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[_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)17:45 No.2733173
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)18:36 No.2733213
Good b8 m8
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)18:38 No.2733217
>The atheist's nightmare
More like best friend
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:11 No.2733248
Ahh yes the banana tfits around the monkeys hand just as well as it does ours, You know those
things that you think we didn't come from.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:21 No.2733260
>>2733173
look ma horse, ma horse is amazing
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:21 No.2733261
Is there any footage of this guy being told that humans artificially selected the modern banana
and him going "uh er um well ur mum's fat"
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:23 No.2733262
>>2733173
And pineapples, Fugu, walnuts, and fruit on cactuses are all proof that god HATES us
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:29 No.2733268
>>2733260
kek'd
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:35 No.2733277
>>2733261
Ya, this guy was an idiot. We made bananas, not God.
>> [_] >>>/sci/ autist 03/29/15(Sun)19:38 No.2733284
>>2733248
Have you seen what wild bananas look like?
They're little brown stumps that are 90% seeds and look like butt-plugs.
The 'almighty' creator of the yellow banana was a horticologist you fucking moron.
Fun fact: The bananas we eat are all clones of each other, because they're all fucking sterile.
There was actually a tastier, better strain in the 70's but it died out entirely to a fucking
disease that evolved.
Thanks a lot, God!
Why does gay anal sex feel so much better than straight anal sex?
Checkmate, atheists! Looks like God loves fags after all!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:48 No.2733292
>bananas fit in your hand
>check mate atheists!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:51 No.2733295
>>2733262
Don't forget Durians
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)19:53 No.2733298
Those bananas are clones of the real thing. Real bananas have seeds, look it up
>> [_] Anynomous 03/29/15(Sun)19:58 No.2733302
>>2733284
When bananas are not ready for harvesting they ARE GREEN not brown, and still taste yummy so much
for Good hades, just because fruits varies in many kind of forms and ways he dont hate us.
Next i hate anal Sex, so checkmate for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)20:04 No.2733309
>>2733302
What.
>> [_] Anynomous 03/29/15(Sun)20:06 No.2733312
Sry but i hate it, how it turns out like heteros are getting treated here, like they should feel
be ashamed to be hetero-_- His post totally sounded like statement of only gay should be natural.
First gays were the who had troubles to out themselves, and now some of theme flipped the tables
and bring heteros in the defense postion and i really cant it stand it anymore.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)20:13 No.2733320
>>2733312
There we have 'im boys. The MRA of sexuality, the 'racism doesn't exist anymore' of attraction.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)20:37 No.2733340
Unintelligent design is so amusing.
>Optic nerve is connected to the light receiving end of the retina.
>Wisdom teeth.
>Lack of Vitamin C generation by humans.
>Route of vas deferens from testis to penis.
>Laryngeal nerve detour.
And there's more.
>Radioiscotope dating.
>Ice core samples.
>Tree ring daisy chaining.
>Fossil evidence.
I think that Australian person there didn't consider radioiscotope dating to be accurate, and was
based on 'belief'.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)20:40 No.2733341
Nice circlejerk, guys! I'm proud!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)20:45 No.2733346
>>2733341
Yeah! Let's start a heliocentrist circlejerk!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)21:21 No.2733393
>>2733341
>>2733346
Guys, I'm tired of this circlejerk, we need to entertain the controversy.
We need more funny fedora jokes, and we also need to call atheists fedora tipping amerifats.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)21:33 No.2733407
>>2733173
ive been to that fucking lake holy shit
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)21:37 No.2733414
>People discussing that bananas are gods
Why I am here
>> [_] Anonymous 03/29/15(Sun)21:41 No.2733416
The entire bit about the banana, and I couldn't stop thinking about cocks.
...a...am I gay?