File: sakuracon.swf-(4.28 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:47 No.2705098
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:49 No.2705100
"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending
a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming
with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's
small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired
delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But,
before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his
face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:50 No.2705101
GIRUGAMESH
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:50 No.2705102
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemently with two massive,
pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by
equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment
calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the
horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing
across his/her eyes.
Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping
from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:52 No.2705105
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of
relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these
DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not
sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:54 No.2705108
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI
IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the
table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp
teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours,
revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and
bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as
bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth
like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera,
and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:55 No.2705109
Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the
restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew
that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a
grave evil indeed.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)00:57 No.2705113
>>2705108
10/10
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)01:14 No.2705125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC0WA3Vri9w
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)01:26 No.2705132
>>2705109
10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYTBCO_kdvQ
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)01:49 No.2705147
i love japan period ?? wtf ?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)01:55 No.2705155
>>2705125
Thank you, I totally forgot about this
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)02:06 No.2705163
>>2705100
P1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lpZcVTR1CA
>>2705102
P2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s09UGrzEITYB
>>2705105
P3: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P7lnW077iU
>>2705108
P4: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HZPRALt3JF
>>2705109
Finale: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ePU1Wi9PNE
I have way to much fucking time on my hands. I'm also incredibly bored, as I have fuck all to do
at my current location. pls no bully my voice
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)02:09 No.2705167
What a bunch of weeaboos ... How the fuck is this a commercial?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)02:10 No.2705169
>>2705167
2009 was a different time, man
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)02:17 No.2705175
>>2705167
>>2705169
Yeah, 2009 is like the same time the Pyramids were being built. They had no sense of morals,
hygiene, or refrigeration back then.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)02:22 No.2705181
>>2705163
>>2705109
>>2705132
10/10 voice, writing, end music
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)03:29 No.2705215
saved it all for a later time.
10/10 everybody, well done
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)03:42 No.2705218
Japanese food make you fatty?
>> [_] Luxworth 03/02/15(Mon)03:45 No.2705221
I love America.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)04:15 No.2705232
My God!
What a masterpiece.
Someone, whoever actually has time to give such a shit, Combine these
>>2705163
>>2705132
into a single video.
Truly 10/10.
Would Sakuracon twice.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)04:27 No.2705240
Me and some friends are going this year. It will only be my second time at Sakura-Con, but so
far, I haven't seen anyone act like those bunch of retards.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)04:29 No.2705241
I LOVE ANIME
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)04:37 No.2705243
S A K U R A C O N
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>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)04:51 No.2705246
Amazing. Thank you so much. All of you.
>> [_] のこ 03/02/15(Mon)05:29 No.2705257
woah, the memories, its too much!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)07:46 No.2705303
I hope somebody is saving all this shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/02/15(Mon)07:59 No.2705310
>>2705303
I saved it in a word file the last time it was posted, but the audio is new
