File: Take me to church.swf-(4.27 MB, 1100x800, Loop)
[_] Why aren't you a Christian, anon? Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:24 No.

  Are you going to Wednesday night service?

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>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:27 No.

  I'd accept Jesus if I could fuck her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of
  procreation on our wedding night.

>> [_] not bait 04/01/15(Wed)13:36 No.

  >>2735932
  I am Christian

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:37 No.

  this is the new potato knishes and I fucking love it

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:42 No.

  i'd really like to read all that shit

  christian here too

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:44 No.

  Just look up the names of the passages. They are all listed.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:46 No.

  because no crusades against isis

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:47 No.

  Post this until the crusades start again.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:52 No.

  >>2735932
  I dont know with what intentions this was created, but being a christian i like it. Its got some
  value to it, and is also really fuckin catchy.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:54 No.

  I like the part of it where the girl is lusting after horse cock.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:55 No.

  >>2735951
  how are you able to read it? one word at a time?

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)13:58 No.

  >>2735934
  I worship the gods of my ancestors. The nailed god is a noble one. His followers are pretty nice
  too. Muslims on the other hand...

  Also, what is this meme called?

>> [_] John Moses Browning 04/01/15(Wed)13:58 No.

  >>2735975
  frame for frame, my friend
  >not praying to mormon Jesus

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:02 No.

  Mathew 5:30 Mathew 27:46 John 2:15 Psalms 137:9 Psalms 23:4 Ezekial 23:20 Genesis 3:4-5
  Revelation 3:9 Deuteronomy 22:20-21 Deuteronomy 22:28-29 Timothy 2:12 YOU LAZY FUCKS

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:09 No.

  why are there nazis with her?

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:09 No.

  Nazis loved god too.

>> [_] John Moses Browning 04/01/15(Wed)14:12 No.

  >>2735970
  >Ezekial 23:20
  Kek

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:16 No.

  >>2735992
  gotta love that horse cock

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:21 No.

  "But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they
  shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her shall stone her
  with stones that she die" – Deuteronomy 22:20-21
  "If your right eye you to stumble, gouge out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one
  part of your body than your whole body to thrown into hell." – Matthew 5:30
  “Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and them
  against the rocks.” – Psalm 137:9
  “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to woman. “For God that when you eat from your
  eyes will be opened and you will be like God knowing good and evil.” – Genesis 3:4-5

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:22 No.

  >>2736001
  "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married land rapes her and they are
  discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for
  he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." - Deuteronomy 22:28-29

  “I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” – 1
  Timothy 2:12

  “So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he
  scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables.“ – John 2:15

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:23 No.

  >>2736003
  “Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with
  me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.“ – Psalm 23:4

  “Behold, I will cause those of the synagouge of Satan, who say that they are Jew and are not, but
  lie—I will make them come and bow down at your feet, have loved you“ – Revelation 3:9

  “Oh father why have you forsaken me?“ – Matthew 27:46

  “For I know the plans I have... for you.“ – Jeremiah 29:11a

  I hope I didn't forget anything

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:25 No.

  >>2736004
  fuck that one about the lovely equine cock was in the images and not an actual text

  "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission
  was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:29 No.

  Why the fuck would you post a song about church being bad and ask why we don't go to church?

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:37 No.

  >>2736003
  As a student at a roman catholic seminary college, I was kicked out of an evangelical baptist
  church for referencing John 2:15 and asking whether it was really appropriate to be selling
  figurines, books and audio tapes within the church walls.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:44 No.

  >>2736037
  how can we even appreciate the beauty of the world and all its amazing things it has to offer if
  this passage is true?

  Surely its the evil things of the world we musnt love. I like trees.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:46 No.

  >>2736047
  I should have fashioned their curtains into a whip and cleared that place out.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:46 No.

  Fuck off.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)14:52 No.

  >>2736052
  We love you.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)15:26 No.

  this song is supports fagots you know that right

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)15:33 No.

  >>2736087
  But the homosex got leveled up in the music video.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)15:37 No.

  who is this character

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)16:19 No.

  >ben garrison

  isn't he the dude that does those redpill political cartoons for /pol/

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)16:29 No.

  >>2736127
  Ben Garrison's actual cartoons deal with bankers and shit. /pol/ Photoshopped his cartoons with
  Jews and left his signature on them.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)16:46 No.

  >>2736096
  this

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)16:54 No.

  >>2735966
  this is in no way a gospel song. In fact it is a bold statement renouncing the religious
  establishment in favor of earthly love and passion felt for someone in a relationship deemed
  inappropriate by the church.

  also most of the passages are shitty ones about stoning your daughters and selling your raped
  children to their rapists. also the one where the snake tells them about knowing good an evil and
  being like god.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)16:57 No.

  >>2736155
  I meant christ-chan in general. But the song is sort of out of context.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)16:58 No.

  >>2736096
  >>2736148
  Christ-chan. A /pol/ joke if you couldn't tell from the ironic usage of the song made by the
  asshurt faggot about how mean the church is or from, you know, the nazi.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)17:02 No.

  >>2735975
  screenshots

>> [_] Anonymous 04/01/15(Wed)17:04 No.

  Man I wish I could draw.