ATHEIST NIGHTMARE!!!!
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)20:03 No.2699486
LOOMINRATY CONFIRMED!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)20:46 No.2699515
you DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)20:50 No.2699518
thats not even how you eat a banana
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)20:55 No.2699524
>discussion of atheists
>discussion of bananas
I expected a different ending.
>> [_] Trash Boat 02/24/15(Tue)20:55 No.2699525
Atheism: All cans are made from magic mountains.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)20:58 No.2699528
>>2699525
So CloOoOoOoOse your eyEYeyEYeyeYes on hushabye mountain....
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)21:01 No.2699534
>>2699477
actual natural banana's are small, hard to open, and full of seeds
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)21:02 No.2699536
>>2699534
bananas*
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)21:04 No.2699539
>>2699477
all hail the niggers they had cultivated the mighty bannana they are true gods
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)21:19 No.2699557
In consideration, the minutia of perfections that require no adaptation on the part of humankind
to utilize would suggest that there could be an intelligent creator.
However to assert this as fact without evidence is goddamn bullshit.
In the same vein, you could argue that since you have pain-nerve endings in your toes that fire
off every time you bang your toe into something that there isn't a god because that doesn't make
any goddamn sense at all for an intelligent god to want you to suffer every time you accidentally
bang your toes into things.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)21:36 No.2699577
John: Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?
Steve: Because he had nobody to go with?
John: That's right, but why did he have nobody to go with?
Steve: Because he's an autistic faggot.
Autistic faggot: (eueueueueuuehueheuhguehguheugheuhguehguehugheughuehguehugheugh
uegeghuegeohgueohgeuogheoughouegoehughoeuhgoehgouehoughoeuhgouehgouehoghegouehgohu)
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)21:42 No.2699582
im a certified atheist, and i cant figure it out
im turning in my atheist license and becoming a christian as we speak
as an ex atheist, all i can say is....
checkmate, atheists.......
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)21:52 No.2699588
if god isn't real explain how i am eating a bannana right now
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)22:03 No.2699601
>>2699477
Holy shit, I'm raging so hard. I shouldn't be but I am and it's my right to.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)22:31 No.2699636
Just last night I had a nightmare about bananas.
I just can't explain why they fit so perfectly in our hands.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)22:40 No.2699644
I used to be an atheist
then I ate a banana
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)22:47 No.2699649
My cock fits into my hand perfectly, checkmate theists
On a more serious note, most primitive eye structure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euglena
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/15(Tue)22:49 No.2699653
>>2699557
Well, another way to look at it would be to think of it as a way for your brain and body to know
that you have hurt yourself, same with our reflexes to touching something that is too hot or too
cold. Our brains react to these things automatically, and it takes an immense amount of
concentration to go against such things.